My butt hurts from all this sitting
by SO yea i haven't started a thread in yearssss
SO i said to myself " hey self.. it's time"
and self was right!
Here it goes :
As a child... lets say... kindergarten to middle school,
WHat were nicknames that you had been teased with, made fun of, or just nick names that
you liked... perhaps jokes etc.
I'll start.. hmm... of course i got the usual ... " Hey tie my shoes" .. which never made any sense..so it didn't really stick... or " hey ty fix your tie "... which never made sense either cause i didn't wear ties to 3rd grade.. soo that didn't stick ..
but one girl did call me 'small fry'... and then i proceeded to date her for 3 weeks in like 3rd grade.. and in 3rd grade 3 weeks was like a marriage.
and of course i dont like that, so i was all " yo boo, why you hasslin' me for aiight. let me finish colorin' and then after Tail SPin is over.. i'll holla at your behind aiight " ..
and she's all " fine small fry we're through ".. and i'm all " yo cry me river homie. "
and she's all " i never knew what i saw in you in the first place " ... and i'm all " well whatever.. you wasn't my only piece yo.." and she's all " whaaat.. who else ! you 3rd grade skank! " .. and i'm all " you know mrs. degatano.. yo i got her too ".. and she's all " what our hommeroom teacher! ".. .i'm all " yea thats right "
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My official nickname is chuggy, from when i ate a lot as a baby. But now i get hunk a lot. In elementary school it was PeeePee cuz those are my initials. I've had Patty and Paprika when i was 18-20...
oh man my nick names were horrible.
ketchup
mustard
microwave
tostitos
computer button
email lover
dish detergent
lumber yard
Alana aka
Lana
LaLa
La
ALlama
Llams
Radio (Bri calls me that, don't know why)
Suarez (classic last-namer)
Llama (perhaps the most popular. Comes from introducing myself and getting tongue-tied with the a's ie. Hi, I'm a llama..I mean Alana...yea..)
Alanis
Altuna (ugh! why??)
Alana in pajamas! (yes, a Bananas in Pajamas ref)
i hope he called you radio BEFORE that movie came out...else you better find a new brother.
years ago. even before radiohead was real popular.
what else do you call me...all kinds of stuff but I forget?
i like A- llama
thats hot.
*raises eyebrow* yea? haha
in school, i was called "sum". i didnt care for that too much. one boy used to call me shera. to be mean, girls used to call me barbie.
outside of school, my gram calls me number one bc im the first grandchild. my uncle called me crash for a while after i first got my license-glad thats over. i also got called sergio (bc of sergio valente jeans) but since that dj jazz jeff and the fresh prince song came out-its been summertime all the time. until this year, a friend started calling me sunshyne and i liked it. (i would have prolly liked it if he started calling me broccoli but thats another story.)
summer the bummer drummer
chachi, is that you?
sounds like you had a little crush on this "broccoli" fellow
i like sunshine!! i'll address you as so =)
[screamed] MY NAME IS WAKEFIELD, GOT A BOX FULL OF YOUR TOYS!!!
Fresh out of batteries
but still making NOISE..making NoOise!
hmmm nicknames . . . let's see. There's:
Milt - the obvious shortened form of my name (Milton).
5-0 calls me "Built Milt" on occasion - I'm not sure why
Uncle Milty - some girls were being silly one day and started calling me this. It was a bad call on their part.
Milk - evidently, some people think this sounds like "Milt", but I disagree
Peanut Butter - this one was related to an ex. Her nickname was "Jelly". Figure that one out.
Junior - actually, no one calls me this, though I am indeed a Jr. Go figure.
Squishy, Milty-squish - this one also is related to an ex (a different one). This one I always liked, at least when she called me it. Her nickname was also "Squishy".
Urkel - we all know who Steve Urkel is, and I look nothing like him. Though I did used to wear some ugly large-framed glasses . . . but let's leave it at that.
Champ - A few people used to call me this growing up. I'm not sure where it came from, but nobody calls me this anymore.
Little Milt - yes, I am a smaller version of my father evidently - this one has become Milton Jr now that I've gotten older, except for the relatives that have always called me little milt
George - people think its funny to call me George because my last name is Washington. oh wait, but its not
Milton Bradley - someone actually met me last Sunday and called me this. Originality points: -15. This has has also been accompanied by "made any new board games lately? haha". How pitiful.
don't be so modest, strong-man
aren't you forgetting a very important one? walkngplaygrnd?
self imposed
but oh so true . . . i've also added "the anti-stress" to the list of my self-imposed nicknames . . . though . . . the whole playground motif was somewhat inspired by those sisters from TR you know so well, so i'd say its only partially self-imposed
i remember the time peroid it was coined
Jan, Janny, jano(ty's one for me) janner, jannerific, joey, jack
my gramma would call me bobbola and my mom does occasionally, it means babydoll in sicilian.
my sister would call me long-lash girl because she said i had freakishly long eye lashes.
for my last name i got crow, crochy..i was not to fond of the latter.
crochy hahahah i have one like that, but it's completely not appropriate...
Janine, don't forget about your hubs nickname.... DILL (which most people only know him by :)
nicknames... matt, matty poo, matty poo-poo face, kelly, MK, dirk (for dirk nowitzki the b-ball player... tall white guy for those that don't know b-ball)... i think that's pretty much it
some people in middle school would make fun of me and say i had a girls name for a last name, but they're all working at blockbuster these days so it all evens out in the end...
my favorite nick name is "Cookie Face Lolly Head" which was given to me by my "lolly" for no apparent reason.. just started calling me it one day....
you know what's funny. when someone's name is already short, but people still have to shorten it by like a syllable or half a syllable. like my supervisor's name is feliesha, but everyone calls her felie or feliesh.
Why don't theu just call her fel?
Yeah i don't get what the point of it is. My name is adam but a lot of people call me ad.
Who calls you that?
My whole family calls me that and a bunch of other people. I'm surprised you never heard me called that Don calls me that all the time. Some other nicknames i have had are Bowser, Phantom, Egg, Rusty, and Adman
Nope I don't remember anyone calling you any of those.
thats because thankfully i don't get called them anymore.
But you just said that Don and your family and other people still call you that? I'm confused.
I don't get called most of the ones i listed anymore but i still get called Ad a lot and a few people still call me adman
Yeah well I was just saying I don't remember hearing you get called that is all.
I have just the opposite problem. I have people trying to add to my name. They think it can't just be "todd". It's gotta be "toddward" or something. I forgot to add "toddward" as one of my nicknames...but I'm doing it now.
toddward......lol
gina's already short and my friends jsut use "g"...
I call my friend Gina that too. (Or Genie, even though its the same amount of syllables)
I have had tons of nicknames...some good, some bad. One of the bad ones include some swears, so I won't be telling you that one.
First comes alterations of my first name...here we go:
Toddy, Toby, Tood, Toad, Tom, Rod, Tony, Toodles, Toddler, Toddling, and Toddy-woddy-do-dah-dee.
Here's some nicknames made from my last name:
Bastoni, Bastini, Steedy, Steed, Stimpy, Stoolie, Stumpy
Here's some more random nicknames:
Max, Tony Bastini, T-Baz
That's all I can remember...besides the bad one.
Toodles. lol. Hey Toodles have you lost your marbles?
speaking of Peter Pan, I have a pirate name or two to share...
Salty Bumpybuckle
Skullfist Blackdeck
Farty McGullet-Cutter
Are these your nicknames too? lol
I really enjoy Skullfist Blackdeck.
thanks, that's one of the ones I came up with. Uh, but no, these aren't my nicknames
hahahahaha.... "yo boo, why you hasslin' me for aiight. let me finish colorin"
is it me.. or did this thread used ot say "my belly"?
Not as far as I recollect.
who's belly is so delicious and filled with jelly?
i wonder if in the future everyone will have disposable but implants.. like you'd go to the bathroom.. and you can just throw away the whole butt and put on a new one..
1. no more wiping
2. no more dirty butt
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
this is your brain -->(brain), this is your brain on drugs -->(i like birds) any questions??
Though I do have some nicknames I really don't mind. Like Spike, Mook, Perrin, Bleddyn, and Red Gloves.
I've got a couple more I forgot to add to this list.
Stultz and OCD boy.
I thought "stultz" was slutz...LOL sorry....
Actually it my last name. Actually people who don't know it see it spelled for some reason always pronounce it wrong. That is one of the many incorrect pronunciations that people come up with.
I just got a new nickname it seems. Hockey God.lol
Well off the bat my name is Michael so I got to deal with all those mike jokes. Like michael michael motorcyle turn the key and....you know. Anyway I got a lot of those. On top of that in school I was always either the shortest or the second shortest in my classes so I got made fun off about that too.
how does the rest of your name rhyme go?
Yeah i wanna know too....
Oh come on are you serious?
sure am..... =)
your going to make me have to say it aren't you. :-P
they are using thier girly and wiley charms on you! resist mike! resist!!!!!!!!!!
yeah...Pllleeaasseee *flutters eyelashes* lol
Must not succumb. Resisting. Will not say it. lol
por favor chico muy suavecito....*flutters eyelashes* again
*I'll give you a new hockey stick...lol
OOOOOOOHHHHH. A new stick. I could really use one of those. Throw in a new puck and you've got yourself a deal.
Hmmm, i'm headed to Mission tomorrow and i'll see what i can get before we shake on the deal....by the way i get to meet marty skoula he's going to be IN DA HOUSE!! woohoo
I'm just stoked becuase my friend there, he's the pro equipment mgr and he goes to the rink to get the guys fitted, etc for their gear and when the guys head to mission to visit with him he calls me to let me know so i can head over there!
*hes SO sweet my friends FAV player is Matt Cullen so he got her Matts stick and he personalized it for her. She's going to be SO stoked!
That's awsome. The closest I've ever come to meeting any pro hockey players is at a hockey game watching from my seats. Your friend is probably going to totally freak out when you give them that stick. Why don't any of my friends have connections like that. It's just not fair.
well now you know me and if you're ever in So California you'll ahve the hook-up =)
Yay! Now I have my own connection. Yay! Now I just need Elias or Rafalski to go there and plan a trip there at the same time. Must start planning. :-P
i don't know the rest of that either. my mom always used to say the first part to mikie. but i don't remember or never knew the other part of it...
You guys must be kidding. I thought everyone knew this. Is the only reason I know the rest because my brother was named Michael?
then why don't one of you fill us in? is the rest of it bad or something?
well, it does involve urination. so. umm. yes.
hahaha ok, sorry to be here
Bah! Why did I even mention it. :-P I can't believe people really didn't know this that's just crazy.
i still dont get it ?
micahel micahl motorcycle turn the key and unicycle? peecycle?
wjat?
i liked this song when i was little-
my name is michael i got a nickel
i got a nickel shiny and new
im gonna buy me all kinds of candy
thats what im gonna do
hm. I've never heard that before. Where did you get that one from?
a fisher price music box kinda thing my older sister had
lol. Why did it have a song about michael in it? That's pretty funny.
it didn't say the words it just had the tune and the words were on the back. it had pictures of kids playing on the park that would rotate through a little cut out spot.
That's hysterical. I wish I could have seen that. I wonder who came up with that toy.
it was actually an old song from what i've heard. we had two of these toys-i think the other played "it's a small world." i found some pics (it's the second from the right, top row): http://www.thisoldtoy.com/L_FP_Set/Frm_Main.htm
i remember htis song. anyone remember the song from lil rascals?> it was something about a nickel and a little girl and kissing? i can't remember
i used to love that movie
jimmy had a nickel, and whereever he would go.
it goes something like that but i have no idea what the rest of it is.
well there was a song from the movie: i got a pickle i got a pickle i got a pickle hey hey hey hey
I get called Gabi without my permission (if you spell it Gabby or Gabbie you die. Automatic death). Gab is better. My lil sister used to call me umbrella and now my lil brother called me brella. My aunt calls me brell. My mom calls me grab. A nasty boy in elementary school called me scabby or scabriella. A doofus I used to work with called me scabriesmella. A drunk dude called me G-dogg. And since my last name is Oneglia, I get called oneggs on occasion.
i used to (and still do) get julia ghoula from the wedding singer. I HATE THAT!!! when i was younger and not allowed to see the movie it really upset me because i thought they were calling me a ghoul(like a freakishly ugly ghost monster). now i get it and i still don't think its funny. as of now i have way tooo many nicknames that are connected to funny stories but embrassing to just say.:)
tweeter, came from the fact that it rhymes with peter, and i dunno wat else. i think there was a character named tweeder in that movie Varsity Blues. and i was also called zamboni cuz my spanish teacher mispronounced my last name and ended up callin me peter zamboni. and stromboli, again, mispronouncing my last name lol.
Isn't always just great when you end up with a nickname because someone can't pronounce your name. lol
yup, it's awesome haha.
Man when telemarketers call they butcher my last name so bad. It's so annoying.
telemarketers ugh.. man i should pretend i snapped and have a fit cuz no one ever gets my name right, and then hang up haha.
I used to share an attitude like that about them too. And I work for one. But then I stopped and thought about it. How do we feel when we get rejected at the door or are given a bad attitude at the door.
They're just doing their job, how do you think it feels to have to work a 8+ hour day calling people and hear over and over again people being rude. They have a lot of patience.
yes, but think about it this way - the phone is there for MY convience. no one else's.
a house...well...a door is there to be opened.
If a door is there to be opened, a phone is there to ring.
What about telephone witnessing?
I'm very polite to them and they are rarely nice back. Sometimes I do silly stuff like scream bloody murder in the background when my sister is talking with them.
I'm pretty sure we have all had days like that out in service so I think it's safe to say we know exactly how they feel.
hmm, good point, i am converted! :D
My mom actually did that one time but they called at a really bad time then pronounced our name really really wrong she got really mad. I felt kind of bad for the person calling but they should really look at names better and TRY to pronounce them at least the way they are spelled.
when they mutilate my name i just say 'sorry, no one lives here by that name.' they should at least ATTEMPT to pronounce it right.
may i only say the one im proud of...legs (later i'll post a picture to go along with that statement)
no if you share the good you must share the bad. it equals out
haha shut it gumpy
haha that's the least of the bad ones. altho any reference to gump is just annoying and not funny. i mean when did that movie come out. way to be original people. i have to say one of my favorites is "forty" ;)
I used to get Lawrence Taylor in elementary school cause my initials were LT, they used to make me mad. Or kids would be like "what time is it tymon?"
But my real nicknames are Lynz, Lz, Lil, Lindy, Bunny..hmm and because my Lit class was all football players last year Tymon.
haha LT.. thats a good one.. just the letters LT are awesome for alinebacker.
Bunny how did you get the nickname bunny?
The full name is "Bunny the Exotic Stripper" ...I just picked it up along the way.
you're so cute lynz!
heehee thanks! I try.
DOH! why did I ask.
they used to call me Mel Gibson... i HATED that
mel gibson.. haha... good stuff.. it makes no sense.. and thats what i like about it
My maiden name is Nichols, so these dorks in school used to say "Hey Keirsten Quarter, can I borrow a dollar?" I'm like "DUDE!! It isn't even SPELLED the same way!!"
Losers.
but seriously, can i borrow a dollar?
A lot of people started calling me "K" in my late teens and beyond. I guess "Keirsten" is just too long to say all the time. My brother used to call me "Keirsty" when I was little, and soon my mom and dad picked up on it too. He started it the first time he saw me after I was born....he walked right up to me and said, "Hi Keirsty."
My mom also used to call me "Tootsie." That stuck for a while too.
You're name is Keirsten? I love that name.
Aw, thank you. I hated it until I was a teenager. No one could ever pronounce it right, and all the other girls in school had normal first names. I like it now...it makes me feel like an individual.
i concur. keirsten is a sexababble name
Never has it been called that before. I thank you. :)
Messy Jesse of course. My uncle would call me either Pin Head or bones, short for skin and bones.
You had the nickname skin and bones? I've got to see some pictures of you when you were younget Jesse.
Man I was like 120 pounds for the longest time, I couldn't gain weight. I think I still have pictures from Heather's prom, maybe even before that. Remind me next time you're over.
You can be sure I will. lol.
My name is Adam so a lot of people used to call me Madam. Which made me want to hurt them.
I'll keep that in mind for future reference. :-P
Do not ever call me that! I finally got it to where no one calls me that anymore except for billy.
Well then you shouldn't have told everyone. lol.
I didn't think people here would be cruel but i should of known better with you.
Yes you should have. lol
i have had tons of nicknames...the obvious ones are court, courts, courtsy...then there was courtsidizer, clarke bar, clarkey, cc,
then, there are the names i hate: well, i always hated when people call me clark kent...cause, i'm not a guy..and it's not even remotely original
and then there is the other name i despise...i let it out once accidently on a survey and got real bad results...so i'm not about to say it on here
well there goes all that sharing i intended for ! poopies on you and your name secretes.. POOPIES!
i know what the name wassssss...HAHAHAHH liz told me
yeah, but if you call me it...i'll double the n and add a y
dannnnnny
i hate you, pham.
today i went to a place that i sent my resume to, and said "hi, i sent my resume here yesterday" and the woman said "DANNY, right?!" and i said.."we do not do well with danny"
haha, she called you danny! I still have to get to the bottom of why you hate being called that so much
Does anyone named Daniel like being called Danny? I don't absolutely hate it, but it can be annoying.
i hate it. however, italian kids wearing polo shirts seem to love it. it's aweird.
i think it's cute though...like little boy style
Which is exactly why I don't like it. It sounds like something my grandma would call me when I was little.
when i was younger, my parents would call me courtsy...i love when people call me that...reminds me of being little and it sounds like a little kid name...i dont know...i think its cute to be called little kid names
yea a lot of people call me PHAM!
with the exclamation. that seems to be popular with the college crowd.
they way PHAM! looks, it looks like a superheroes name
yea it sounds superheroish.. when it's chanted
PHAM! PHAM! PHAM! chug chug chug.
it soudns like POOP mixed with "BAM!"...PHAM...
call me whatever . dont matter. because no one knows my real name.
let me guess, your real name is "no time for love, doctor jones!"
I don't think I have many nicknames. My uncle calls me Stan sometimes. And of course a lot of people call me Dan. But other than that...
This thread is obviously a trap. But I'll play.
I always got Ian Is Peein. or just plain Peein. or Able Zabel.
ok the Ian is peein is a crack up!
hahahahahha IAN PEEIN omg.. thats hilarious... man your kids were funny... see my kids had no imagination..
hhahah PEEIN IAN ahhah
what about EEE? That's a nickname of yours.. and then there's "ian'n" which was part of "ian'n brandon"- what about those?!
and weren't you called "wings" for a couple of years, since your hair had wings?
A friend of mine named Ian's nickname is EEYEN of course it still is pronounced the same but that's not the point.
i have quite a few nicknames....the one u (ty) gave me, um, beer (cause of my last name)hmmm, there a quite a few more but i dont wanna share....
aww come on.. sharing is caring beans. commmme onnnnnnnnnn hugs?
*i'll let you know later ;)
What's your last name?