Imitation Thread
by DO not reply in this thread if you can't take a joke or can't take getting ribbed AND most definately if you wear tight tight tight underwear... dont even read in here
It's about time we get down and dirty. Like pigs. But not those pigs that are all fat and living in pens at a farm, because they use them for bacon. But pigs like in the wild. That dont care how dirty they are or how much they eat.... thats how dirty i'm talking about..
On with the Point.
In this 'thread' you must hit reply and imitate the person you're replying to...
for instance...
ilikebirds: lets imitate
---Iwz(reply: Oh i'm asian , lets party
------Ilikebirds(reply): OH i own this site ohhh i'm so cool ohhh i got a palm pilot
---------Iwz(reply): look at me i'm retarded and short.. did i mention short..
AI Summary
387 Comments
Wow you all were mean, funny, and truthful. Good times Indeed.
Wow... The Nextag ad on here is almost like porn. Guys in thongs is not attractive...
nice jobs adding more keywords! i can't wait to see the ads now
Hey, you're the one trying to make a quick buck off ads. That's what you get. LOL!!!!
what've you done?!
hahahahahaha
the ads on this page are AWFUL
we need to bring back this wonderful thread
okay: I built a TIVO just to prove I could.
i am forreste and i like to help old ladies.
want to be in my next short film? it will be a poignant piece about Queens of the Stone Age groupies.
nah, man. it was a time and place. can't replicate.
in retrospect - you're totally right. when I stumbled on this the other day, i was laughing hysterically .. but now when forreste started it, i realized my heart wasn't in on it to rip on her back. no one here (IMHO) talks enough so that we know each other the way we used to.
*tear*
pity. since I imitated you, I have gotten excited each time I see a new comment here. what you said here is true. I had to think for a while to come up with a Dan-ism and it was a pretty lame one!
im gay
dude this is the imitation thread, not the be yourself thread
heLARious....
wow everyone my bands playing this week. please come to my show. free tshirts. Ok whos coming? fivezero. YEAH YEAH YEAH we got one person to come see us!!!!!!
Hey, I have absolutely NO life whatSOever, so I will make stupid comments about someone who has NOTHING to do with the someone I truly dislike PERPETUALLY just to show you all that I’m really not all that lame, I just like to lick girls’ faces because I’m gross like that.
i'm a moldy wedge of hate and a curdled carton of spite!
i'm sensing a bit of hostility in these three comments...but...
...i believe what fivezero was really saying in this statement, is that people need to channel their anger into poetic means, as he tried to illustrate with his metaphoric images
....or not
good eye
I just mean that he COULD be a delicious chilled piece of cheese. one that is enjoyable and healthy. also he could be a refreshing carton of milk that makes bones strong and teeth bright. but that isn't the case, is it?
moldy. curdled.
ah, he took it even further...as we see here, fivezero is teaching us the importance of using our entire brain
clearly he is emphasizing reason, by using logical comparisons, which as we all know are a left brain function, as opposed to his previous comment, in which he used poetic metaphors, a right brain function, therefore encouraging the use of the entire brain.
*disclaimer: for people who don't know me, and think i may actually be serious, i'm not...i'm just trying to lighten things up...sunshine, lollipops and rainbows!
maybe he's saying we should all stop sipping the haterade and instead sip the existentialade
hahaha, existentialade! brilliant...i'm qutting my job to go market this new substance
*applause* beautiful, absolutely marvelous.
hahahahahahahaahahaha I love how some people are totaly missing the point of this thread and defend themselves after everything everyone says. You're suposed to just laugh and make fun of them back, yo.
hahahahah i love how i'm from poland and like complain about work and the content of ezabel, as if that will make my day or even my life, better
hahahahaha i love how i'm corny
i love my cats... tommy tommy tommy!!! KITTTTTTYYYY!
I'm not short i'm vertically-challenged, don't call me a midget
let me dye my hair brown...no blonde...no brown...no blonde...no brown....(hahaha i should talk)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (don't forget Firey Red and Violetish Black)
let me dye my hair brown, no blonde, no brown, no highlight it, that's right.. i'll highlight it myself, and then call for help, and take pictures of how bad it looks, because i did it myself, THE BOXES LIE!!!!
my boyfriend's a rockstar - so that makes me like, a diva right?!..I'm soooo cooooooolll!
i have to wait til theres nothing more for tina to make fun of me fore :-p (thanks for telling me im kool! youre kool too! weeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
yup, age old military tactic - wait until your oponent is out of amo, then go for the kill....
&, haha, believe me, if you knew me better there'd definately be a couple things you'd find to make fun of
Who needs doctors when you can self diagnose yourself,just like me with my self diagnosed A.D.D
But other than that I love to run over people in my car.
Atleast every month I like to make mention I might be pregnato, keeps me on my toes. And how much that I would kill myself if i was, cause I hate the dirty bas__rds. & if i did have one I'd give it away like there was no tomorrow. Its just not my responsability. HOWEVER, I would adopt a chinese or cambodian child in a heart beat, cause well thats what anagelina jolie does and well i want to be her clone!
(kam I love you, ha ha, you know that!)
I love candy! no wait i hate candy! I ferget, what's cool nowadays, to like candy, or to hate it?? I duno, but i'm gonna be the opposite of whatever everyone else thinks is cool, cos i'm just SOOOOO DIFFERENT!!! I HATE OLIVE GARDEN!! no wait i love olive garden....
be sure to keep all your cloths from 1983 so that you can have something to do for atleast a week when you realize,Hey maybe I wont wear this shirt that I wore for my 6th grade picnic party,, or atleast until your future husband tells you to get rid of it.
I might just create a thread rating system just so I can give this thread five stars. haha it's great.
of course, if i were to imitate myself, i will never actually do this, i'll just hype it.
that, my friend, is because you are a moron... yes a moron.... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Song of the day:
Mike : I'm gay....................
my pet hamster gorki ate himself. because we had a race. to see who could eat the most. and he won, because when i tried to eat him he said "BITTTTTEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEE" and then we danced together. inside his stomach.
I like to tell mike hes gay cause that is my wildest fantasy... that and being taller than tina...
Im surprised we really havent ripped ian up that much in the forum....
hey guys, check out my song of the day! it's a cheesy, embarrassingly talentless band that no one will remember [or admit to remembering] in a few weeks! i'd say i like one song by them, but all the songs sound the same, so i like 'em all!
i have a girlfriend and i like xbox... thats all i have to say... i have a girlfriend btw. I have a girlfriend.
I can't ever make it to the meeting on time because I'm always out too late because I got lost.
i cant make it to the meetings on time because i "work" at a job that i dont actually do anything at. i search for things on google and order video games that i dont play.
(Ha! I'm not alone!)
k, i knoww im so gunna get reemed, ,so im taken a chance here,
I only skimmed, and it cracked me up, i dont really know people to be imitating them cause i skim constantly i never reeally read to get to know someones personality,, buutttttt
I always make sure I have an answer for everything,because I like to sound smart when I really just like to hear my self type,& have no idea what im talking about. I don't really work so why not give my 2 sence all day long.
btw,.ska, yer comment about the money credit card thing, cracked me up!
a ton of the stuff I happened to skim cracked me up!
k later!
k, now I can find out how I am to other people !!!! eeek, the truth aint always pretty!
GO . . . . .
i enjoy being mean for no reason whatsoever...
ha ha.
(I said sorry to you!)
(haha i know...its all good)
i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE my jeep... im sooo kool b/c i own a jeep. did i mention i have a jeep?
ha ha, did i mention i want to start a new trend by waving and or honking at other cabrios that go by so I can be just as cool as those jeep thinga majiger owners.
(hahaha that would be funny if i still had the cabrio... now its just sad)
you cant understand my spelling... well thats your problem.
(ha ha ha..)
did you crash it!
Im most famous for my accidents and my trippings on pavement, I'd like to think one day I'll grow out of it! But till then, happy trails and trips to MEEEEEEEEEE!
(haha no i traded it in)
my husband is the best... brandon is a surfer....brandon the surfer....brandon the surfer... brandon the surfer
ha ha, aint that the truth
ha ha ha ha :)
i'm really mean to people i dont know online, oh dont you realize this is the internet and people at the other end of the keyboard have no feelings??? I think i'm the greatest thing going, i'm soooo cool, and you arent!
dont know you
EVERYONE FEEL BAD FOR ME, i'm bi polar!... so i have to change my ezabel name so that each personality has a ezabel screen name....punkprincess is the type of person to attack by way of gang fights...
making fun of people with metntal illness the the Christian thing to do, so why not other other kinds? like people with Aids?? now thats a hoot!!! People who have stepped on land mines!HAHAH even funnier! Oh but I can do it cause I'm Punk Princess and I'm so cool!!!!
heeeeeeeey-what did the disclaimer say about tight underwear?? if there are going to be hurt feelings, best not to put yourself in the position for it to happen.
i'm getting the impression that last week isn't tina's best friend
I hide behind silly names like 'lastweek' to hide my true identity. But AIDS REALLY IS FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHA
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
I'm punk princess, and... OH NO DID MATT REALLY JUST DELETE EZABEL?!?!?!
TINA STOP CHEATING FOR MEANINGLESS POINTS ON MY MEANINGLESS WEBSITE!
ok money means nothing to me at all to me money is like garbage.. it's just there and smells. but i want to go to hawaii . i want to fly my jeep there . hawaii stat!
ha ha
st00peed meecxinean fisertsht. inrexyyzz zzyfees judxxw
yea thats right i write in my own language. i dont care about grammer or mechanics. i rule.. i rock and i rule.
ha ha, . .
I love to be loud so every one knows im the only asian any body ever knows,I also like to bring my loud chic friends who like to scream at ear peircing decibals so those people know these chiccs are with the only asian they know.
(dude they were HOT, scream all the want in my ear , haha) hey guys look at my pictures... i'm such a good picture taker. only if you're sexy though. ugly people dont make good photographs. sorry ugly people, but thats the truth
(hahahahahhahaa, i have to say in my defence on this one, i NEVER post pics on here for people to say oo look at my pics, frankley i dont care. I hardley ever post pics up here of my photographs anyway, its mostly just gay pictures of what i did for the summer. - and they were cute, ,i'll give ya that)
I also like to make sure i have atleast an alternative plan on the weekend so that when a long time friend invites me over and i dont feel like making the drive I already have a planned excuse!
(ouch that cut me deep shrek. cut me deep. nothing but love)
what should i do to my hair this weekend? red? long? straight?
purple? maybe i should glue chopsticks in them? or maybe make a bow out of rare dutch tapestries and bow up my hair
(HA HA HA HA)
I like to tell people to click Here so that when they click on it thousands of annoying windows pop up to the point of having to restart my computer. I die laughing in my alcohlic dressed cubicle I call my desk space. I love telling my storys about when i worked at seimens and the woman there loved me and tried to undress me with there eyes because i am so dead sexy.I also love my friend stephanie who sent me crepes through the mail, ha ha.
(dude those crepes were hot) i want big big big things. big tires big muscles big trucks big cameras big flip flops big chopsticks
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
LOL
that cracked me up thai!
hay guys chek out these vidyos i took of myself driving around in my jeap! look i have sumthing in my teath!
ha ha, cmon that did keep some people entertained for a second or two!, ha ha
Im iwz short for im the master of ezabel, i like to make sure people know i own them and can take over there ezabel lives by banning them for any reason i deem banable. and talk about site changes and face changes but never really cary them through, instead o just change views on musings and add more pages for people to skip around and get lost reading.
i wish milkaya would give me more attention. i'm getting tired of playing with my ipod.
this site is so unchristian, i'm in the same hall as a brother who knows a brother who met his wife on jwmatch and it's wrong to laugh at people in the bathroom I HATE YOU ALL!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA infinitay
ok you can't imitate a person until they are in here.. thus the DISCLAIMER.. sheesh. but i do wish they would come in here. come people everyone join. hold hands
I know!! Why do people keep breaking the rules?
i like to wear cat ears and wear my bra and panties on the outside of my pants!
hey, my name is Marco! did i mention my name is MARCO!!!MARCO!!! Yes im not lying...
i love my airline! and my job! and airplanes! and ben sheets!
i wanna be ben sheet's bat so he can hold me
ohh i can't wait i'm gonna go surfing today , then put on my billabong shirt and model it in front of sandra bullock. she wants me
i'm so hot, all the girls want me....FOR MY BIKE
have i mentioned, that I am in the skate and surf industry? And i know famous people. Just in case I haven't mentioned it, i'm just saying it right now. Wait, have I mentioned I work in the surf industry? AND skate. Surfing. Skating. Boards. Wheels. Waves.
*(hehe nothin but love Gina!)
did i mention I work for satan? I pretend to hate my job cause they make me do menial tasks but I scretly love it. We didn't have toilet paper in my country so this is heaven. Oh, Satan yelled at me last week, I no longer feel left out. I got satan love!
i skatebaord with 3637 sexy men while on one of my 5 breaks at work.
i'm mean and insensitive, but i'm the coolest cat around because i know how to spell
i cant drink milk... so what? who cares? i dont like milk? Soy is way better... seriously... no dude, seriously.... cmon man stop laughin, it REALLY is... ok ok fine, im an idiot.
oh you think it's easy being fat AND ugly? well, let me assure you, it's not. it took me years of being pathetic and lame.
oh, and i've NEVER had the nerve to ask a girl for her number. i offically have NO cahones.
making fun of others makes me feel SO good about being old and single
its not MY fault that i look like derick jeter... i really just wish people would love me for me... and maybe for my body... but mostly for me
you cut me deep shrek
im the real dave llanos
i loved all urine colored things, license plates, bananas, thai
ty,this is off-topic, but i have a query...whose the real asian sensation...you or hope?
wow did you need ask? i'm hurt.
aww tyyyyyyyy! hug?
i vote for hope, he's taller and doesn't need a motorcycle
lets be friends b/c we both have weird fingers.
when people ask me to drive, i'll try to avoid telling them i lost my license, and just mumble a lot
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
people lets think of something ORIGINAL to do... like sit around instead of going out inservice
im not really married...
(that was low) I love penn... i want to stay here and "pioneer" somemore... aka shop at farmers market.
why wont you hang out with me? why do you never call me? but im NEVER going to call you to hang out.
i'm not crazy. i'm not insane. why is everyone looking at me like that? am i that transparent?
So, I just submitted my resume to Victoria's Secret, in hopes of becoming their first male wonder bra model..might as well take advantage of my luscious man-boobularness...katie's gona be so proud of me
my band is so much better than your band. your band can't play the x-super chord like i can. my chords are the best. i have chords
i never hear from you, but thats okay cuz i never want to hang out with people that arent as cool as me.
You're under 5'5"? Can I have a crush on you?
being black is trendy, where da white girls at!?
Look at me!!..I'm Brian Valentine!..I'm addicted to the ego boosting thrill that comes from making sarcastic, yet intellectual sounding statements about everything and everyone!...mu hahaha, bow to me, for, you should be grateful that i'm even alowing an imbecile such as yourself to bask in my glorious, rose fragrenced presance
p.s. haha..yeah trends come & go..skin color's kinda permanent!...
[it's true. i have delusions of eloquences]
i'm in 2353 bands and they all sound different, when they're not sounding same!
dude, avril lavigne is like so amazing
Imitation Cheez
poooo! hug??
Kiss me I'm Irish. Oh wait..you're from NJ? Nevermind.
(haha, you guys know me so well!) my english teacher from high school is the greatest man alive!
i love existentialism and fascist thought. communism makes me blush. i'm so irish, i drink green beer all year 'round!
i'm gonna put up my baby picture because tai--i mean everyone else did it
hug? <
3 points if you can find the word prevaricator
Did you know you can drink yourself sober? Come over and I'll show you, bring your toga.
i'll knit you a toga , a pink one at that.. with a double wide crosshatch stich. i'll sew a rainbow on it too.
Let's roll in poop together.
Girls RULE!!! Gimme five girlfriend!
Ok.....this stuff is cracking me up....but I'm not sure I know anyone well enough to participate myself. :)
my little son pooped in his pants today , it was so cute i took him to the doctor
I make plans to visit people and then I flake on them. :)
One time in band camp...
I love Hawaii....ALOHA!!!!!!
I'm so jealous of everyone on this site. I live in the dullest state in the world.
I wanna move to Hawaii. :P (I got nothing to argue about for the "dullest state" comment....I got nothin')
my husband got bit by a cicada so i made my soon poop his pants
I think every girl I meet (or don't meet) is hot...I want them all.
my son my son my son my son
I hate that girl who tried to hook up her brother online. :)
(lol i dont hate anyone)
does anyone know anyone who would want to date my brother? they could be apostate for all i know... but hey... if you know em theyve gotta be grand!
Hahaha....true, good points. But I let everyone know I was kidding later, so it's all good, right? :)
I'm booorrrreddddd!! Can I drive 15 hours to come over for dinnnnerrrr??
That's it...you're banned!! :)
**That's about the best I could do....I have a hard time being mean to those who have been nice to me. :)**
By the way Ian, very good impression of me whining. It was very believeable. :)
EVERYONE STOP WHAT THEYRE DOING!!! MY SON JUST BLINKED, BUT IT WASNT A NORMAL BLINK, IT WAS HIS 10,000TH BLINK...AW!
**Hahaha....that's funny. :) I can't argue that I don't talk about him probably TOO much. :)**
billy joel has no musical talent at all
I HATE dashboard confessional b/c i want to be kool and different.
Put on 87.9 I'm on the radio!!!
haHA! look at my new gadget...weeeee! i can tell if a pig is coughing in eastern europe with my new q-pod.
I'm so short if I pulled my socks up I'd be blind.
if i was any chubbier i'd be the marshmellow man's wife
Confucius says A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
hahaha this is too funny, im a bit afraid to get ripped up tho.
LAAAAAMMMMEEE
i wish everyone knew how much katie really dislikes me
i want to put as many pictures of me with girls as possible so people really think i have game....
i want to be in a band that plays cool music but i have no talent
I am a short little spitful asian that wishes i was half the man rocksupastar is.
Katie gets mad at me for playing video games too much so I'm going to go buy a new one.
man i want to rent all the lord of the rings and watch all of them in a row 4 times in a row but my mom will yell at me because it's pass my 9pm bed time
I have a thing for Nachos so everything is a nacho conversation.
i love talking hockey with socalgal because i love her and want to check her
I have no idea what's going on around me so I make comments that make no sense.
Don't make me pull a chelios on you
(Nice! lol)
I'm short and asian so everyone should love me.
i'm not obsessive/complusive about anything. i'm not obsessive/complusive about anything. i'm not obsessive compulsive about anything.
I'm not supposed to eat that but I'm going to anyway because I have a death wish.
Ohhh, that wall looks like it would be fun to run into!
I like to wear t-shirts with rainbows on them.
That's just CAAAAA-RAZY!
I ride a motor cycle because everyone thinks they are so cool even though mine has trouble starting.
i make fun of people about death wishes but i myself enjoy throwing my body against trees and the like while snowboarding or skiing, when asked about this... i provide no real answer or just repeat action again.
man, andrew is SO HOT! Did i mention he was HOT! too bad you snagged him first. but that's ok, i can still entice your little brothers to grope my boobies.
It's over 100 degrees in here and I'm so cold while everyone else is sweeting their butts off.
i like my men to say orgasmic as MUCH as possible... because THAT is the hip new MANLY phrase to use... im jealous of your your body thats why i always make fun of it...
my milkshake brings the boys to the yard...my milkshake is better than yours. you WISH you had this booty for shakin'!
I tried dragging this hot guy out on the dance floor to see him shake his kuducka dunk dunk... i didnt realize that i was dancing next to a transvestite and an grandpa shaking what hes got. but i liked it.
OMG, i couldn't stand laying around the house playing video & computer games all day. Good thing I got a job so i can play there.
I talk myself up to be the best snowboarder ever.. too bad i had to break my husbands leg and then i lost every race i was in, then tried to play it off that i hit some kid "while i was about to win"
(that is totally made up!)
I trash talk 14 yr olds. I'm way tougher than them.
(not made up, truth hurts) I like to plan trips that my friends would LOVE to go on, then not tell them about it until they cant possibly go.
(i told you i didn't plan rafting)
i crash snowmobiles.
(it was my first time!) i cant eat anything.
I have to continue to bicker with a woman to prove my manliness. Even though I know she's right.
Play manhunt the night before my wedding? SURE! I just can't run, hide in the bushes because I might get scratched or move at all or Katie will yell at me.
My 2004 Wish list:
I wish,I was aisan...I wish - Brand New would stop their silly screaming and just SING...I wish...Bryan would stop giving me the run around and just marry me..I wish....Hello Kitty apparel was the U.S.'s mandatory dress code....and most of all..I wish..I could dance
i wish i was carl jenkins
You're a girl..of course you don't find your boyfriend's sister's mother's cousin's second aunt hott. I do...she has a lip ring.
I always get hurt doing stupid things and Katie always yells at me but I keep doing it anyway.
i AM the wheel of time
So I was eating some fruit loops the other day(w/chop stix of course) and realized that, if i pursued it, I'd probably be an AMAZING break dancer - why?..Well - you know those pointy triangular hats I'm always wearing?..Those are SO perfect for head spins!...I mean, I'd be like a human top....
Uncle Ben is my all time role model
Go go power rangers...
look at me i'm black i'm white, wait i'm white i'm black.. screw it, i'm gray !! wipppeee
lets here it for stereotypes!!...wooo hooo!!...anybody wanna see some baby pictures?..i here photos of lil aisan 2 year olds playing in the dirt roads of thiland is a big turn on for the ladies
oh wow i love my job being an airplane baggage handler it's great all the airlines are weird and there's this crazy guy who's talking to me I LOVE BEN SHEETS #4754!
Ty doesn't say that...
I wish i was 14 again so making out with a 13 year old wouldn't be so looked down upon.
(LOL the day that comes up as a random comment.. is going to be a tickly one)
Did I tell you I skipped the funeral to go to a Braid concert. I don't think they really cared, they're dead anyway.
(haha the viewing was that nite... i went to the funeral the next day dude!)
Did i tell you that I am really a girl in a boy's body? Does that make me a ghey?
I mean..I like Blosom and all but I'd have to say Buttercup is my favorite Power Puff Girl.
I beat my boy friend - phsyically.
(Very true)
Hawaii.Hawaii.Hawaii
I wish I was a Valenti.
i wish i didn't live with my parents
(that's by choice)
Thai is my idol.
(no dude keanu is my idol)
i wish i could fix things having to do with water and laundry without creating explosions and messes
(i need to leave this forum i'm having too much fun)
people say i look like derick jeter, and i pretend to hate it... but really... i wish people would say it more.
i look like britney spears, (well, i did for like 5 minutes before i dyed my hair 47 times), and even though i pretended i didn't want to, i let everyone pretend i was her because i secretly have the world's biggest crush on her. and i have a poster of her, in my bathroom, that you see by looking at yourself, while peeing, in the little mirror on top of the toilet.
(hahahaha!)
TINA LETS BE BEST FRIENDS CUZ WE HAVE FREAKEY FINGERS!!!
(you already said that)
HE was BIG and TALL and BLACK! and he RAAAAAAAAN!
I don't know HE STOLE IT!
(i thought i wrote it... but i dont remember where!)
i look like arthur the cartoon character.
(ARGH IHATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT!)
i once liked a guy who was really smart, and because i have a weird tiny finger, they called us "Pinky and the Brain"
(people called us that?)
i like making websites that get shutdown (us4guys)
i like telling people "yeah i'm gonna come to your house" but then, when i don't feel like going, or i'm too busy, i say "sorry my mom won't let me go"
(DUDE I WAS SICK!)
i like to hit on other guys online...ahahahahhahahahahaha good times as dan hill.
(peekar, i'm sorry!)
i like to sign on as dan hill and then say "you're sexy" to everyone who looks like they have a masculine screen name
my cat just puked on my shoes, i think i'm gonna take pictures of it
(priceless hahahahaaha)
I'll do anything for $5 i'll stick my hand in dirty cat litter and then give the $5 away for no reason anyway.
i like to make up dumb words that make no sense like reefies, porios, cheesedelighthamsteins
(yeah you know you love 'fagotia')
I really am not nearly as cool as i make it sound.
(oh snap hahaha)
i want to flash everyone my bubs but dont tell everyone
people who are dating or are married suck.
i love adam i love adam adam adam adam i love my love his love who's love my love adam
(hahahahahahahahha)
ive never met adam b/c i dont take the time out of my busy schedule for the little people (haha)
pa is so great it's the greatest place in the world.
it' so great i'm always in newjersey and nyc hanging out.
(i never said pa is great)
im the hottness...i wish i was drunk, naked and on a plane to cancun.
Do me.
i messed up at work again and i'm getting yelled at. i hate life
I promise we'll hang out and it'll be so much fun, but then i won't show up.
(oh snap haha)
hey who wants me take pictures i want to take pictures of everything . here stand there, and let me snap snap.. i want to marry photography
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
I like short blonde cute girls, but they don't like me! boohoooo
I write fitness articles, yet I don't understand why I put on 18 lbs while dieting!
When I go away for the weekend with my wife, I like to spend most of my time playing videogames.... c'mon I can't go for hourssssss
(did i make it better or worse, i duno feel free to mod it to the original haha)
angelina jolie is SO HOT OMG *DROOLS*
bill gates owns me
did i tell you i work for satan? I do too much here, they'd fall apart with me, who would change the toilet paper?
I love the color pink.
i wish to make love to the robert smith until he desintegrates.
this thread makes me curioso and nervioso. mmmm, sour kraut!
hey wanna hear about a movie that's coming out in 2010 starring jim carrey's older sister's son's wife's cousin??
right now, i'm breast feeding dr. atkins illegitamate babies.
did someone say babies? i want to get plastic bags and fill them with babies. i hate babies. but really, i think babies are so cute
(hahaha .. dude.. hahaha)
I want to corrupt everyone's little sisters... and brothers.. whatever.
This thread is comedy gold. I love it. ahahh haven't laughed this hard in months
I like to think i'm a tough guy but i'm not really...
i just got a new car i'm so cool i want to drive to china!
I trick everybody into thinking that I drive out to NJ from LI just to play PS2 at Mike's house.
The true reason is to pour Frosted Flakes all over people's cars.
Don't even THINK you are tough until you've survived a driveby at your school in the bronx like me
i have a hole in my pocket! =O
ahhh that was a reply to #28
i call dido obvious and inappropriate names. yeah yeah yeah yeah! no meat, no meat. i want meat. but, no. no meat.
my girlfriend and i wear matching jogging suits to the gym
oh, i got into a car accident with a co-worker and then all i could think about was making out with hot cops, all night.
i work for ups at night so no one will see how bad i look in brown
ohh look at me i never have any debt, i'm perfect, i'm just one of those people who manages money better than the credit card companies themselves!!
i want to be ty pham
i want to have typhams babies
i'm a sad panda
i'm so pq'ish .
I want to marry someone's wife.
i love japs so much i want to bomb something
i am a fairy! i am hello kitty! i am hamtaro!
i wish i could be punk rock and get Too Fat for Spandex to actually be COOL!
i try to be random and funny like tai but i am predictable and stale on eZabel...
the only activities i can think of involve bowling or playing pool...
i like to have very serious conversations, but only on ezabel, i won't talk to you in person, ever, especially not in a bathroom line at a party
pardon me while i tell everyone how good I am at ordering paper supplies, WHY DOES NO ONE EVER TELL ME HOW GOOD I AM !!!
I met you like 80 times before you were married but I totaly don't remember ... now that you're married, you are very important to me and i love you.
(i really don't remember meeting you before you were married)
i spend all my household budget on kitty litter and peanut butter, thereby eliminating my ability to ever leave my house (but at least it doesn't smell like kitty poop)
That was a very immature comment, and since I am very very mature, i also expect others to be mature. I am only immature when i try to imitate ty, alot.
i binge on muffins. and give all my reciepts to chris. so he can manage my binges, monetarily.
(haha)
I wish i could binge on cheese, but it makes me all nasaly...
i wish i could think of ideas before other people, but since i can't, i'll just claim THEY STOLE MY IDEAS! ALL OF THEM! AND I BEILEVE SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY STAPLER!
(huh?)
I want to be a personal trainer, or basically anything that makes it possible to be closer to married women.
(ok the married thing is no longer original)
i continue to move farther south in hopes i can escape CARBS THEY ARE THE ENEMY!
I like men.
that was mean. you are no longer my favorite person.
hey guys lets go swing dancing but not dance. i just want to stand around and scope chicks
I LOVE HORRRRRRRRRRSEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
i must wear baggy pants because my legs are skinny! pass the Jncos!
oh, if only dan would stop trying to steal my woman!
oh, i wonder how brian does it! i wonder if a girl will EVER hold my hand.
my girlfriend has all my personality
i try to impress people by telling them outrageous made up stories about nipples
me and my sister the other day threw cookies at each other. it was so funny.. then she ate the cookies with milk... i ate my cookies with PROTEIN!
i suck at riding motorcycles, i get tickets, get my bike stolen, and get into accidents - i should just get a giant inflatable bubble suit
tuna has so much protein in it.. all i eat is tuna then i have a shake.. then i do jumping jacks . sometimes i eat cheese
I am yellow.
I hate being so short.
Hey, you like Star Wars? Wanna get married?
I think all guys care about are silly games, so I use them to do my bidding.
hey everyone check out my pictures they are closeups of my face , so i can scare childrens
my mom made me breakfast today so i punched in her the face my mom is cool
i'd prefer womanizing--and holding red cups of beer over womens heads as i grind on them in clubs--to a meaningful relationship.
I only wear khakis.
i own every thing labeled star wars that has ever been produced, and i have them all in airtight ziplock bags and situated in height order!
if you are not a cute girl, please hug me-full contact only.
i'm secretly trying to reclaim my youth by marrying the youngest man i can find!
i wish thai's mom would marry me. or mike's mom. or anyone.
i need a twelve step program to rid me of my scrabble addiction
Dude, how many other HOT COUSINS do you have??
wow, i need a vacation from all this fun i have at work writing code that doesn't work
i love hanging out, but as long as i don't have to drive more than 3 min from home.
i try to play hockey with the boys to show how tough i am, too bad i suck at it
Hey, is that a wedding ring on your hand? Wanna go have tacos?
i wish i was cool enough to think up nicknames for myself, instead i will call myself TDG because i idolize Dan
i grind w/ boys. and. pretend. not. to. like. it.
THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!!! BRYAN GRINDED ON MEEEE
girls scare me v. much. I run to other states to avoid seeing them.
i hate all my friends for getting married and forcing me to ATTEND THEIR WEDDINGS AND BACHELOR PARTIES! Can you imagine, friends of mine trying to make me have fun! SOOO ANNOYING!!
anyone know where i can get the orange tux like they wore in dumb & dumber? i need it for my convention so i can fit in w/ the ghetto crew b/c otherwise they might not realize that i'm black too (1/24995th that is).
i will definitely cry if she even tries to bring up my lactose intolerance, sorry i mean MILK ALLERGY (they are very different you know) b/c it's soooo not funny any more.
(it's really not funny anymore)
i have everything in my kitchen hung on the walls to save space, also, this way i have nothing touching the floor
(haha not anymore)
I love alien drag queens w/ epilepsy
Ohh look at me I'm so cool cause I put little anime smileys all over the place <(-_o)> <(x_x)> ><)))*> teeheee
I'm a princess! I'm princess leia! @(*-*)@
ohhh i'm so excited i just got a new transformer i can't wait until it comes in the mail, shipped overnight express for two extra dollar, take of the s for savings. i'm gonna put on my tighty whities and play with my transformer tonight
Arrggh it's raining outside <(./_\.)>
Now I have to call my mommy to come pick me up cause I don't want to get my bike wet.. i'm sucha pannnsssyy
you're banned
you're banned
you're banned
i can't take joke
you're banned
you're banned
ban me ! come on ! ban me ban me ban me i hate you i hate you . i love you now ban me .
mikayla is the only girl that said yes.
A.D.I.D.A.S.
wait let me look into my secret code x-3/5x=d.32gayme
noppe..
that wasn't a reply.. you didn't reply.
YOu're banned
so one day me and the zack attack headed over to the MAX. but as i was running i tripped and fell. everyone laughed at me. so i made ezabel to laugh back! muahahah
Oh i'm soo cool i rock and i roll baby. i mean.. i rule.
my parents are asian and strict and i am asain too, just completely americanized and willy nilly, blatantly ignoring my honorable and principled heritage--the only ninja i know about is kawasaki and American Ninja part 1, 2, and 3, starring Michael Dudikoff!
i'm hick from south jersey and i like getting my teeth cleaned
my parents are not from this country. neither am i. we are aliens. we come in peace...with rice.
come over come over i want to cook cook cook i'll cook for everyone yay yay italian food it's soo good yay
last night i filled my tub with fruit snacks and mice and went swimming
i was talking to this man on the phone today and he was so hot sounding i didn't want to get off the phone with him. i kept flirting with him it was amazing. i love his voice ohhh ohhhh his voice
jamie p. look at me
i so wish i had bigger bubs
chick get me some steak STAT!
sure honey i'll get you that steak..
hahahah boy oh boy
ahhh i've never said that. you have just ruined the imitation continuation of this little thread nation.
is your mother ugly...because you are
I have too many sisters.
I look like the lead singer of motion city soundtrack...
oh, oh, poor me! i have no wife! wa wa wa wa! oh, now my back hurts!
i'm a down syndrome poster boy and the only people who hit on my woman are losers...
I have never been seen without a sweatshirt hoodie on!
my boyfriend is sooooo cute we sit around together reading starwars books and then we discuss who is more jedi. i totally am more jedi.. because i am the force the force is me.. ME
I'm cooler then darth vader, my helmet is shiner..except when i fall, then it's scuffed. But did you see that bird!?
look at me. look at me. look at me. give me stoli. i'm thai pham, beyatch!
i want my gfriend to move back to PA so she can be on ezabel more
1.thai
2.chicks
3.alcohol
4.nudity
5.baby oil
6.wrestling
7.???
8.PROFIT!!!
WE HAVE A WINNAR!!!
i created ezabel because no one talks to me in real life
I told everybody I "retired" but, turns out I can't stop!
i dont know how to tie a tie, but you know what i'll google it.
let me google it and find out what the right way is to tie a tie, then maybe i'll write an article on it and approve it for the front page. yes thats what i'll do. and i'm doing this all in my tighty whities
fivezero
1) Halo
2) looks like Fernando Valenzuela
3) Eats Mexican food
4) licks stamps for a living at UPS
5) Loves a crappy car called the Chevy Citation
6) can you feel the love of this valentine