Konfessions of Kermit
by We have all wondered for a long time whats the deal with Kermit and Miss Piggy. I mean 1 we know frogs and pigs can't reproduce. But I mean is he leading her on or something. It always seems like they are about to fall in love and then boom. What happens?
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Not even Kermit had this many pointers
So wait. Has anyone here ever seen that movie, The Newsies?
Santa Fe..are you there? Do you swear you won't forget me! If I found you would you let me come and stay? I ain't gettin any younger..but until my dying daaaayyyy!!!
dang wow I dont remember that but I guess you do
i watched that movie at lynz's house. i really liked it. only nyc has dancing news boys.
My sisters went through a phase where they watched this movie over and over and over. They watched it like every day it was crazy.
Wow Kermit draws a lot of attention
and hes sexy too...
i think we've all had that kermit+miss piggy situation..where...somebody likes you..and..you like them too, but, not enough to be all gung-ho about hooking up w/them...so you like lead'm on cause ya kinda like'm, but then shy away when they start to return it cause ya don't like enough to want somehting to happen..quite frustrating
haha man how old are you?
20 plus 1
how about 22 minus 1? lol
how about 441 square rooted? or 126/6? or a+c-x=y=68?
Ok now your going a little crazy on me here. lol
i've just discovered that you're smarter than me. :(
Dan you should never leave yourself wide open by making a statement like this. lol
haha, yeah....this was a verrrrry dangerous comment to make....but i'm gonna be nice and leave it at that
Maybe he did it on purpose because he realized it left him so open that nobody would use it. lol
he felt our consciences would kick in
yeah....its the thing that makes me feel a little bad a couple days after i laugh hysterically when somebody falls down the stairs
haha kind of like that chunky kid Mike from Long Island
hey, who are you talking about?
i almost deleted his comment b/c i thought he was talking about mike d.
matt's bro?
The one who ate all those bagels at Franks garage sale
well, in the words of kermit himself, she "can really bring home the bacon!"..
HAHAHA you truly made me laugh out loud!
So what your saying is that when you put lol you aren't really laughing? :-P
i truly am, but sometimes its jsut louder than the norm! haha
Sure you are. :-P
I'll have to remember this. lol
Gosh Kermit is a mack PIMP
big froggy style
why is gonzo such a mack daddy?
he's got game....
and then some.
haha well that nose and face just scream out at you "I am a sexy ROUF"
Rodents of unusal force?
LOOK DOWN THE PAGE!!!
i know what it means retard, i own the movie, i was comenting on YOUR comment when u said "ROUF"
R. O. U. S.
R-odents
O-f
U-nusual
S-force??????
In the Princess bride when Wesley and Buttercup are in the Fire swamp they are discussing the dangers: the fire, the quick sand (which she cleverly discovered) and she goes:
B- But Wesley, what about the ROUS's?
W- Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist
and then *BAM* one jumps right onto him and starts knawing on his shoulder.
does no body read what the comments are actully in reply of any more!
hahaha I guess not!
it is so cumulonimbus dang it.
-Oh Patrick, admit it you cannot resist me!!
-No, not at the moment I cannot.
=w=
KERMIEEEE!!!!!! lol she's so funny
I think he's scared of what she'd do if he rejected her, so he plays along.
Please, Kermit would just pig slap her to keep her in line.
Oh, man. That was funny. But seriously, no. He'd be too afraid she'd karate chop him or sit on him or something.
Yeah totally. She's completely crazy. lol
Frogs and pigs can reproduce, just not together...
what about superman and lois lane?
What about them?
i find it funny that i like birds modded this as off topic (of all people...)
Yeah that is pretty funny. lol
shhhh. you're not suppose to call out who modded what. it's a rule.
why did skaorsk8 mod this as informative??? oh wait...
Ian? Does this warrant expulsion?
HAHA! BAD GIRL, but I like you anyway.
so much pigwoman for so little frogman
Just more to love, that's all. :)
hah yeah just hard to handle now yes i am (broke into song there sorry)
Has anyone seen Muppets in Space? What race is Gonzo?
he's an R.O.U.S.
HAHAHAHAH!!!! What's an R.O.U.S?
Rodents of unusual size.
Great movie.
Rodents of unusual size, I don't think they exist
Yes they do just go into the sewers of New York. lol
lol, nice quote, Mandie
they also live below kingdom halls :)