eZabel Lore
Before algorithms decided who you’d talk to, before follower counts told you who mattered, there was just a website — hand-built by one person in New Jersey in the year 2000, and somehow kept alive for fourteen years by the people who made it home. Seven hundred and fifty-one of them. They wrote 225,969 things, sent 57,000 private messages, organized 245 events, grew up, got married, came back. They didn’t know they were building something that would outlast most of the internet around it. This is what they built.
By the Numbers
Every number here is a trace of something real: a comment posted at midnight because someone couldn’t sleep, a private message sent to the one person they actually wanted to talk to, a poll asking whether milk or OJ was the opposite of milk. Two hundred and twenty-five thousand, nine hundred and sixty-nine of them. Here’s the shape of it.
Every post, photo, comment, message, and poll ever made.
The sum of everything ever said.
Private. Between friends.
Registered from 2000 to 2014.
84,062 comments in the golden age.
32,384 comments. Friday-Eve energy.
The rolling chatroom that became home.
Across 12 forums.
Personal rants, reflections, and stories.
Reported, debated, and archived.
Mostly shot and archived by iwz.
Only 1,392 comments needed moderation.
Hall of Fame: The Legends
Ranked by eZabel points
Points are calculated from comments, journals, polls, and other contributions. The top ten showed up across every era — the golden age, the crash, the Redsweater years. They didn’t sign up to be the backbone of a community. They just kept showing up.
Community Superlatives
The records that made us say "wait, REALLY?!"
ok4now — on Jan 31, 2003. That's one every 2.3 minutes.
Nearly 3 years without a single quiet day (Jan 2002βDec 2004).
iwz — wrote both the first comment (2001) and the last (2014). Bookends.
guilderbellsuck — on Dec 24, 2003. Someone had a LOT of feelings.
Out of all moderation tags, 'ontopic' was the least used.
rocksupastar — topped the original karma leaderboard and never looked back.
eZabel's Inner Circle
The backbone of the community
If eZabel had a lunch table, these were the regulars. The Core Ten showed up in 200+ of the same threads β not because they were assigned to, but because that's just where their friends were. iwz talked to 312 different people β the most connections on the site.
The Core Ten
200+ threads togetherEvery community has its core. These members appeared together so often they practically shared a desk.
The Tight Four
An inseparable crewAlways four. Always together.
The Builders
They built the place
Community Bonds
The strongest relationships on eZabel
Best Friends
Pairs who kept showing up in the same rooms — not because they were assigned to, but because that’s where their friends were.
Cross-Content Superfan
One fan, every content type
Private Messages
Behind the public forums, 57,014 private messages were exchanged over eZabel's lifetime — a whole shadow community, invisible to anyone who wasn't in the conversation.
juicymango dominated both sides of the inbox, sending 5,570 messages and receiving 5,304. The most intense DM relationship on the site: forrestina and juicymango exchanged 3,907 messages over roughly 3.5 years — about 3 a day, every day, for the entire lifespan of the community.
Lurkers
They were here. They were watching.
Never posted publicly
At least 10 members never left a single public comment — zero forum posts, zero replies. But they were active in private messages the whole time.
Longtime lurker, first time poster
They watched. They waited. And then, finally, they said something.
First comment, June 2006 — on the X-Men 3 thread:
"coool!!! i'm like wolveine. wolverine is the coolest."
First comment, August 2005 — on someone's Food Journal:
"This is a dumb journal, i hate it."
First comment, March 2002 — on "Who is I LIKE BIRDS":
"I'm glad someone said something, because I was thinking the same thing. I just didn't say it :)"
First comment, December 2001 — on "Growing old":
"I LOOOOVE this story! I totaly want to be like that lady when I get old! Plus...I love Chocolate milkshakes!!"
Growing Up in Public
Before anyone called it oversharing, they just called it talking
Most of eZabel’s founding members were in their late teens or early twenties when the site launched in 2000. They were at the exact age when life starts accelerating — first jobs, first serious relationships, parents splitting up, not knowing what comes next. And they processed all of it in public, in journals and forum threads, in front of 750 people they mostly knew and sometimes didn’t. Before “blogging” was even a word people used.
mattyatty wrote on January 28, 2002: “Tonight I witnessed the end of a relationship, and I’ve realized. Relationships are horrible.” onesadgirl wrote a few days later about her mother putting her father out of the house. bennybergs13 was “at a point in my life where I have to make a big decision — what I want to be when I grow up.” web-toedchloe wrote about job security and her grandmother’s advice about being young. None of them were performing. They were just thinking out loud, and leaving it there.
The forums gave the same honesty a different shape. In the “First Crush” thread, members compared notes on the specific texture of being nine years old. tinser and tesoro, who knew each other in real life, found themselves reminiscing on the same thread about the slow dance at Dee’s wedding — “I still have the picture from that night,” tesoro wrote. thatdarngirl’s kindergarten admirer farted on her hat. forrestina watched the neighborhood boys mow lawns from her window, bowl of popcorn in hand. The thread wasn’t really about crushes. It was about the pleasure of finally saying the specific thing out loud.
By the time eZabel wound down, some of them had at least started figuring it out. jessieb posted in 2001: “I’m getting married in 58 days!!!!!!!!” iwz married his best friend in 2002. The photo albums document the weddings — multiple couples, real ceremonies, documented in eZabel albums. Life happened on this site. Not always neatly, not always permanently. But it happened.
The Perv List, the Hate Thread, and Other Acts of Democracy
The threads where the community voted on each other
Some threads asked questions about the world. Others asked questions about the community itself — and the community answered, loudly, in detail, sometimes with regret. Four threads in particular became mirrors the site held up to its own face.
The largest community conversation on the site by participation. It started as a celebrity ranking exercise and quietly became something else — users nominating each other, their mothers, their friends. ophelia declared all guys the same when the companion Most Handsome Man thread opened. bozo requested it be shut down immediately.
jay79 created it. tinser was ranked #1. Her official response: “I’m innocent! They are just jealous!” yodasucka demanded a recount. It was 338 comments of chaotic social ranking that somehow everyone took in good humor — which says something about the community that built it.
Officially a music hate thread. Then skaorsk8 dropped his list: “i hate... band from society, toxicgirl.” Community members by username, named in a hate thread, between bands. Nobody blinked. The line between banter and edge was always thinner than it looked.
The gentler vote: 33 people explaining where their username came from. Probably the most honest thread on the site. At some point you chose a name for yourself online and then lived inside it for a decade. This was where you had to explain why.
Shooting Stars
The members who burned bright and vanished
For most members, eZabel was a slow burn — months of casual check-ins, years of accumulated presence. For a few, it was a sprint. They arrived, posted with ferocious intensity for a few days or weeks, and then simply stopped. The data records them like brief bright lines across a long exposure.
One week of pure intensity. No warning, no farewell.
Twelve days, then nothing. Later evidence suggested an aviator alt account — even the shooting stars had secret identities.
The longest burn of the meteors. 113 days of consistent presence — enough to feel like a fixture. Then gone forever.
10 'stupid' mod tags, 52 days, then vanished. Turned out to be an aviator alt. The Aviator Saga has its own page.
Not the fastest, but the most poignant. Wrote that he didn't know what he wanted to be when he grew up. Then he grew up and left.
The Late-Night Crew
Midnight to 5am — who was still up?
Most of eZabel happened during work hours — posts clustered around 10am and 2pm, the universal rhythms of procrastination. But a small cohort operated on a different schedule entirely. Between midnight and 5am, when the site should have been quiet, a handful of regulars were still at it.
More than double anyone else. Eight accounts, one consistent pattern: up when everyone else was asleep. The insomniac of eZabel.
The second-tier night owl. A core ten regular who apparently never slept. In the End of an Era thread he wrote “if you want to destroy my redsweater…” at an hour when most people were dreaming.
The third pillar of the late-night crew. Attended 82 events with forrestina during the musings era — apparently the daytime energy had to go somewhere overnight, too.
Late-night posts defined as comments submitted between midnight and 5am EST. fivezero’s count spans all eight of his accounts.
Epic Threads
The musings threads that hit 1,000+ comments
Musings was eZabel’s rolling chatroom — Forum 11, where iwz would start a new thread every couple of weeks and the community would pile in and just talk. About everything. About nothing. About music and work and what they’d had for lunch. The conversation never really ended; it moved to the next thread. The ones listed here crossed 1,000 comments each — the threads where a new one started and nobody went home. At the top: “End of an Era,” 2,325 comments about whether the site should change its name. The community talked it through for weeks. Then they stayed anyway.
The Photo Archives
Proof that the people typing at each other were real
Almost every photo on this site was taken by iwz. He brought a camera to every party, every event, every road trip anyone let him document. The 36 albums are the closest thing eZabel has to a physical record — faces behind the usernames, proof that the online friendships crossed over into the real world. The first eZabel party was at punkprincess’s house in 2002. A hundred people RSVP’d. Twenty-six showed up. The photos exist.
Funky Fresh's London Excursion
by iwz
Austria
by iwz
flomojopoanode's Costa Rica Trip
by iwz
eZabel Party 2003
by iwz
Mike & Katie's Wedding
by iwz
Camping 2001
by iwz
By iwz, eZabel's photographer-in-chief
Best of Polls
Democracy at its finest
Thread Hall of Fame
The titles that made us click
The title alone. No further context needed.
390 comments of people imitating each other's posting style. Nobody was safe.
The most controversial opinion in eZabel history. 105 comments of outrage.
Name two random objects. Tennis racket/leprechaun. Oboe/cassette tape. 228 combos deep.
A philosophical debate that nobody asked for and nobody could answer.
Just... the title. That's it. That's the thread.
Kevin Federline appreciation, peak mid-2000s energy.
What if we all lived together? Spoiler: it would be chaos.
198 comments of solidarity. eZabel was a sitting community.
The monkey sock club. If you know, you know.
The evil twin of the 'MEET three' thread. 110 comments of roasting.
A bold stance on board game gender norms.
The most wholesome musings thread title ever posted.
116 comments of morbid creativity. eZabel was a weird place.
The FAQ Hall of Shame
Inside jokes disguised as frequently asked questions
Community Timeline
It all started with sparky, clarryd, bozo, and j_trips on Nov 7, 2000
Nov 7, 2000 β sparky, clarryd, bozo, and j_trips start the community.
102,925 comments. 281 active users. Peak eZabel.
The forums quieted, but musings became the heartbeat
Inside jokes, long-running threads, and deep friendships define the vibe.
The faithful few kept the lights on
Rails 8 brings eZabel back to life. All data preserved, memories intact.
The 2005 Crash
In January 2005, everything changed. Monthly comments plummeted from 7,816 to just 1,172 — an 85% drop almost overnight. People graduated, moved away, grew up. The Golden Age was over.
But eZabel didn't die. In mid-2006, a quieter revival began — driven by Musings. The rolling chatroom threads became a lifeline for the faithful few. The community was smaller, but the conversations ran deeper.
The Redsweater Era
In July 2007, Ian dropped a bombshell:
eZabel was getting a new name.
The site had been running on redsweater.net as a mirror since
February 2006 — originally a temporary alias during a server move, then a lifeline for members
whose workplaces had blocked ezabel.com.
The Candidates
What Changed
- 1 Color scheme flipped from blue to red
- 2 Tagline: "Wax on, wane off." — footer: "You are a unique snowflake."
- 3 Rebuilt on Ruby on Rails (from ColdFusion) — the "3.0 beta"
- 4 Same features: Musings, Journals, Forums, Polls, Pictures, FAQs, Events, Inbox
The Community Reacts
"Redsweater" Mentions by Year
In December 2009, a hard drive crash hit the site. Data was partially recovered from a 2007 backup. The community slowly wound down — but some members never stopped calling it "ezabel" anyway.
eZabel ran on office hours. Activity spiked at 10am EST, peaked around 2pm, and went quiet after dinner — the unmistakable pattern of a site people were checking at work, in the years before smartphones made that possible anywhere. It’s what iwz was actually building: not just a website, but a place where you could feel like someone was there during the long stretches between spreadsheets. Thursday was the busiest day. Friday people had somewhere to be.
The Weekly Rhythm
The Daily Rhythm
eZabel: the original Slack
Peak hour: 10am — The lights went out after 6pm.
We Actually Hung Out
Go-karts, LAN parties, beach bonfires, Yankees games — this was a REAL community
Where We Lived
A Jersey thing, mostly
Top States
Around the World
Not everyone was in Jersey.
Fake IDs
Some people took creative liberties with the state field.
Events We Can't Believe Happened
Real events. Real RSVPs. Real questionable judgment.
Last Words
The final comments before the long quiet
The Aviator Saga
11 accounts. 1,715 comments. 104 threads. 1 person. Unstoppable.
The Many Faces of Aviator
The Reckoning (September 28, 2004)
"Aviator/IROT/CATACOMB/Guilderbellsuck β He's now banned for 6 months. He's got some major problems with jamiephaser (like things that he should be discussing with elders, not whining to me about). If he posts again while banned, he's permabanned."
Reasons to Unban Aviator (his words)
Sent via DM to iwz on October 1, 2004. iwz posted it publicly.
- 1) No one makes Ian work harder and more dedicated to his website
- 2) Aviator is by far the hottest guy on the website
- 3) Aviator has money to donate to website provided he gets to mod sports forums
- 4) Aviator is definitely the best ladies man on the website moving Ty down to second place
- 5) If you got 5 dollars from me every time i got banned you would be rich
- 6) Aviator has a really nice girlfriend who would be shocked and hurt if she found out that I was a member of your website
What the Community Said
"get your head outta aviators crack! i can't tell where he ends and you begin."
"Well, Aviator is Guilderbellsucks is rumur, I'm convinced."
"aviator is a valuable member of eZabel. and he is not this years guilderbellsucks..."
"How did this Aviator fellow, get banned?"
"is it 'why is aviator a clone of guilderbellsucks?'"
"haha.. aviator is banned for 6 months. i screwed it up tho, and he was unbanned for a few hours."
"Banned people are allowed to send ez messages. Aviator has sent a bunch of people lude messages, tho. So, I've revoked his message sending privs."
"so i think i finally got rid of our 'friend' Brother/Aviator. I thought I had banned him, but it turned out that bans were completely broken. I fixed the bug."
Aviator's Greatest Thread Titles
The Entire Legacy of IROT (1 comment, ever)
"zapatistaland......."
view original βMod Tags (Combined Across All Accounts)
Banned in 2004. Kept coming back. iwz finally fixed the ban system in 2008 just to stop him. Four years of whack-a-mole.
The Many Logos of eZabel
From a teenager's homepage to a community of hundreds β the brand evolved. These are the logos that lived in the header, the ones that almost shipped, and the ones that existed only as ideas.
Used on the site
Version 1 — The OG
Blue cursive. The logo most members remember.
Version 2 — The Hot One
Orange and fiery. A brief, bold departure.
The ones that didn't make it
These concept sheets represent hours of logo exploration β gears, lightbulbs, scissors, computers. Some were close calls.
Screenshots Through the Years
Via the Wayback Machine — a visual history of eZabel from its earliest days to the Java rewrite era. Click any screenshot to enlarge.
The Very Beginning
May 2001 — The site in its earliest form. News posts, a canoe trip, a car crash. The community taking shape.
November 2001 — The classic nav: Home, Pictures, Musings, Forums, Chat. The look that defined eZabel for years.
The Musings Era
October 2003 — The Musings index: thread after thread of community chatter. This is what people came for.
Peak eZabel
January 2004 — The mountain header era. Dense homepage, community at its most active.
February 2004 — The forums page. Musings alone had 81,518 comments. General Chat had 5,320.
February 2004 — The threaded comment system in action. Familiar names: ilikebirds, skaorsk8, fivezero, theremin.
The Late Era
June 2006 — A redesigned homepage. The community still posting, Tribeca Film Festival on the front page.
June 2006 — Musings in the Java/JSP rewrite era. A different engine, the same community voice.
The Story Continues
eZabel isn't just history — it's alive. Join the conversation, or just lurk like the good old days.