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The "Official" Unofficial Perv List

jay79 by jay79OG 2001 · Oct 20, 2003 · 2,698 views

I know you all have been waiting anxiously to see the results of who made the Perv List. We have the Top 15 guys, and the Top 10 girls (because everyone knows that there are WAYYY more perverted guys than girls):

The Guys List:

#1 Thai Thanh Pham
#2 Dave Llanos (the real one...not Skaorsk8)
#3 Mike Schiano (yea, you all think he's sweet and innocent and dumb)
#4 Andrew "Dill" Hirschklau (on yea, that's right...my bro-in-law is a perv)
#5 Elio Polsinelli
#6 Ed Petrillo
#7 Joe Pac
#8 Ryan Seit
#9 Dan Hill
#10 Tim Sontag
#11 Lucas Cain
#12 Craig Vella
#13 Joe Claudio
#14 Will Peredes
#15 Bill DeGasperi

now onto...

The Girls List:

#1 Tina Morriale
#2 Jahanna Crocevera
#3 Forreste Valenti (yea...keep insisting that you aren't Frest!)
#4 Jen DeGasperi (I can't deny it)
#5 Courtney Fredrick
#6 Deanna Nunziata
#7 Jackie DeGasperi (what can I say? It runs in the family)
#8 Angela DeGasperi (yes, its my mom where do you think we get it from?!)
#9 Melody Valenti (I see mine isn't the only family with multiple pervs in it)
#10 Courtney "Tinser" Clarke (YES SHE IS!...don't let her fool you)

If you feel that there is someone missing from this list, or someone that IS on that shouldn't be, feel free to lodge a formal complaint to me, in the form of an eZabel message, which I will most likely ignore.

Disclaimer: All parties on the list have been notified of their appearance on it (except maybe Dan Hill, but that doesn't matter all that much).

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338 Comments

burp #38 burpOG 2004

LOL congrads tina, i knew you could do it... :)

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#37 toxicgirlOG 2003 funny

I am starting to think that a change in the list would take an act of congress.

tinser #37.1 tinserOG 2002

hahaha, this so needs to be marked funny

hunkpapap #36 hunkpapapOG 2003

seriously, why isn't the guys list at 20? I mean i deserve honorable mention if not a spot. I don't expect a handout. I'll prove i deserve it to you ladies in the coming year. AND why are there only 10 perverted women on the planet. are we really supposed to believe that? i mean who throws a shoe, honestly...

hunkpapap #36.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

as a man who no longer will have the constrains of having a woman make him go to certain places...I will henceforth cause this statement to become prophecy. THE HUNKPAPA IS BACK!!!

jay79 #36.1.1 jay79OG 2001

You really want a spot on the list, don't you?

hunkpapap #36.1.1.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

only if i deserve it....

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betsyOG 2004

You wish, Baby.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

no no, i wish....

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

I WISH? You know it's true. more than most...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

no no, but something about gums?

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betsyOG 2004

I'm lost. Gums? huh?

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

Or was it about guzzling? Or both? HAHA

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

OHHH man, i refuse to hear this, i didnt say any such thing!

magnum magnumOG 2001

ouch so wrong !

punkprincess #35 punkprincessOG 2001

i was just thinking about this... am i really as much a perv as ty? see... i dont think so...

jay79 #35.1 jay79OG 2001

Need I remind you about the "IF" game in the car with you, me and Dean??? I didn't think so! :)

tinser #35.1.1 tinserOG 2002

i'm intrigued....c'mon, share!

punkprincess #35.1.2 punkprincessOG 2001

HOLY CRAP! i completely forgot about that car ride. but seriously... jahanna's worse... haha

tesoro #35.1.2.1 tesoroOG 2001

hey! why was i just brought into this! haha and tina...i'm not denying myself..but YOU are definatly worse. i think i'm more like #4 actually.

jay79 jay79OG 2001

so are you saying that you think Forreste and I should be moved UP on the list?!? Yea right...You are WAY more perverted than I am

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

oh goodness how did i get dragged into this

jay79 jay79OG 2001

well, because she said she should be 4th, but you and I are in 3rd and 4th places (respectively), and so if she moved down, that would have to move us up.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

NUMBER 1 for you

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

im going to beat you till your yellow butt goes red

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i know you would

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

hahaha, well maybe i should be third and forreste should be second..jen you DEFINETLY have your moments.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

girls you really need to stop this nonsense. we all know i'm an angel straight from heaven.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

that apparently fell, and we all know about them.... ;)

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

whoa do i even know you?!

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004 forrestina

I don't know, do you?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 modestjesse

im just wondering cus you just called me a fallen angel and that's a bit presumptuous.

perrin perrinOG 2004

Hey Jesse why are you jumping into a conversation you totally don't belong in?

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004 perrin

Um...cause I can. And besides, if this was three years ago I'd take Thai for the lead. :P

jay79 jay79OG 2001 modestjesse

Sorry, but there's NO ONE I know that can compete with Thai for 1st place in this little land of perversity.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004 jay79

You don't know how bad I used to be. In fact I was still kind of bad until a recent article we studied. Now we have a paragraph 12 joke anytime we normally would have said something else.

But back in the day, I'm quite confident, I could have easily stripped Thai of the title.

perrin perrinOG 2004 modestjesse

PARAGRAPH 12!!!!!!!!!

perrin perrinOG 2004 modestjesse

Well that's something to be proud of.

jay79 jay79OG 2001

yes...I have moments, but not nearly as many as you!

fivezero #34 fivezeroOG 2003

this thread needs to get deleted! it shows that girls love perverts. all this is is a popularity contest! pooie!

rocksupastar #34.1 rocksupastarFounder

hey buddy... sippin on the HATE OOOOOOOOOOO RAAAAAAADE! pipe down chachie!

fivezero #34.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

hahaha, the official and obligitory "hateraid" comment. Shutcher'hole, wang chung! now i'm waiting for the "you're just jealous" comment. lay it on me, pre-verts!

rocksupastar #34.1.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

blah blah blah... you just want to be #3

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

HAHA! if THAT's true--i have a long way to go.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

yes its taken me a long time to get here... it was a long hard journey...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

hahah he said it ... the journey.. haha

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

oh, hey tell your mom i said hi...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

well just pass your message onto your mom.. and when i see your mom she'll tell me.

starshiptrooper #34.2 starshiptrooperOG 2003

ok, i dont know you but if you want i will nominate you as an alternative pervert if one of the other guys drops out!

fivezero #34.2.1 fivezeroOG 2003

goodness, no! i don't wanna be on this list!

rocksupastar #34.2.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

yea yea, you wanna,just admit it.

jay79 #34.2.1.2 jay79OG 2001

yea right. You're totally upset that you're not part of the P-Squad

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

he could take my spot. i'm done. i quit.

jay79 jay79OG 2001

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, NO WAY! After the e-mails I got from you today, you're going UP about 12 notches.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

no! those were scienfitific exploratory questions... geez

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

ok, fine! you got me! truth be told, i don't think i'm perverted enough! i still wanna box you too, lol.

jay79 #33 jay79OG 2001

Mike told me last night that he takes every opportunity he can to try to get himself higher up on the list. I don't think 3 is a bad spot. Quite impressive. But face it Mike, you will NEVER surpass the pervertedness of Dave Llanos and ESPECIALLY not Thai!

ilikebirds #33.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

yo i'm not perverted. michael jackson is perverted. billy bob thonrton is perverted. tom cruise is perverted. ME.. i'm happy

tinser #33.1.1 tinserOG 2002

yo, tom cruise is NOT perverted....recind that comment

fivezero #33.1.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

i love tom cruise. he's my hero.

rocksupastar #33.2 rocksupastarFounder

well listen, i feel that since IIIIM on the website, i should have some pull... i mean cmon! what OTHER stuff do i need to say?!?!

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#32 haha_hehe_1OG 2004

=| I'm new here but this poll was interesting XD

skaorsk8 #31 skaorsk8OG 2002

how come cerrato didn't make this list??

jay79 #31.1 jay79OG 2001

I think in Cerrat's case its a little more about naivete than pervertedness :-X

skaorsk8 #31.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

woww....you just blew him up like crazy

jay79 #31.1.1.1 jay79OG 2001

My little brothers have started talking like Cerrato after spending a week with him...all I hear now is "wowwwww"...someone kill me please

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

HAHHA...did they learn any other colorful phrases...such as "mad ghey!" "too legit to commit!" "how INSANE is my fro right now!" and "this summer i'm gonna save all my money and buy a new GTI!"...haha..

jay79 jay79OG 2001

Well, they didn't get too in depth with the Cerrato talk, although he WAS corrupting my youngest brother with his "girl stories" (in other words...just lies). I have yet to see what else they start saying

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

if they start saying "yo, your game is ON" i'm gonna chill w/ them next weekend..haha...(cerrat you're the man, dude)

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

are you kidding, cerrat's game is HOT! he got MAD girls up in Canada.... and yea.. i think his speech has worn off on all of us... katie hates me now, lol

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

my little sister i dont think she likes cerrat very much cus he calls her janelle

rocksupastar #30 rocksupastarFounder

hahaha, wow... soo much pevertedness going around... i really dont care, i just wanna get farther up on the list... I can be a really wild outta control guy... oh yea... i went there!

guilderbellsuck #29 guilderbellsuckOG 2003

HAHAHA PERVS. I recognize some of those names from people who used to be in my hall. Good thing I got a gf who don't know yet.

yodasucka #29.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

ur gf better be Melody Mullins... if not... well then u have major problems...

ilikebirds #28 ilikebirdsOG 2002

point is... I retire.

forrestina #28.1 forrestinaOG 2002

^^^^^ number one on the list of things that will never happen

ilikebirds #28.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

you are most definately more number 1 than i am.. by FAR

forrestina #28.1.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

nuh uh i am SO number 3!

rocksupastar #27 rocksupastarFounder

I havent seen any movement in these positions... havent i atleast gone up one spot or something?

forrestina #27.1 forrestinaOG 2002

bad news...you're married now. if anything that would like knock you down a few notches. hahaha

tesoro #27.1.1 tesoroOG 2001

hahaha, i was thinking that as soon as i read mike's comment.

rocksupastar #27.1.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

being married makes me LESS perverted? how does THAT make sense... before i was just bsing... now.. um.. im not....

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

one defintion of pervert: To cause to turn away from what is right, proper, or good; corrupt.
if you are married, what you do is right, proper, good, etc...

tinser tinserOG 2002

not necessarily

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

courtney courtney courtney now why would you go and say and thing like that?

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, i'm not elaborating

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dgiaimoOG 2003

Hahaha. I wasn't gonna say it.

jay79 jay79OG 2001

hey, there are pleeeeeenty of married guys that are still pervs

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

you see, before it was "raunchy" because you're not 'allowed' to have those thoughts michael..now you're married so you can. so whatever your sick brain comes up with..is more often than not..acceptable.

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dgiaimoOG 2003

Not really. There are some things that are off-limits even if you are married.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

all right..dude.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

yes, missionary, or nothing at ALL!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

holy guacamole! does this mean what i think it means?

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 fivezero

you know... gilead... cmon... what did you THINK i meant?!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 punkprincess

offff coursssse.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

hahah i think you are a spy!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 forrestina

right, jahanna?

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 forrestina

why am i a spy?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 punkprincess

i think you know...

thewalkhome thewalkhomeOG 2003 forrestina

i can offically vouch that tina is not a spy...all of her spy cameras are for....recreational...use only.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 thewalkhome

hahahaha camera phone!

(*censored for nudity)

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

like... punching your wife in the face. thats wrong married or not married!

tinser tinserOG 2002

yeah, there are plenty of things that are...i just think a lot of people don't realize it

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

wow wow... this is crazy, it's all conscience matters after you're married isn't it? I mean seriously. There is no porneia in marriage. I mean what I mean to say is that um, folk shouldn't be saying what is and isn't off-limits in marriage. For some reason that annoyed me.

tinser tinserOG 2002

i dont know....somebody told me that in pioneer school they discussed this and said some things were wrong...i dont really know, everyone has to do their own research and come to their own conclusion i guess.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 tinser

they just gave specific instruction from the platform at the convention

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 tinser

yeah i didn't mean any harrrrrrm by what i said i mean. Hmm come to think of it, I attended pioneer school also, and i have an excellent memory, so i know whasup. So... yeah that's about it.

tinser tinserOG 2002 juicymango

i didnt mean any harm either, sorry if i insulted you, i didnt mean it to be directed towards anyone...i was just saying in general from what i've heard. But, i'm not married, and i've never done the research on it myself, sooooo....as long as everybody figures it out for themselves, thats great....again, i really didnt mean to offend you

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 tinser

hey no problem, and i didn't mean to offend you. I wanted to offend Skaorsk8. No i'm just kidding.

thewalkhome thewalkhomeOG 2003 tinser

hmmm...tensions seem to run high on ezabel when certain "naughty" topics arise

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dgiaimoOG 2003

I'm not sure if I should answer this given some of the responses to my original post, but if you seriously want to know the Society's viewpoint you should read the article "Honor Godly Marriage!" in the 3/15/83 Watchtower, the Questions from Readers in the 2/15/78 Watchtower, and the Questions from Readers in the 12/1/72 Watchtower.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 dgiaimo

Very cool. We appreciate the leg work.

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

oh really????? i never come across any of em

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

haha funny i was waiting to see what you would say on this topic.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Dan, just say it. Everyone needs to hear it. Most of us know what is off limits, but just refuse to accept because they think it will make their future marriages less "fun." Lets discuss them individually so that theres no misunderstanding.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

wow. i have not made ONE comment on this.

let's keep it "G". all of you go talk about something else.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you're not the only DAN on here, you egomaniac. i'm talking about dan giaimo. the smart and nice dan.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 fivezero

it would have been funnier if you had said raging egomaniac...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 fivezero

yeah. ok. my mistake. everyone keep it g rated anyway.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 redundant

wow. i have not made ONE comment on this.

let's keep it "G". all of you go talk about something else.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I want to discuss them all!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

hahahahaha

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

nah, the only thing off limits in marriage is OTHER PEOPLE. Haha. Discuss THAT! lol

tinser tinserOG 2002

well, not if you're hitler...he did some things that were off limit to anyone (courtney, why do you keep opening your mouth? really?? -its for the points courtney, for the points)

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 tinser

huh? whoah i wanna know...

tinser tinserOG 2002 juicymango

haha, this i can not post...but he was a reaaaaaal pervert...not surprising though, it was hitler...clearly he wasnt playing with a full deck of cards.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 tinser

ewww weird. .

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dgiaimoOG 2003

Ummm... No. Here is a direct quote from the article I mentioned above:

"As already stated, it is not for elders to “police” the private marital matters of couples in the congregation. However, if it becomes known that a member of the congregation is practicing or openly advocating perverted sex relations within the marriage bond, that one certainly would not be irreprehensible, and so would not be acceptable for special privileges, such as serving as an elder, a ministerial servant or a pioneer."

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 dgiaimo

Right. "If it becomes known".. because anyone who talks openly about their private married bedroom activities and "OPENLY ADVOCATING" them is... just... weird.. and should definitely not hold a position of authority, because that's just plain weird. Anyways, discussing this subject is probably not a good idea, heh, I just think it's really a private conscience matter to be discussed and decided upon between husband and wife, and it obviously shouldn't be talked about openly, just like other conscience matters that you should keep to yourself so as not to stumble others. The End.

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dgiaimoOG 2003 juicymango

So, are you trying to say it's only wrong to do certain things if other people find out about it?

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 dgiaimo

why are you trying to make her out to sound bad? Its a conscience matter. this is a website for joking. stop getting your panties in a twist. leave it at that!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 punkprincess

hahahahaha yeah, have you SEEN what this thread is about??? It's a LIST OF PERVERTS. This is the MACKING forum. Obviusly the thoughts and opinions in here are half-joking half-retarted so just stop taking things so seriously... and I don't think an unmarried person should be preaching to married people about what they can and cannot do in the privacy of the bedroom. Lol... seriously! Dont' make me whip out my whip and chains! hahahahahaahhaa

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 juicymango

u should hear what us married sisters tell each other..=X
ok, ok j/k

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 dgiaimo

actually that was the instruction given from the platform at our last convention

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 forrestina

wait what do you mean, are you agreeing with dgaimo?

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 dgiaimo

No that is not what I'm trying to say. You're bothering me now.

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dgiaimoOG 2003 juicymango

Okay, I'm sorry. I just felt that some of the comments that were made in response to mine were going a little too far, and I felt I needed to bring some seriousness into the discussion. Obviously, that's annoying some of you, so I'll stop now.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 dgiaimo

hey it's ok, it's not that seriousness itself is annoying. But making one's opinions about conscience matters into RULES ... that's annoying. That's all. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee let's talk about something else now, like ice cream, and how good it is.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 offtopic juicymango

and hot fudge.......and whipped cream.... hahaha sorry i just had to. i kid. i kid.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 punkprincess

marshmallow fluff, mmmmmmm

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 punkprincess

hey! who deemed this as off topic?! its def ON topic...on a COUPLE different levels.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 punkprincess

hahaha, as soon as i saw the "off topic" i was thinking...um..definatly not.

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 punkprincess

this is not off topic. u can use hot fudge and whipped cream when u.....*censored*

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 starshiptrooper

hey thanks for saving me the trouble of editing that

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 skaorsk8

no problemo ;P

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dgiaimoOG 2003 juicymango

Well, I don't think that's what I was doing, (especially since these used to be disfellowshipping offenses), but like I said, I'm not going to continue this discussion.

Ice cream is great. Ben and Jerry's was the best. I haven't had it since I started my diet, but their World's Best Vanilla is awesome. And don't get me started on their Heath Bar Crunch.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 dgiaimo

Hey Breyer's makes low-carb ice cream now and it's amazing.

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dgiaimoOG 2003 juicymango

I'm not on a low-carb diet. I'm just making sure to eat around 1000 calories a day. That pretty much rules out ice cream of any form.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 dgiaimo

1000 calories a day????? ahhh that's starvation mode!! haha startin up another debatey? nah... i duno just be careful eating too few calories is just as bad as eating too many.

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dgiaimoOG 2003 juicymango

Well, I have a lot of weight to lose, and, frankly, I'm not doing this for my health. And I am careful. I've found 1000 calories to be just enough that I have plenty of energy to exercise and do everything I need to do without serious repercussions. In fact, I feel like I have a lot more energy now than I did before I started this diet.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 dgiaimo

cherry garcia is choice

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dgiaimoOG 2003 fivezero

Oh, yeah. And have you ever had their White Russian ice cream?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 dgiaimo

i have not. maybe i will one day. for now make mine chubby hubby!

thewalkhome thewalkhomeOG 2003 juicymango

all i have to say...juicymango...your responses to just about everything in here is super on point...and a special shout out to punkprincess for keeping y'all (and yes, i said y'all) in check...

jay79 jay79OG 2001 thewalkhome

hahaha, for keeping people in check?? Have you noticed who #1 is on the girls list?!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 jay79

oh he knows oh yes he does

thewalkhome thewalkhomeOG 2003 forrestina

HAHAHA...very nice forreste, nice.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 funny thewalkhome

HIGH FIVE! (remember you have to say it when you do it!)

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 thewalkhome

hey at least some of us know what's going on right?

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 forrestina

hes just tryin to score sum points with some of the chicas

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 dgiaimo

the butterfly elephant trunk twist is always fun

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

oh wait.... i just erased my comment

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

thanks for explaining my thought!

starshiptrooper #26 starshiptrooperOG 2003

how do you know Lucas Cain?!?!?!?!

jay79 #26.1 jay79OG 2001

I've been friends with him for several years.

tesoro #26.2 tesoroOG 2001

who DOESNT know lucas? he's the only person i know that knows at least one person from every congregation in every major city in the US. haha

jay79 #26.2.1 jay79OG 2001

very true...he does get around ;)

starshiptrooper #26.2.2 starshiptrooperOG 2003

LOL i've known him since he was born! he usta be in my cong. His aunt studied w/ me. he was VERY close to being hurt in the world trade center debacle. he was there right before it happened, from what his aunt told me.

jay79 #26.2.2.1 jay79OG 2001

yea, he told me last night that he knew you

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

ohhhh you were with him last night (lol sorry i had to)

jay79 jay79OG 2001

hahaha, no. he called me

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

booty call. yea baby!

jay79 jay79OG 2001

exactly! That's all he is for me :)

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

atta girl. if nothing else, at least you're honest about it. ;)

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

do u *like* him? more then just a friend?

jay79 jay79OG 2001 starshiptrooper

hahahahah, no. He's like, one of my closest friends.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 jay79

sure jen, SURE! cuz i have bootay calls with ALL my closest friends. ;)
hahaa

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 tesoro

wait that's not why you called me last night?

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 forrestina

hahah i love you frest.

jay79 jay79OG 2001 tesoro

I know you do, perv girl...You make me uncomfortable sometimes with your phone calls. My mom told me I can't talk to you anymore.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 jay79

dont lie to me..i talk to Ang more than i talk to you. :-*

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 jay79

tell him i told his aunt about this pervert list...hahahahaha!
she laughed b/c she knew it was tounge -in -cheek. Most of em.

ilikebirds #25 ilikebirdsOG 2002

I think i'm just misunderstoood.

hunkpapap #25.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

i get you

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#24 ukrainiumOG 2002

I guess you have to be on the site a long time to be on the list huh

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#24.1 toxicgirlOG 2003

You probably have to be at least 16...minimum.

jay79 #24.1.1 jay79OG 2001

yea...my 14 year old brother was like "how come I didn't make the list?? Maybe you should make a KIDS perv list" I was like "ewwwwww, then that would make me the biggest perv of everyone"

sugabluejennnie #24.1.2 sugabluejennnieOG 2002

Im over 16 and im still glad i didnt make the list its better to be mysterious about it...

beachbum #23 beachbumOG 2002

jenn i def think tom v. should've earned a spot on this list.

jay79 #23.1 jay79OG 2001

there were just way too many to choose from.

beachbum #23.1.1 beachbumOG 2002

like just about every guy we've ever known?? true.

jay79 #23.1.1.1 jay79OG 2001

pretty much...yea. I think it would have been shorter to go with the official NON-pervert list...There would have been like one person on it

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i would have been on that list!

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

another one tries to profess his "innocence". very sad

jay79 jay79OG 2001

I said only one person on it...and it was NOT you...if we had ONE more spot on the perv list you would have made it

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

wait...but i did make the perv list...what are you talking about

jay79 jay79OG 2001

you're in the Top 16, not Top 15

tinser tinserOG 2002

umm, what are you talking about? Refer to #9 on the list.

jay79 jay79OG 2001 tinser

sorry I was thinking of someone else....brain lapse...it was a long night

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 jay79

i was REALLLY confused too, but i wasn't going to say anything

jay79 jay79OG 2001 skaorsk8

YOU were the one that confused me in the first place!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 jay79

sure sure, blame the messanger...and if i haven't said it before...welcome to the fleet, jen :)

jay79 jay79OG 2001 skaorsk8

"welcome to the fleet"? What does that mean?? :/

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 jay79

haha...back in the day...nextel only used to work on fleets...meaning, the virtual "area code" of the direct connect number had to be the same. so you couldn't always direct connect people in your area, until they fixed it. anyway. long story to say "nice you have nextel". haha.

jay79 jay79OG 2001 skaorsk8

ohhhhhh....I figured that you were talking about the phone, but I couldn't put it together

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 jay79

you thought i was talking about your bank, eh?? well, don't stress. milano cookies are good.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 skaorsk8

wow i thought you were making some perverted but funny joke about her being excited about fleet week with the fleet being in and all. I dunno...

jay79 jay79OG 2001 hunkpapap

This isn't fleet week. That's not till like, the spring (and then yes, I will be excited about it :)

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 jay79

Two years ago I got to go NYC on the opening day of Fleet Week..I was on a field trip to the Intrepid.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 thatdarngirl

i drive an intrepid...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 yodasucka

so do i ....

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ilikebirds

FOR REAL?! we could be friends!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 yodasucka

she wasn't talking about the car........

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ophelia

I KNO! the intrepid is that boat that we always pass by when we're going into the city... i was just kidding! GEEZ! u people think i'm so dumb.... well actully I am, but you don't have to doubt EVERYTHING i say... holy bajesus....

ilikebirds #22 ilikebirdsOG 2002

what do i do to get off this list...

skaorsk8 #22.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

if ONLY i could mark comments as "impossible" or "highly improbable"!!!

jay79 #22.1.1 jay79OG 2001

yea...the impossible one would work

jay79 #22.2 jay79OG 2001

I think you do things on a daily basis JUST to ensure that you stay in the prime position on the list. Don't even try to act like you would WANT to get off of it.

ilikebirds #22.2.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

yo. i'm out. i dont want to play anymore. i dont know what i saw. i dont want to know

jay79 #22.2.1.1 jay79OG 2001

what the heck are you talking about??

skaorsk8 #21 skaorsk8OG 2002

did i get put on this list because of certain comments about married sisters??

tinser #21.1 tinserOG 2002

no, you got put on the list because of all the other comments you've made

rocksupastar #21.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

yea, you one bad mamma jamma.

skaorsk8 #21.1.2 skaorsk8OG 2002

like what??? name a specific instance.

tinser #21.1.2.1 tinserOG 2002

ohhhhh, you are asking for trouble now. You sure you want that?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

go ahead. i'll listen (patiently). and if I don't like what i see, i'll just delete it. heh.

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, abuse of power!!!

okay, i'll start with a mild example...i was telling you about my dream, and how there was a group of people in it, and you said..."were they wearing clothes?"....there was an implication behind this statement...perv comment #1...will that do or would you like more?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i think that is a PERFECTLY reasonable question. people are always dreaming they go to school/work naked, so i was inquiring. this does NOT make me a perv.

The married women...that would apply.

tinser tinserOG 2002

but i wasn't dreaming about going to school...it was a dream about hanging out in a group...and you asked if everybody was naked...when people dream about nakedness...its only them that's naked...not the entire group...unless they are a perv

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

ohh. whoops. I BEAT COURTNEY IN RACING!!

tinser tinserOG 2002 skaorsk8

how many times do we have to go over this? No, you didn't.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 tinser

(yes i did) HEY EVERYONE courtney has gay little dogs!

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toxicgirlOG 2003 skaorsk8

I think she also has a video of you acting like peter pan or something...right??

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 toxicgirl

haha...no...she wishes...seeing me nekid is one of her goals in life...you should see her profile

tinser tinserOG 2002 skaorsk8

eww, pleeeeeease stop

tinser tinserOG 2002 toxicgirl

yep, i have pictures of him dressed up as fairies and peter pan.....tights and all

hunkpapap #20 hunkpapapOG 2003

i really don't know why you wasted your time making a male perv list. There is no such thing. WE are ALL equal pervs, the list can only be for those who show their pervness to the women....

g.f.s.rocks #20.1 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

speak for yourself buddy....

tinser #20.2 tinserOG 2002

oh, and to think i had built up some respect for certain guys

jay79 #20.3 jay79OG 2001

I definitely don't think that's true. Not all guys are at the same level of pervertedness...And I think what makes them more so is the way they publicize it. Thai's outward display of perversity makes him supercede all other males I've ever met.

punkprincess #20.3.1 punkprincessOG 2001

word of the day toliet paper?

forrestina #20.3.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

OMG are we thinking about the same thing?? hahaha

jay79 #20.3.1.2 jay79OG 2001

no, I've just started reading the dictionary in my spare time

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

thats cause youra LOSER!

rocksupastar #19 rocksupastarFounder

i am kinda pleased that i am on this list, i tried really hard, and i think jen and jahanna finally gave me notice... im very very happy! Im really not THAT dumb, am i?

hunkpapap #18 hunkpapapOG 2003

seriously, where is my brother on this list?

ilikebirds #17 ilikebirdsOG 2002

ugh i definately do not belong on this list..

punkprincess #17.1 punkprincessOG 2001

what are you talking about? youre the most of em all!

ilikebirds #17.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

no i am not. i've never said or dont anything perverted. ever!!!!!

punkprincess #17.1.1.1 punkprincessOG 2001

that makes sense, no.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

please my mind is so clean. so fresh. and so inncocent.

jay79 jay79OG 2001

thai, don't make me do it

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

pow, pow pow..(that?) hahaha

jay79 jay79OG 2001

no no...MUCH worse than that. Thai, maybe I should forward her that e-mail? :)

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

why would you even bother asking? what do you think he'd say no? haha send on playa.

jay79 jay79OG 2001 tesoro

I don't know...he might say no. It was a pretty gross one. I would post it for all to see, but I don't think most people could handle it.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 jay79

hahaha..the tattoos..yea..definatly not eZabel appropriate material.

jay79 jay79OG 2001 tesoro

hey, how do you know?? the perv himself told you?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 tesoro

pow pow pow... i'm so innocent. i'm like... clean white silk sheets.. just.. PURE

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ilikebirds

thai...everyone knows the truth, so what's the sense in pretending?

punkprincess #16 punkprincessOG 2001

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! i cant believe i made it to number one! who do i have to thank...? well, i would like to thank Jahanna pushing me to reach bigger perv elements then i thought possible. I would like to thank Jen, who although not seeing her as much anymore has acknowleged my pervyness, and in the old days also helped in my being a bigger perv than before. I would like to thank Ty, who is a fellow numero uno. I would like to thank Adam... just because. I would like to thank green grass, and blue sky........

tesoro #16.1 tesoroOG 2001

hahaahhhaha...yea, i def think we helped eachother be #1 and #2 because we think what we say to eachother we can share with other people and it wont be construed as "perverted" but no Tina, no Jahanna....we can not.

tesoro #15 tesoroOG 2001

hahahahhaa, wow..i didnt think i'd be QUITE that high!

good job on the guys list though..i'm in agreement except not w/ tim..i voted against him.

g.f.s.rocks #15.1 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

I tried helping you out there il mio tesoro but nothing happend... sorry!

tinser #15.2 tinserOG 2002

i think tim and dan should switch places...tim is bad

jay79 #15.3 jay79OG 2001

oh please....don't even deny that you belong there...you KNOW you're a perv

omegatweeter #14 omegatweeterOG 2003

wat list would i go in?

omegatweeter #14.1 omegatweeterOG 2003

you go in the list of SHUT UP!!!!!

yodasucka #14.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

wow ... do u by any chance suffer from Multiple Personality Syndrome?

omegatweeter #14.1.1.1 omegatweeterOG 2003

haha! you can spell PMS with that.. Personality of Multiples Syndrome

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

well alright then pete.. u keep taking those meds

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

You are totally giggling like a little school girl for figuring that out aren't you?

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

uh no...... teehee

thatdarngirl #14.1.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

You yell at yourself too?

omegatweeter #14.1.2.1 omegatweeterOG 2003

time to time... when it's appropriate lol

T
#14.1.3 toxicgirlOG 2003

this is your brain, this is your brain on eZabel (look above) any questions???

omegatweeter #14.1.3.1 omegatweeterOG 2003

i have a question... if sheep say baa, then wat do goats say?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

that's an odd question

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Didn't I ask this question in another thread?

ilikebirds #13 ilikebirdsOG 2002

whoa. i'm number one. i'm soo good. champion! best part is that i'm the only perv with all three of my names up there. geez. so do you all worship me now and stuff.. i mean.. what does numero uno get?

legiapol #13.1 legiapolOG 2002

numero uno of the males gets numero uno of the females. thats how it works. except me... i get money

beachbum #12 beachbumOG 2002

holy crap i'm surrounded by a family full of pervs. it's amazing i turned out so pure and innocent.

J
#11 jollycandymanOG 2001

oh man, I cant wait till I break into the top 15, all I need are a couple more perverted comments. Naked, butt, naked, bowling, make out, weenie, naked. Come on almost there, naked.....

yodasucka #11.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

to prove y i should NOT be on this list, i will admit to you all that i have no idea what "bowling" is.. however, i do NOT want an explaination, i would just like all to know that i am NOT perverted!

tinser #11.1.1 tinserOG 2002

yeah, i don't know either....mel and i shouldn't be on the list!! We're innocent

yodasucka #11.1.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

I TOTALLY SUPORT THIS COMMENT!!

jay79 jay79OG 2001

fine....you two should lodge your formal complaints...I encourage it

ophelia #11.1.1.2 opheliaOG 2003

ummmmm...you must not know mel like I know mel...cause if ya did, this comment wouldn't of been made..it wouldn't even have been thought..haha

skaorsk8 #10 skaorsk8OG 2002

i didn't know i was on the list, and i don't deserve to be here...there are many people that have worked much harder than i have to be on that list, and didn't make it..THIS IS FOR YOU!

legiapol #9 legiapolOG 2002

hey i think im more of a perv than thai, i just choose not to expose all of mine. i demand a recount

starshiptrooper #9.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

yea dave u are.

starshiptrooper #9.2 starshiptrooperOG 2003

in fact, u should be #1 on this list.

jay79 #9.2.1 jay79OG 2001

Apparently you don't know Thai, or you would never think that anyone would EVER be above him on the perv list. :)

starshiptrooper #9.2.1.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

i know david very well, lol, but i wont go into details.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

no. thai. for real.

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#9.3 haha_hehe_1OG 2004

hahahaha! X-O I couldn't tell...!

starshiptrooper #9.3.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

yea he LOOKS like a geek

fivezero #8 fivezeroOG 2003

i fly below the perv radar! i'm invincible!

yodasucka #7 yodasuckaOG 2003

I WAS NOT NOTIFIED! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!! I AM THE INNOCENT ONE!! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!

tinser #7.1 tinserOG 2002

hehe, you're above me :)

hunkpapap #7.2 hunkpapapOG 2003

so much perversion in such a small package...

yodasucka #7.2.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

u used to be one of the good ones... what happened?

hunkpapap #7.2.1.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

I wasn't making fun...i was just kidding. I think that was a pretty funny statement. but i don't know why..

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 offtopic

hahaha o patrick...

tinser #6 tinserOG 2002

okay,

#1 I really don't belong in that position. I'm innocent. They are just jealous.

#2 C'mon Jen, give a little credit to me for helping!!!

H
#5 hoorayOG 2003

i cant believe im even on this list... haha

jay79 #5.1 jay79OG 2001

who are you??????

skaorsk8 #5.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

i think it's ed

H
#5.1.1.1 hoorayOG 2003

i think its ed too...

punkprincess #5.1.2 punkprincessOG 2001

I think its Tim Sontag

thevella #4 thevellaOG 2003

... do i get a prize at least? at least let me get a prize...

jay79 #4.1 jay79OG 2001

okay, I'll think about it. What do you want?

thevella #4.1.1 thevellaOG 2003

Jeez, give me some credit, i am on the perv list... Obv. it's gotta be something sexual... Kissy kiss

jay79 #4.1.1.1 jay79OG 2001

hahahahah....you're lucky you're cute, or I'd smack you around :)

thevella thevellaOG 2003

and i wouldn't like that?

forrestina #3 forrestinaOG 2002

oh bolly. oh john bolly.

T
#2 toxicgirlOG 2003

Hahaha, this is the greatest thread EVER!

tinser #2.1 tinserOG 2002

it's shake and bake....and I HELPED!

cerbrato #1 cerbratoOG 2002

I'm the only non perv BOO YAH!

jay79 #1.1 jay79OG 2001

you actually were a potential candidate...but you were removed to make room for others :)

magnum #1.1.1 magnumOG 2001

he should get honorable mention though.... good stuff

g.f.s.rocks #1.2 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Dan make that two... Im not on either!!! OH YEAH!!

On a side note:

    Jahanna shouldnt be #2
    Courtney shouldnt be on the list
    Melody Should be one of the top two
    Tina shouldnt be #1
    Forrest should be up higher
    Dan Hill should be #1 on both the male and female list

yodasucka #1.2.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

o man giac.. do u WANT me to kill you?

g.f.s.rocks #1.2.1.1 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Bring it... Im just stating the obvious!!

forrestina #1.2.2 forrestinaOG 2002

haha giacome you know nothing

g.f.s.rocks #1.2.2.1 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Oh is that right miss forrestina??

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

that's right. you think you know, but you have no idea.

skaorsk8 #1.2.3 skaorsk8OG 2002

yo giac listen man, i'm really sorry about your sister and all, but let it go. that was a long time ago, and she knew it wasn't a permanent thing.

g.f.s.rocks #1.2.3.1 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

You went after my sister too!!! Your Gross!!! You need medical help Mr. Lactose Inotolerant Perv!

tinser #1.2.4 tinserOG 2002

yeah, i definitely don't belong on the list....you tell 'em giac!

jay79 #1.2.4.1 jay79OG 2001

You definitely DO belong on the list...Don't make me state examples!

tinser tinserOG 2002

if you did have any examples...which i doubt you do...i'd just deny them anyway

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

I vote for Tinser, Jahanna and the lovely Punk Princess to be off the list!!!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

giac you know we had a part not that long ago on bribes

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

besides tina and jahanna never asked to be removed

jay79 jay79OG 2001

then you apparently do not know them AT ALL (btw...your vote has been taken into consideration...and dismissed...you don't get a vote)

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Well then... fine...

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