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eZabel Lore

Before algorithms decided who you’d talk to, before follower counts told you who mattered, there was just a website — hand-built by one person in New Jersey in the year 2000, and somehow kept alive for fourteen years by the people who made it home. Seven hundred and fifty-one of them. They wrote 225,969 things, sent 57,000 private messages, organized 245 events, grew up, got married, came back. They didn’t know they were building something that would outlast most of the internet around it. This is what they built.

2000 2014

Community Gems

As you explore, gem the moments that matter — and leave a note about why.

Browse Gems

By the Numbers

Every number here is a trace of something real: a comment posted at midnight because someone couldn’t sleep, a private message sent to the one person they actually wanted to talk to, a poll asking whether milk or OJ was the opposite of milk. Two hundred and twenty-five thousand, nine hundred and sixty-nine of them. Here’s the shape of it.

Everything Created
225,969

Every post, photo, comment, message, and poll ever made.

Comments
162,052

The sum of everything ever said.

Messages
57,014

Private. Between friends.

Members
750

Registered from 2000 to 2014.

Peak Years
2003–2004

84,062 comments in the golden age.

Busiest Day
Thursday

32,384 comments. Friday-Eve energy.

Musings
190 threads

The rolling chatroom that became home.

Threads
1,806

Across 12 forums.

Journals
2,018

Personal rants, reflections, and stories.

News Stories
828

Reported, debated, and archived.

Photos
1,387

Mostly shot and archived by iwz.

Community Vibe
99.1% Clean

Only 1,392 comments needed moderation.

Words Written
3,918,470

Every word across every comment, thread, journal, and news article.

"haha"s
8,313

The eZabel laugh. Not lol. hahaha.

"lol"s
7,915

The runner-up. hahaha still won.

ALL-CAPS
742

Comments written in full caps. Strong feelings.

Peak Traffic
309,821 hits/mo

July 2007 — 848 visits/day, 4,230 unique visitors. By Feb 2009: 7,410 hits. The quiet fade.

Avg Words
22.7

Words per comment. Not exactly essays.

Most Verbose
171,209

Words by fivezero. An orator.

The Community

Hall of Fame: The Legends

Ranked by eZabel points

Points are calculated from comments, journals, polls, and other contributions. The top ten showed up across every era — the golden age, the crash, the Redsweater years. They didn’t sign up to be the backbone of a community. They just kept showing up.

iwz iwz
4,691
pts
#2
R
rocksupastar
4,868
pts
#1
ilikebirds ilikebirds
4,133
pts
#3
3,902
pts
3,395
pts
3,222
pts
3,168
pts
8 magnum magnum
2,719
pts
2,494
pts
2,419
pts

Who They Were

AI-generated personality portraits from their entire eZabel corpus

R
rocksupastar
Member since 2000
If energy could be bottled and sold at a markup, Mike Schiano would have funded the entire eZabel server budget by 2003. From the moment he swapped out his original handle of jdknight16 — mercifully retired after iwz roasted him for it — and rebranded himself as rocksupastar while blasting Cypress Hill, he established a persona that was equal parts class clown, IT guy, and surprisingly thoughtf...
iwz
iwz
Member since
If you spent any time on eZabel, you already know who built the place. Ian Zabel coded the entire site from scratch as a teenager -- comment threading, forums, musings, polls, albums, the scoring system, all of it -- and kept it running for seven years on a ColdFusion backend he was perpetually itching to rewrite. He was the kind of guy who would respond to a question about why comments were ne...
ilikebirds
ilikebirds
Member since 2002
Few people on eZabel burned as bright or as unpredictably as Thai Pham. Arriving in 2001 under the name tpham before settling into his main identity as ilikebirds, he quickly established himself as the site's resident wild card -- a guy who could pivot from absurdist fiction about talking piranhas and sentient lava lamps to genuine philosophical observations about love, music, and the human con...

Community Superlatives

The records that made us say "wait, REALLY?!"

🏁
Most Comments in a Day
630 comments in one day

ok4now — on Jan 31, 2003. That's one every 2.3 minutes.

💪
The Iron Streak
1,090 consecutive days

Nearly 3 years without a single quiet day (Jan 2002–Dec 2004).

👻
Supreme Lurker
1,935 logins, 1 comments

smash — some people are here for the vibes.

🌍
Alpha and Omega
First AND last comment

iwz — wrote both the first comment (2001) and the last (2014). Bookends.

📜
Longest Comment
28,246 characters

guilderbellsuck — on Dec 24, 2003. Someone had a LOT of feelings.

🎉
Most Events Attended
111 events

forrestina — never missed a party.

📸
Most Photos
1,387 photos uploaded

iwz — the community's unofficial photographer.

💎
Rarest Mod Tag
'ontopic' — only 3 times

Out of all moderation tags, 'ontopic' was the least used.

Highest Karma
4,868 points

rocksupastar — topped the original karma leaderboard and never looked back.

eZabel's Inner Circle

The backbone of the community

If eZabel had a lunch table, these were the regulars. The Core Ten showed up in 200+ of the same threads — not because they were assigned to, but because that's just where their friends were. iwz talked to 312 different people — the most connections on the site.

The Core Ten

200+ threads together

Every community has its core. These members appeared together so often they practically shared a desk.

The Tight Four

An inseparable crew

Always four. Always together.

The Builders

They built the place

📰 iwz
iwz
The Reporter
221 news articles
📷 iwz
iwz
The Photographer
36 albums, 1,350 photos
📊 juicymango
juicymango
The Poll Queen
41 polls
📚 skaorsk8
skaorsk8
The FAQ Master
50 FAQs

Community Bonds

The strongest relationships on eZabel

Best Friends

Pairs who kept showing up in the same rooms — not because they were assigned to, but because that’s where their friends were.

1 &
1,038 threads
2 &
940 threads
3 &
936 threads
4 &
857 threads
5 &
829 threads

Journal Devotee

The most dedicated journal commenter

571 comments

Event Besties

The pair who RSVP'd together most

&
82 events

Cross-Content Superfan

One fan, every content type

iwz iwz
969 interactions across 3 types

Private Messages

Behind the public forums, 57,014 private messages were exchanged over eZabel's lifetime — a whole shadow community, invisible to anyone who wasn't in the conversation.

juicymango dominated both sides of the inbox, sending 5,570 messages and receiving 5,304. The most intense DM relationship on the site: forrestina and juicymango exchanged 3,907 messages over roughly 3.5 years — about 3 a day, every day, for the entire lifespan of the community.

57,014
total DMs
5,570
juicymango sent
3,907
forrestina ↔ juicymango

Lurkers

They were here. They were watching.

Never posted publicly

At least 10 members never left a single public comment — zero forum posts, zero replies. But they were active in private messages the whole time.

215
iwzjr's DMs
177
mx714's DMs
79
silkysmooth's DMs

Longtime lurker, first time poster

They watched. They waited. And then, finally, they said something.

alex lurked 4.9 years · then posted 1,010 times

First comment, June 2006 — on the X-Men 3 thread:

"coool!!! i'm like wolveine. wolverine is the coolest."
hipchick lurked 4.5 years · then posted 21 times

First comment, August 2005 — on someone's Food Journal:

"This is a dumb journal, i hate it."
jay79 lurked 1.1 years · then posted 626 times

First comment, March 2002 — on "Who is I LIKE BIRDS":

"I'm glad someone said something, because I was thinking the same thing. I just didn't say it :)"
legs lurked 1.1 years · then posted 559 times

First comment, December 2001 — on "Growing old":

"I LOOOOVE this story! I totaly want to be like that lady when I get old! Plus...I love Chocolate milkshakes!!"

The Stories

Growing Up in Public

Before anyone called it oversharing, they just called it talking

Most of eZabel’s founding members were in their late teens or early twenties when the site launched in 2000. They were at the exact age when life starts accelerating — first jobs, first serious relationships, parents splitting up, not knowing what comes next. And they processed all of it in public, in journals and forum threads, in front of 750 people they mostly knew and sometimes didn’t. Before “blogging” was even a word people used.

mattyatty wrote on January 28, 2002: “Tonight I witnessed the end of a relationship, and I’ve realized. Relationships are horrible.” onesadgirl wrote a few days later about her mother putting her father out of the house. bennybergs13 was “at a point in my life where I have to make a big decision — what I want to be when I grow up.” web-toedchloe wrote about job security and her grandmother’s advice about being young. None of them were performing. They were just thinking out loud, and leaving it there.

The forums gave the same honesty a different shape. In the “First Crush” thread, members compared notes on the specific texture of being nine years old. tinser and tesoro, who knew each other in real life, found themselves reminiscing on the same thread about the slow dance at Dee’s wedding — “I still have the picture from that night,” tesoro wrote. thatdarngirl’s kindergarten admirer farted on her hat. forrestina watched the neighborhood boys mow lawns from her window, bowl of popcorn in hand. The thread wasn’t really about crushes. It was about the pleasure of finally saying the specific thing out loud.

By the time eZabel wound down, some of them had at least started figuring it out. jessieb posted in 2001: “I’m getting married in 58 days!!!!!!!!” iwz married his best friend in 2002. The photo albums document the weddings — multiple couples, real ceremonies, documented in eZabel albums. Life happened on this site. Not always neatly, not always permanently. But it happened.

2000
Site launched
44
In the First Crush thread
6
Weddings in the albums
14 years
Growing up together

Love Stories

At least 19 marriages came out of the eZabel community — with at least 8 ending in divorce. The “Macking” forum was literally named for it. The “Most Beautiful Woman” thread (513 comments, 44 participants) and “Most Handsome Man” (318 comments, 35 participants) were community rituals — the polite way to say what everyone was thinking.

Some of these relationships lasted. Some didn’t. All of them happened here first.

19+
Marriages
8+
Divorces
513
Most Beautiful Woman comments

Journal Culture

2,018 journals written over 14 years. Some people used it as a diary. Others used it as a megaphone.

Writer Journals Comments Received
ekulu 179 2,660
ilikebirds 118 2,832 (most engaged!)
reaf 83 2,423
delliott101 64 1,210
iwz 62 146 (crickets)

ilikebirds wrote fewer journals than ekulu but generated MORE discussion. iwz wrote 62 journals and got 146 total comments — the founder was the least-read journaler.

The Perv List, the Hate Thread, and Other Acts of Democracy

The threads where the community voted on each other

Some threads asked questions about the world. Others asked questions about the community itself — and the community answered, loudly, in detail, sometimes with regret. Four threads in particular became mirrors the site held up to its own face.

The largest community conversation on the site by participation. It started as a celebrity ranking exercise and quietly became something else — users nominating each other, their mothers, their friends. ophelia declared all guys the same when the companion Most Handsome Man thread opened. bozo requested it be shut down immediately.

jay79 created it. tinser was ranked #1. Her official response: “I’m innocent! They are just jealous!” yodasucka demanded a recount. It was 338 comments of chaotic social ranking that somehow everyone took in good humor — which says something about the community that built it.

Officially a music hate thread. Then skaorsk8 dropped his list: “i hate... band from society, toxicgirl.” Community members by username, named in a hate thread, between bands. Nobody blinked. The line between banter and edge was always thinner than it looked.

“eZabel names” 33 users · their origin stories

The gentler vote: 33 people explaining where their username came from. Probably the most honest thread on the site. At some point you chose a name for yourself online and then lived inside it for a decade. This was where you had to explain why.

Shooting Stars

The members who burned bright and vanished

For most members, eZabel was a slow burn — months of casual check-ins, years of accumulated presence. For a few, it was a sprint. They arrived, posted with ferocious intensity for a few days or weeks, and then simply stopped. The data records them like brief bright lines across a long exposure.

47
comments
7d
active
hamsterlove 6.7/day · August 2004

One week of pure intensity. No warning, no farewell.

73
comments
14d
active
mrenticon 5.2/day · March–April 2002

Two weeks. Funny, engaged, gone.

61
comments
12d
active
molo 5.1/day · December 2004

Twelve days, then nothing. Later evidence suggested an aviator alt account — even the shooting stars had secret identities.

441
comments
113d
active
togatweeter 3.9/day · Summer–Fall 2003

The longest burn of the meteors. 113 days of consistent presence — enough to feel like a fixture. Then gone forever.

174
comments
52d
active
guilderbellsuck 3.3/day · Late 2001

10 'stupid' mod tags, 52 days, then vanished. Turned out to be an aviator alt. The Aviator Saga has its own page.

256
comments
151d
active
bennybergs13 1.7/day · 2001–2002

Not the fastest, but the most poignant. Wrote that he didn't know what he wanted to be when he grew up. Then he grew up and left.

The Late-Night Crew

Midnight to 5am — who was still up?

Most of eZabel happened during work hours — posts clustered around 10am and 2pm, the universal rhythms of procrastination. But a small cohort operated on a different schedule entirely. Between midnight and 5am, when the site should have been quiet, a handful of regulars were still at it.

fivezero

More than double anyone else. Eight accounts, one consistent pattern: up when everyone else was asleep. The insomniac of eZabel.

1,036
late-night posts
hunkpapap A core ten regular who apparently never slept.
453 posts
theremin Attended 82 events with forrestina — apparently the daytime energy had to go somewhere overnight, too.
421 posts
aviator Eight accounts, same schedule: the late shift at JFK carried over to eZabel.
270 posts
flomojopoanode Bass player. Night owl.
233 posts
ok4now 630 comments in a single day — some of them were definitely at midnight.
221 posts
208 posts
188 posts
ilikebirds The meanest person on the site was also awake at 3am.
182 posts
ekulu 179 journals, many of them posted well past midnight.
169 posts

Late-night posts defined as comments submitted between midnight and 5am EST. fivezero’s count spans all eight of his accounts. fivezero’s 1,036 posts is more than double #2 (hunkpapap at 453).

Bands of eZabel

eZabel wasn’t just a forum — it was a scene. 14 bands, 2 photo albums, 19 news articles, 15 events, and hundreds of threads about the music. One community.

When They Played

Legacy
Odd Man Out / Agatha Factor
Denver in Dallas (f/k/a Good For Something)
Absolute Zero
The Walk Home
Drawn From Endings
ClonePod
Band From Society
Fin
Generation Gap
November
The Front
Guilderbell
Ophelia
Fast In The Daytime
200020022004200620082011
AZ lineage Band From Society Guilderbell Others faded edge = uncertain date

The House Bands

Absolute Zero

The OG eZabel Band • 2001–2002

Absolute Zero playing The Saint
“You got me feelin' what I'm feeling ain't real”
Members
flomojopoanode (bass) bozo (drums) ballyhoo (vocals + guitar) animal (vocals / rap) adamwho (guitar) thefunkyfresh (keyboard, trumpet + vocals)
Venues

Stone Pony • Club Krome • Birch Hill • Love Sexy • Hamilton Street Cafe

♫ Tracks
Breaking Down
Falling Forward
2 Toms and a Pete
Adam's Crooked Smile
▶ Videos
Falling Bene
Saturday Night

Band From Society

The Kelly Family Band • 2002–2004

Band From Society @ T-Bones
Members
thefunkyfresh (vocals + guitar) raerae (vocals) alex (drums) gti_jesse (lead guitar) John Hughes (bass)

The band name came from legiapol's John 17:16 reference — a theological joke about being "no part of this world."

♫ 9 tracks — click to play
Amy
Waste (ft. Rachel Kelly)
Blueprint Of The Fall
Starting Over
Same Old Song
LAJ
The Truth
Self Destruct
M&J in the Y2K (thefunkyfresh + gti_jesse)

The JW Band Show

252 comments Aug 9, 2003

Hamilton Street Cafe, New Brunswick NJ. The most-discussed event on the site. Six bands, one night — everyone who’d been typing at each other finally in the same room.

Lineup
6:15 Collapse (PA)
7:00 Quarter Past Eight
7:45 November
8:30 Ophelia
9:15 Beside The White
10:00 Guilderbell
Read the thread (252 comments) →

Band Crossovers

3
Odd Man Out / Agatha Factor Absolute Zero Fin
3
ballyhoo (Brett)
Odd Man Out / Agatha Factor Absolute Zero Fast In The Daytime
2
bozo (Brandon)
Absolute Zero Fast In The Daytime
2
thefunkyfresh (Matt Kelly)
Absolute Zero Band From Society

The fitd Story

ballyhoo (Brett) created a secret alt account called fitd to recruit new vocalists without revealing who was asking — he wanted honest responses, not ones colored by his reputation in the scene. He also had another alt, rumur, working the same angle.

The twist: flomojopoanode (Todd) messaged rumur introducing himself as a bass player from Absolute Zero and Odd Man Out who was looking for his next project. Todd unknowingly tried to recruit himself into his own bandmate’s secret side project. Brett turned him down, and when Todd asked “is it you, brett?” a week later, Brett denied it.

The Full Lineup

Generation Gap

~2003 • Named by a sister from the congregation.

Fin

~2003 • Conglomerate of Pseudonym/Infoglut/AZ members.

bizarret flomojopoanode Jose Deleon John

Fast In The Daytime

2004 • "Fast In The Daytime" — Brett's recruiting alt.

The Front

~2003 • Covered Weezer and Brand New. Centenary College shows.

jp Tin Tin
♫ 44 practice recordings — 2006
Jan 27, 2006 — 13 tracks
Crimson (1)
Crimson (2)
Hardness
HS Reunion
Intro Stuff
Just Messin'
Mr. Walters (1)
Mr. Walters (2)
Punk Song
See The Light
Todd Base
Trevorness (1)
Trevorness (2)
Feb 10, 2006 — 9 tracks
Waver 2:11
Waver 3:04
Waver 3:06
Waver 4:10
Waver 5:03
Waver 5:04
Waver 6:02
Waver 7:01
Waver 8:02
Feb 24, 2006 — 4 tracks
Blood Red Eyes
Punk Song
See The Light
See The Light (intro)
Mar 24, 2006 — 3 tracks
80s Rock
Crimson
Noname
Apr 14, 2006 — 3 tracks
1k Memory
BH's Groove
Bridge Beat
Apr 22, 2006 — 9 tracks
Waver 1:30
Waver 2:11
Waver 3:08
Waver 4:11
Waver 5:01
Waver 6:02
Waver 6:03
Waver 7:01
Waver 7:02
Apr 28, 2006 — 3 tracks
BH's Semi
The Choice (instrumental)
The Choice

Drawn From Endings / Step Seven

2002–2003 • Band that couldn't settle on a name.

Drawn From Endi... (0) Drawn From Endi... Band gossip

ClonePod

2002–2003 • 50s rock sound. Battle of the Bands at Club Krome.

November

2003 • Bronx, NY. Played the JW Band Show.

JW Band show (252) November practice (2) November practice (1)

Ophelia

2003–2004 • Fans called themselves Opheliacs.

Legacy

~2000 • Fairfield NJ. Shared drummer with Ophelia.

The Walk Home

2002–2011 • Solo acoustic. CBGB's, Sidewalk Cafe, Brooklyn.

Denver in Dallas

2000–2004 • Formerly Good For Something. g.f.s.rocks was named after them. Won the Skate and Surf Battle of the Bands.

♫ 1 track
Jackie (as Good For Something)

Odd Man Out / Agatha Factor

pre-2003 • Renamed from Odd Man Out. Todd joined later.

“Odd Man Out! Ya gotta scream and shout!”

What We Were Into

The obsessions that defined the site, thread by thread

Obsession Comments
World of Warcraft 818
LOST 802
Concerts 832
Star Wars 275
Baseball 563
Hockey 336
Football 128
Fall Out Boy 224
Emo identity 124
Pizza 105
Food culture 83

Musings (Forum 11) had 23,949 comments across only 25 threads — the real living room of eZabel. Average: 958 comments per thread.

The Content

Epic Threads

The musings threads that hit 1,000+ comments

Musings was eZabel’s rolling chatroom — Forum 11, where iwz would start a new thread every couple of weeks and the community would pile in and just talk. About everything. About nothing. About music and work and what they’d had for lunch. The conversation never really ended; it moved to the next thread. The ones listed here crossed 1,000 comments each — the threads where a new one started and nobody went home. At the top: “End of an Era,” 2,325 comments about whether the site should change its name. The community talked it through for weeks. Then they stayed anyway.

1
End of an Era
by iwz August 2007 2,325 comments
2
So, like, I mean, totally, fersure
by iwz September 2006 1,901 comments
3
OPINIONS
by iwz June 2007 1,741 comments
4
What Next
by iwz October 2006 1,677 comments
5
Musings - The Aviator Era
by archivist April 2008 1,665 comments
6
Musings: I Can Beat Up Everyone
by archivist October 2008 1,585 comments
7
Welcome to the Darkness
by iwz November 2007 1,481 comments
8
Today is the greatest day of your life!
by ilikebirds January 2007 1,305 comments
9
Happy Monday
by iwz December 2006 1,299 comments
10
Toot toot!
by iwz August 2006 1,185 comments

The Threads That Defined Us

The most-commented non-Musings threads — ranked by total participation.

Thread Comments Participants
Who is the most beautiful woman on this planet? 513 44
The "Official" Unofficial Perv List 338 35
If you could MEET Three Ezabelers 319 30
Most Handsome Man in the World 318 35
Pet Peeves 282 34
What are the last three albums you purchased? 271 34
Middle Name 200 39
LOST 802 31
WoW 818 18
Imitation Thread 390 26
Concerts 832 31

“Middle Name” and “eZabel names” had the highest participation ratios — community rituals where nearly everyone showed up. Also: “Moving to NYC!” (iwz, Dec 2009) received 1,796 comments — the community’s last campfire.

The Photo Archives

Proof that the people typing at each other were real

Almost every photo on this site was taken by iwz. He brought a camera to every party, every event, every road trip anyone let him document. The 36 albums are the closest thing eZabel has to a physical record — faces behind the usernames, proof that the online friendships crossed over into the real world. The first eZabel party was at punkprincess’s house in 2002. A hundred people RSVP’d. Twenty-six showed up. The photos exist.

Thread Hall of Fame

The titles that made us click

"I WANT A WHALE! JANINE! WHERE ARE THE WHALES!"

The title alone. No further context needed.

Musings
"Imitation Thread"

390 comments of people imitating each other's posting style. Nobody was safe.

387 General Chat
"PIZZA IS GROSS"

The most controversial opinion in eZabel history. 105 comments of outrage.

105 Food
"slash combos"

Name two random objects. Tennis racket/leprechaun. Oboe/cassette tape. 228 combos deep.

226 General Chat
"The Opposite of Milk"

A philosophical debate that nobody asked for and nobody could answer.

54 Food
"Hunkpapappapappapa"

Just... the title. That's it. That's the thread.

Musings
"K-Fed; He's so hot right now"

Kevin Federline appreciation, peak mid-2000s energy.

Musings
"eZabel as a hippie commune"

What if we all lived together? Spoiler: it would be chaos.

Musings
"My butt hurts from all this sitting"

198 comments of solidarity. eZabel was a sitting community.

198 General Chat
"Guilty Pleasure Confesssion"

The monkey sock club. If you know, you know.

123 General Chat
"If You Could Do Away With THREE Ezabelers..."

The evil twin of the 'MEET three' thread. 110 comments of roasting.

110 General Chat
"Candyland is for guys."

A bold stance on board game gender norms.

46 Games
"Panera Bread is Wonderful"

The most wholesome musings thread title ever posted.

Musings
"favorite way to die"

116 comments of morbid creativity. eZabel was a weird place.

116 General Chat

The FAQ Hall of Shame

Inside jokes disguised as frequently asked questions

All 30 FAQs were written by skaorsk8 in one legendary session on May 21, 2003.

Q: Why is Magnum so hostile?
"He is from Long Island. Cut him some slack. He doesn't really have any friends, and Long Island water is of poor quality.<p> Well pretend you are a penguin taken out of it's natural habitat and brought to a more temprate climate... lets see how irate you get."
Q: Why is I Like Birds so mean to me?
"I like Birds is quoted as saying: "There is no reason to my meaness. everyone gets it. especially if you're over 30." <p>How about you dont qoute me and just let me speak. Well, I wasn't loved much as a child. Never hugged, Never kissed, and rarely talked to. But it's alright, I had my fruit snacks and invisible friends named GORKI. "
Q: Is anything bigger than the XBox?
"Only air craft carriers and sperm whales. Nothing can beat the XBox."
Q: What is the official food of eZabel?
"Ramen noodles my friend, Ramen noodles. Cheap, quick and nutritious (be wary of retaining water). That's right, ramen nooodles, glass of milk optional."
Q: Does eZabel have a FAQ?
"No, not that I know of."
Q: Why is Matt Kelly so good looking?
"It's kinda like asking "why is the sky blue?" or "why is the earth round?" or "why don't I fly into outer space when I jump off of the ground?"... nobody really knows. Except maybe Dean because he actually thinks about such things, but I don't think even he really knows."
Q: What does katiedid see in rock supastar?
"She sees the booty of her dreams."
Q: Why I am so addicted to this site?
"Probably because you're a college student, or you don't work very hard at your job. Perhaps you should consider what else you COULD be doing instead of wasting time on here. Until you figure that out, though, you are perfectly welcome to stay.<p> Or simply... You're a Loser."
Q: I forgot my password! What do I do?!
"Kill yourself<p>OR<p>Click the "forgot password" link on the main page. Hopefully it will be emailed to you in a timely fashion. "
Q: What is a "lurker"?
"A lurker is someone who visits the site frequently, yet never posts. There is not much point to this! So get a log-in, and start posting!"
Q: Why does hunkpapap reply to his own musings?
"He definitely does not work hard enough at his job. He spends all his time relating stupid duck stories and quoting lyrics from bad 80's songs."
Q: How do I prevent double posting?
"Push the post button ONCE, and then wait. Otherwise, you end up like Ok4Now."

The History

Community Timeline

The Birth 2000–2001

It all started with sparky, clarryd, bozo, and j_trips on Nov 7, 2000

eZabel Founded

Nov 7, 2000 — sparky, clarryd, bozo, and j_trips start the community.

2000
2000 words ezabel katie skaward cancun bubbles
🚀
The Very First Comment

On a news article about whether to buy a Lexus IS300 or BMW 325xi: "thought i'd drop a line"

— iwz
Mar 7, 2001
2001 words tina escher ty ian trebek
The Golden Age 2002–2004

102,925 comments. 281 active users. Peak eZabel.

2002 words ur tina stupid ty julie
2003 words cuz dan stupid soon bryan
Golden Age

44,000 comments. 159 unique users. Peak eZabel — never again.

2004
laugh
The 23,562-Character Laugh

Entire comment was "HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA..." repeated for 23,562 characters straight. On the "Yes or No?" thread.

— hunkpapap
2004 words bryan hockey summer hahaha ezabel
The Musings Era 2005–2007

The forums quieted, but musings became the heartbeat

2005 words quesa dilla lvl warcraft mage
Community Matures

Inside jokes, long-running threads, and deep friendships define the vibe.

2006
2006 words wii redsweater omg tyler bands
2007 words baby omg baseball dog chicken
The Twilight 2008–2014

The faithful few kept the lights on

2009 words crash reset lost december york
2010 words jeremy tweet chirp facebook redsweater
2012 words outlook ipad contacts dropbox workaround
2014 words nowadays crap website piece
The Rebuild

Rails 8 brings eZabel back to life. All data preserved, memories intact.

2026

The 2005 Crash

In January 2005, everything changed. Monthly comments plummeted from 7,816 to just 1,172 — an 85% drop almost overnight. People graduated, moved away, grew up. The Golden Age was over.

But eZabel didn't die. In mid-2006, a quieter revival began — driven by Musings. The rolling chatroom threads became a lifeline for the faithful few. The community was smaller, but the conversations ran deeper.

85%
Activity Drop
2006
Musings Revival
9 years
Kept Going

Year-by-Year Activity

2001
5,063
65 users
2002
18,863
110 users
2003
42,645
156 users
2004
41,417
159 users
2005
8,783
68 users
2006
19,297
65 users
2007
17,365
57 users
2008
6,348
39 users
2009
1,938
25 users
2010
214
19 users

2003–2004: 84K comments, 159 unique users. Then the 80% crash. The 2006–2007 mini-revival. The long fade.

🧣

The Redsweater Era

In July 2007, Ian dropped a bombshell: eZabel was getting a new name. The site had been running on redsweater.net as a mirror since February 2006 — originally a temporary alias during a server move, then a lifeline for members whose workplaces had blocked ezabel.com.

The Candidates

museoutloud.com duelingbrainjos.com musingspage.com musethis.net atimetomuse.com nointent.net redsweater.net
Aug 2007
Official Switch
Rails 1.2.3
"3.0 Beta"
Mar 2009
Last Stats Recorded

What Changed

  • 1 Color scheme flipped from blue to red
  • 2 Tagline: "Wax on, wane off." — footer: "You are a unique snowflake."
  • 3 Rebuilt on Ruby on Rails (from ColdFusion) — the "3.0 beta"
  • 4 Same features: Musings, Journals, Forums, Polls, Pictures, FAQs, Events, Inbox

The Community Reacts

fivezero
"i don't think you need a clever, attractive name. eZabel hasn't driven anyone away. if you've got redsweater.com on deck, then let it be redsweater.net! the logo should be you, with a really tight ill-fitting red sweater, clearly a gift, a funny look on your face like you hate it."
coreyfeldman
"redsweater, because you can type it entirely with your left hand."
g.f.s.rocks
"Ian you might as well keep it as redsweater, it will probably save you the trouble to convert everything. All you need to do is change the color scheme to red instead of blue."
hunkpapap
"if you want to destroy my redsweater..."
flomojopoanode
"is redsweater really a 3.0 beta?"
coreyfeldman
"when they ban redsweater.net, that's when i'll really be in trouble."

"Redsweater" Mentions by Year

5
54
25
10
4
1
'06
'07
'08
'09
'10
'11

In December 2009, a hard drive crash hit the site. Data was partially recovered from a 2007 backup. The community slowly wound down — but some members never stopped calling it "ezabel" anyway.

Behind the Scenes

eZabel ran on office hours. Activity spiked at 10am EST, peaked around 2pm, and went quiet after dinner — the unmistakable pattern of a site people were checking at work, in the years before smartphones made that possible anywhere. It’s what iwz was actually building: not just a website, but a place where you could feel like someone was there during the long stretches between spreadsheets. Thursday was the busiest day. Friday people had somewhere to be.

The Weekly Rhythm

Sun
6,873
Mon
28,252
Tue
31,367
Wed
31,238
Thu
32,384
PEAK
Fri
25,733
Sat
6,205

The Daily Rhythm

eZabel: the original Slack

12am
1am
2am
3am
4am
5am
6am
7am
8am
9am
10am
11am
12pm
1pm
2pm
3pm
4pm
5pm
6pm
7pm
8pm
9pm
10pm
11pm

Peak hour: 10am — The lights went out after 6pm.

The Mod Tag Awards

162,052 comments. 1,392 got tagged. Here's the breakdown.

Tag Stats

stupid
431
offtopic
408
funny
289
informative
218
redundant
43
ontopic
3

The King of Stupid AND Funny

I
ilikebirds
A true range of talent
87
Stupid
27
Funny

Greatest Hits: Stupid

"hahaha no one will ever find THIS thread!! BWHAHAHAHAH!"

"I don't listen to music"

"Your Momma, by SUCKIT"

"i say get some contruction paper, cut your finger... and draw in blood 'i heart you'"

Greatest Hits: Funny

"Your mother is so overweight, she really needs to watch her diet."

"Photo-Induced Metastability in Amorphous Semiconductors by Alexander V. Kolobov"

"You are actually look to see how many points you have acquired. You wish you knew how the point system worked, and you wish you knew why you cared."

"i was on the toilet.. and mid flush. the flush just stopped. and i didn't know what to do..."

The 3 On-Topic Comments

Out of 162,052 comments, exactly 3 were tagged "ontopic." Cherish them.

Thread: "Best websites for looking up lyrics?"

"UBL.com and lyrics.com, thats where i did my research."

Thread: "Music recommendations for a friend"

"If he's interested in Rancid maybe get him to listen to the Ramones?"

thatdarngirl Aug 26, 2003 view original →
Thread: "Did anyone feel that earthquake?!"

"I didn't even think quakes were POSSIBLE in Jersey... where are we, California?"

The Mod Forum

Forum 12 — 38 threads, 532 comments, Sep 2004–Jun 2006. What happened behind closed doors.

The Mod Roster

iwz, deanh77, ekulu, hunkpapap, ilikebirds, juicymango, rocksupastar, superhero, thefunkyfresh, yay. Participation: rocksupastar (107 comments), iwz (101), yay (74), hunkpapap (68).

The Stories That Stayed Private

No links — the mod forum remains restricted. But the stories deserve to be told.

The Aviator Problem

Aviator was banned, kept returning under aliases, and sent inappropriate messages. ilikebirds campaigned “FREE AVIATOR.” Aviator’s unban pitch: “No one makes Ian work harder… Aviator is by far the hottest guy on the website.” hunkpapap corrected iwz’s spelling: “it is ‘lewd’ messages.”

“So, this sucks” (Jul 2005)

iwz considered shutting the site down after concerns from some parents and others in the community about the content and association. juicymango had a dream about getting in trouble for eZabel. deanh77: “close it down, not worth it.” rocksupastar: “Show the true dictator that is within you ian.” The site walked a tightrope between being a real community and staying within bounds.

“Warp Core Breach!”

During the 2.0 beta, iwz accidentally exposed the mod forum to everyone. Someone’s mom got in “within seconds” and snooped. superhero: “i am never trusting ian ‘i am in control of everything’ zabel again.”

The Monster Mystery

Mods suspected new user “monster” was aviator returning. Evidence: talked about Rage Against the Machine, claimed to be from British Columbia but posted NJ driving directions (caught by thefunkyfresh), said he mapped hunkpapap’s house. But the theory fell apart: monster gave a real name, a Vancouver phone number rocksupastar prank-called, and sent flomojopoanode an iPod with a real billing address. hunkpapap: “I’d like to state for the record i no longer believe 100% the aviator/monster theory.” The real story: aviator’s shadow loomed so large that any new user who knew too much became a suspect.

By the Numbers

87
ilikebirds “stupid” tags
1,015
Total deleted comments
161
brotherman deleted (most)
27
ilikebirds “funny” tags

ilikebirds led BOTH the “stupid” AND “funny” categories. Most stupid: ilikebirds (87), rocksupastar (39), aviator (37), skaorsk8 (35). Most deleted: brotherman (161), fivezero (124), iwz (90), guilderbellsuck (89).

“Im saying this as the foremost drama starter on the website.”

— rocksupastar

“haha yeah we pretty much rely on drama.”

— iwz, in response

“I dont believe in deleting, only nazis delete.”

— rocksupastar

The eZabel Zeitgeist

3,918,470 words written. 77,172 unique. Here's what they said.

The eZabel Vocabulary

hahaha ezabel yea stupid ian cuz musings banned seriously mike dan matt baby ur tina ty tho ya bryan omg dude parents dad summer movies phone played hockey redsweater wii aviate warcraft lvl mage quesa chirp tweet crashed slash combos whale imitation guilty candyland knuckleheads

The eZabel Dictionary

musings /MYOO-zingz/

The forum where everything happened. 190 threads, 20,000+ comments. Part diary, part group chat, part therapy session.

190 threads

ez-points /EE-zee poynts/

The karma system nobody fully understood. You got them for commenting, lost them for... nobody knows. rocksupastar had the most. This mattered deeply.

4,868 max

slash combos /SLASH COM-bohz/

Name two random objects separated by a slash. Tennis racket/leprechaun. Oboe/cassette tape. 228 combos deep and still somehow a game.

228 combos

hahaha /ha-HA-ha-ha/

The default eZabel laugh. Not 'lol.' Not 'lmao.' hahaha. Sometimes extended to absurd lengths. hunkpapap once went 23,562 characters.

8,313 uses

first! /FURST/

Users discovered they could change the URL to a non-existent page, post 'First!' on it, and one day it would become a real journal entry. This was peak eZabel.

a sport

the big reset /thuh BIG ree-SET/

December 2009: a hard drive crash wiped News, Journals, and Forum Topics. Comments survived. A 2007 backup filled some gaps. The community mourned, then moved on.

1 crash

cuz /kuz/

eZabel's preferred abbreviation for 'because.' Used 1,715 times. Typing the full word was apparently too much effort.

1,715 uses

tho /THO/

eZabel's preferred spelling of 'though.' Used 1,076 times. Three fewer characters, same energy.

1,076 uses

ur /yer/

Your. You're. Both. Neither. The universal second-person pronoun of the mid-2000s internet. 1,050 uses and nobody was confused.

1,050 uses

omg /oh-em-GEE/

Peak mid-2000s expression of shock, excitement, or mild inconvenience. Often followed by multiple exclamation marks.

frequent

Top 10 Phrases

1 “of course” 1,241× The default agreement
2 “at least” 1,526×
3 “thank you” 869× Polite community
4 “listen to” 830× Music was everything
5 “to play” 828×
6 “good times” 709× The unofficial eZabel motto
7 “my friend” 664×
8 “told me” 676×
9 “years ago” 594× Nostalgia ran deep
10 “my dad” 583× Dads came up a lot too

Phrases That Haven’t Aged Well

Things that were normal to say on the internet in 2003.

“that's so gay”

Standard vocabulary in 2003. Used as a generic negative. Would get you roasted today.

“that's retarded”

Nobody thought twice about it. It was just how everyone talked on the internet.

“you're such a girl”

Peak mid-2000s insult. The girls on eZabel had more points than the guys.

“no homo”

The disclaimer era. Had to clarify that every nice thing you said about a friend was definitely, absolutely platonic.

“I'm not racist but”

Spoiler: the next sentence was always racist.

“pics or it didn't happen”

Innocent in 2004. Creepy in retrospect.

Who Said It?

Every user had their own vocabulary. Can you guess who?

? Click to reveal

This user's favorite word was 'knuckleheads'

? Click to reveal

This user said 'donno' 27 times instead of 'dunno'

? Click to reveal

This user said 'bestfriend' (one word) 16 times

? Click to reveal

This user wrote about 'parmesean' and 'porcini' more than anyone

? Click to reveal

This user said 'anywayze' instead of 'anyways' 18 times

? Click to reveal

This user talked about 'mythological' creatures 10 times

? Click to reveal

This user's posts contained 'roflol' 7 times

? Click to reveal

This user wrote 171,209 words — more than anyone else

The One-Hit Words

Said once. Never again.

Real Life

We Actually Hung Out

Go-karts, LAN parties, beach bonfires, Yankees games — this was a REAL community

1
108
RSVPs
2
108
RSVPs
3
108
RSVPs
4
Ezabel Manhunt Game
by skaorsk8 October 2003
107
RSVPs
5
107
RSVPs
6
Fin-Accoustic
by flomojopoanode December 2003
106
RSVPs
7
106
RSVPs
8
eZabel MANHUNT game
by rocksupastar September 2003
99
RSVPs

Events We Can’t Believe Happened

Real events. Real RSVPs. Real questionable judgment.

Manhunt Games

Two Manhunt events with 99 and 107 RSVPs — the most-attended real-life events on the site. rocksupastar documented the chaos: “jumped over a table and through pine tree branches and caught a branch to the nose.” fivezero: “Yoda is possibly the craziest guy i’ve ever hung out with.”

LAN Parties

iwz organized multiple LAN parties with detailed equipment lists posted in advance. Running joke across all of them: “if all else fails, we can just go with the naked twister idea!”

The Kelly House

thefunkyfresh’s family home was the real-world hub for eZabel meetups. rocksupastar: “everyone eats at the kellys house.” ilikebirds: “the worlds most handsome man fanning me… while you feed me grapes.”

Where We Lived

A Jersey thing, mostly

AK: 0 members AL: 0 members AR: 0 members AZ: 0 members CA: 11 members CO: 0 members CT: 0 members DC: 0 members DE: 0 members FL: 5 members GA: 0 members HI: 0 members IA: 2 members ID: 1 member IL: 0 members IN: 1 member KS: 0 members KY: 0 members LA: 1 member MA: 0 members MD: 0 members ME: 0 members MI: 0 members MN: 0 members MO: 1 member MS: 0 members MT: 0 members NC: 1 member ND: 1 member NE: 0 members NH: 0 members NJ: 111 members NM: 0 members NV: 0 members NY: 28 members OH: 6 members OK: 0 members OR: 0 members PA: 26 members RI: 0 members SC: 0 members SD: 0 members TN: 0 members TX: 1 member UT: 1 member VA: 2 members VT: 1 member WA: 2 members WI: 0 members WV: 0 members WY: 1 member

Top States

NJ
111
NY
28
PA
26
CA
11
OH
6
FL
5
IA
2
WA
2
VA
2
VT
1

Around the World

Not everyone was in Jersey.

Ontario, Canada
Jura, Switzerland
Mexico
Saskatchewan, Canada
Jaén, Spain
Denmark
nine9star Liverpool, UK
oobster England
oobiewan England
pinkpig England
boy2202 Cairo, Egypt
ilikebirds India (wished)

Fake IDs

Some people took creative liberties with the state field.

FU / happyville IT / know BB / Antarctica 92 / p 90 / oranere PU / SMELLY ZZ / crazy stuff 01 / 01101001 HW / HackerWorld

Last Words

The final comments before the long quiet

iwz iwz July 24, 2014 at 2:59 AM
view original →
wow, this website is a piece of crap! i could do so much better nowadays.
iwz iwz July 24, 2014 at 2:59 AM
view original →
lol, nice.
forrestina forrestina December 30, 2013 at 11:11 AM
view original →
what are the odds of two of us logging in on the same day??
thefunkyfresh thefunkyfresh December 30, 2013 at 12:32 AM
view original →
Greetings from Northern Ireland!
theremin theremin June 12, 2013 at 12:02 PM
view original →
I'm reading this a year later. Lives have changes dramatically I'm sure.

Deep Lore

The Aviator Saga

8 accounts · 1,630 comments · 2 bands

The Arrival

In April 2003, a New Jersey band called Guilderbell — fronted by Matthew Godfrey (jamiephaser) with Giorgio Naples (fuzz) — created an account on eZabel to promote their music. Eight months later, in December 2003, an account called guilderbellsuck appeared. The name was a direct shot. The person behind it was Jeremy — a JetBlue engineer working the night shift at JFK who played drums in two bands of his own: Overtake and Shrimp Pockets. He had a website at overtake.i8.com where he sold CDs called "Scars From a Memory" and "Joe's Bike Route," advertised "Anti-Guilderbell concerts," and sold custom "Guilderbell Sucks" t-shirts. This wasn't random internet trolling — it was a real-world band rivalry that spilled onto a website full of people who had no idea what they were watching.

The Main Act

By spring 2004, guilderbellsuck had worn out his welcome and gotten himself banned. He vanished for 86 days and resurfaced as aviator, rebranding himself as "Marco Lanzaronni" — a suave, well-traveled airport insider who signed his journals with increasingly absurd surnames: Marco Shakur, Marco Pizztzzt, Marco Van Gorten, Jamal Viktorniev. As aviator, Jeremy became one of the site's most prolific posters. His journals about working at JFK were genuinely fascinating — watching Air Force One land, driving alongside taxiing 747s at sunrise, leaking JetBlue expansion plans like a kid who couldn't keep a secret. He wrote about grunge with encyclopedic depth, dominated fantasy baseball leagues, and started threads with titles like "Why are there so many ugly people on Ezabel?" and "Children forced to watch Gumby." The community suspected immediately. theremin said it plainly: "Aviator is Guilderbellsucks." skaorsk8 asked the same question. jamiephaser called him out publicly: "Son I have been on this site way before you. My other name is guilderbell on this site not guilderbellsucks. Which I might add we all no your are the proprietor of. Can I get an amen!!" Jeremy denied everything. He went by at least six fake names across his accounts — Joey Astin, Marco Lanzaronni, Dave Pacheco, Frank Hazz, Sam Loeffler, Morris Slovin — and none of them were real.

The Catfish

In August 2004, mid-feud, a new account appeared: flower. Profile name: "Jessica Lane." Location: Ramapo, NY. She chatted with both sides of the conflict, posted 34 comments, then vanished. The registration email — shrimppockets@aol.com — was the name of Jeremy's band. Was "Jessica Lane" just another Jeremy alias? Or was she real — maybe even the girlfriend he once mentioned having? The account shared an IP with aviator, but that's not conclusive. We may never know.

The Reckoning (September 28, 2004)

"Aviator/IROT/CATACOMB/Guilderbellsuck — He's now banned for 6 months. He's got some major problems with jamiephaser (like things that he should be discussing with elders, not whining to me about). If he posts again while banned, he's permabanned."

Reasons to Unban Aviator (his words)

Sent via DM to iwz on October 1, 2004. iwz posted it publicly.

  1. 1) No one makes Ian work harder and more dedicated to his website
  2. 2) Aviator is by far the hottest guy on the website
  3. 3) Aviator has money to donate to website provided he gets to mod sports forums
  4. 4) Aviator is definitely the best ladies man on the website moving Ty down to second place
  5. 5) If you got 5 dollars from me every time i got banned you would be rich
  6. 6) Aviator has a really nice girlfriend who would be shocked and hurt if she found out that I was a member of your website

The Return

But the ban didn't stick. Jeremy kept coming back under new names — each one a different persona. As molo he called himself "Morris Slovin." As brother he picked up right where he'd left off. Each new account had the same tells — the same obsessions with grunge deep cuts, fantasy baseball, muscle cars, and sour cream on pizza — a personality too loud to hide behind any username. In 2008, four years after the original ban, iwz finally fixed the ban system for good: "I think I finally got rid of our 'friend' Brother/Aviator."

The Accounts

Apr 2003
guilderbell 36 comments
The rival band
Dec 2003
guilderbellsuck 263 comments
The provocateur
Apr 2004
aviator 1,233 comments
The main act
Aug 2004
flower 34 comments
The catfish
Sep 2004
Name reservation
Sep 2004
Ghost account
Sep 2004
irot 1 comments
One comment, ever
Dec 2004
molo 61 comments
"Morris Slovin"
Dec 2004
brother 38 comments
The last mask

The Voices

"get your head outta aviators crack! i can't tell where he ends and you begin."

fivezero

"Well, Aviator is Guilderbellsucks is rumur, I'm convinced."

Editor's note: rumur was later confirmed to be ballyhoo, not aviator

"aviator is a valuable member of eZabel. and he is not this years guilderbellsucks..."

"How did this Aviator fellow, get banned?"

"is it 'why is aviator a clone of guilderbellsucks?'"

skaorsk8

"haha.. aviator is banned for 6 months. i screwed it up tho, and he was unbanned for a few hours."

"Banned people are allowed to send ez messages. Aviator has sent a bunch of people lude messages, tho. So, I've revoked his message sending privs."

iwz

"so i think i finally got rid of our 'friend' Brother/Aviator. I thought I had banned him, but it turned out that bans were completely broken. I fixed the bug."

The Entire Legacy of IROT (1 comment, ever)

"zapatistaland......."

Mod Tags (Combined Across All Accounts)

stupid (67) offtopic (40) funny (6) informative (3) redundant (3)

Eight accounts. Two bands. A thousand-plus comments. And in the end, everyone knew it was Jeremy — the JetBlue guy from New York who typed in all caps when excited, who freestyle-rapped about Baghdad, who kept coming back to a website full of people who had already figured him out, because even a guy with eight masks still needs somewhere to take them off.

Read aviator's full profile →

The Archives

The Many Logos of eZabel

From a teenager's homepage to a community of hundreds — the brand evolved. These are the logos that lived in the header, the ones that almost shipped, and the ones that existed only as ideas.

Used on the site

eZabel logo v1 — blue cursive

Version 1 — The OG

Blue cursive. The logo most members remember.

eZabel logo v2 — orange flame

Version 2 — The Hot One

Orange and fiery. A brief, bold departure.

The ones that didn't make it

These concept sheets represent hours of logo exploration — gears, lightbulbs, scissors, computers. Some were close calls.

eZabel logo concepts — gears and computers
eZabel logo concepts — more ideas

Screenshots Through the Years

Via the Wayback Machine — a visual history of eZabel from its earliest days to the Java rewrite era. Click any screenshot to enlarge.

2001

The Very Beginning

May 2001 — The site in its earliest form. News posts, a canoe trip, a car crash. The community taking shape.

November 2001 — The classic nav: Home, Pictures, Musings, Forums, Chat. The look that defined eZabel for years.

2003

The Musings Era

October 2003 — The Musings index: thread after thread of community chatter. This is what people came for.

2004

Peak eZabel

January 2004 — The mountain header era. Dense homepage, community at its most active.

February 2004 — The forums page. Musings alone had 81,518 comments. General Chat had 5,320.

February 2004 — The threaded comment system in action. Familiar names: ilikebirds, skaorsk8, fivezero, theremin.

2006

The Late Era

June 2006 — A redesigned homepage. The community still posting, Tribeca Film Festival on the front page.

June 2006 — Musings in the Java/JSP rewrite era. A different engine, the same community voice.

Time Capsule

The original web server is still running at www.ezabel.com. These pages haven’t been touched since the day they were last saved — band sites with music you can still play, community pranks frozen in time, a chat room where nobody’s logged in since 2009. Everything is exactly where it was left.

iwz created the world’s worst dating profiles for g.f.s. rocks and skaorsk8. “He won’t bite!” Straight from jwmatch.com, apparently.

A saved chat log. raerae asked iwz for help with a Yahoo Mail error. He told her to vacuum out her computer case because “flies are getting into the electronics.” She almost did it.

A prank gone too far. thefunkyfresh pretended to run an untested backup script and take the site down. Ian had to figure out if the database was actually gone. The full chat log of the chaos is preserved here.

What you saw when iwz banned you. “I am an Oppressive Admin! I am a BOFH!” Plus a PayPal donate button, naturally.

“The site is down until you all learn your lesson.” — the page that greeted everyone when Ian took the site offline to make a point.

“Ian is going crazy again, trying to do some wild upgrade.” The maintenance page that told the truth.

A collection of poems by clarryd, hosted on the site. “How can u look me in the eye / And tell me something u know to be a lie.” Click the .cfm files to read them — they still render.

A full BFA portfolio site from the School of Visual Arts in NYC. Life drawing, writings, and gallery work — all still online.

The Story Continues

eZabel isn't just history — it's alive. Join the conversation, or just lurk like the good old days.

Welcome Back to eZabel

It's been a while. Here's what's new.

eZabel Lore

A complete history of our community — stats, Hall of Fame, legendary threads, and more.

View the Lore →

Everything Preserved

All 225,969 pieces of content from 2000–2014 are here — forums, messages, journals, photos, polls, and events.

💎

Gems

Spot something you love — a legendary comment, a classic thread, a great photo? Log in and click the diamond icon to mark it as a Gem. Add a note about why it's special. The best stuff surfaces on the Gems page.