one time, I walked into a bathroom, and I went into the stall to do my business, but not before noticing a giant poo leaned up against the foot of the "throne". Needless to say, I didn't want to be caught in the bathroom with one of those just sitting there on the ground. I high-tailed it out of there quicker than you can say, "Hal Shlal hash baz".
(remember that's one of the names of the sons of Isaiah)

Just so you know, YES, there WERE skidmarks down the face of the toilet, and it was disgusting!!!!!!