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Ninja attack

malibu by malibu · 431 views · ·
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25 Hudson Street.
New York, NY, 10013
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so ythis is the crazy cool restaurant that everyone has been talking about. all the waitors are ninjas. they fight in front of you. there's a "secret passages" to get to your table. supposedly crazy cool. everyone should be warned though that its pretty expensive. the cheapest thing i could find was this winter special they do where its $50 a person but includes five courses.

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45 Comments

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

What sort of food?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

hehe, think about it

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Lithuanian? I'm being legitimate . . they serve Americana platters or authentic Ninja dishes, or something entirely different?? Is the supper menu on their website and if so what's the URL?

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

sorry i thought it showed up there. the websit is www.ninjanewyork.com
mainly its asian food. like fish and sushi likeness. not anything american that i saw.

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

I'd rather have Asian food, so it works out well.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

THIS SOUNDS SO COOL! I LOVE NINJAS! But one thing I'm afraid of is if I drop my spoon, will they kill me?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

they'll catch it before it hits the ground and then slice your hand off.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

I have a weird situation going on at work, so I'm not sure if this is going to work for me. I have a question, though. When do you need to know if I can attend?

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

yeah i saw this place, i put the link on the musings the other day...

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

i know. thats where i stole the site direction and all the info from.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

you are like a cyber ninja...

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

This sounds pretty cool... I might have to check it out on my own 'cause not sure I can commit right now :/

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

this sounds really awesome! ninjas rock. i wish i could go, but i doubt it.

coreyfeldman coreyfeldmanOG 2003 ·

Ninjas and food, this could be the best place ever. Well worth a 3 hour drive, think I'll try and make this my first attended ezabel event.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

just leave corey haim and the blow at home, thanks

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

um this is probably way out of my budget. sounds cool tho

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

we will help. come!

iwz iwz ·

I totally want to go to this place, but I'll be camping that day

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

getting with the spirit, i think you should at least dress like a ninja that night and jump out and surprise your fellow campers...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

a ninja with glasses, a bad haircut, and a wife? no way, bro. leave the ninja garb at home.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

lol @ comments from Pat and Brian.
lol @ ian for good measure.

iwz iwz ·

oh snap.

I HAVE A BAD HAIRCUT?!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

maybe 3 out of the maybe 4 or so i've met you . . . your hair was a hair above normal. just a hair.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

also ninjas who need glasses probably drink an ancient cure-all for super-sight or whatever. orrrrr they get sweet red contacts so they can see well AND strike fear into the hearts of their enemies.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

lol

C
chuggieOG 2003 ·

ive got to get the ninjas back for atacking my family..

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

hahahahaa

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

I think I'm gonna go. I know Matt D. and Ricardo are interested, too. It's just pricey..

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Is this still happening tonight?

iwz iwz ·

Did you guys go? How was it?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

I want to know, too!

flyingfree1125 flyingfree1125OG 2001 ·

absolutely the most amazing place ever created!

iwz iwz ·
hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

see comment #27

iwz iwz ·

oh. /slap myself

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Ian, given your admitted childhood fascination with tunnels and secret passages, I would think you'd jump at the chance to go to this place. :)

iwz iwz ·

haha, yeah, that part of the restaurant sounds pretty cool. but it could end up being too "disney" if it's kinda fake

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Yeah, I'm envisioning the ninja guys from like, "Mulan" or something. I dunno.

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

did you know mulan had the first EVER disney characters with ....

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

with what?! thai's eyes?

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

ok ok i'll say it ... NIPPLES

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

oh, yeah, i remember that being a big deal. y'know? i never noticed. i always just assumed Ariel had nipples under those little sea shells.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

this was simply amazing. I loved it.

everyone should know that you don't HAVE to spend 75 or 100 bucks for a meal. You may have to spend like....20 to be satiated.

Cool atmosphere
Cool restaurant
Good food.

LOVED IT

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