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punkprincess #278 punkprincessOG 2001

so kamila...you know how you posted some of those jumping pictures at weddings a few weeks ago? we did the same thing, i was jsut looking for them but heres our pictures from our wedding. adam's uncle was our photographer. http://www.anellostudios.com/adamtina.html

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#278.1 brothermanOG 2004

Adam looks like Buddy Holly.

g.f.s.rocks #278.2 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Tina those pictures were awesome, you looked beautiful... Congrats again...

fivezero #278.3 fivezeroOG 2003

i'm not very sentimental and i don't care for foofy tradiotional weddings, but that was really, really nice. i could feel the love.

ilikebirds #277 ilikebirdsOG 2002 funny

What reply button

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#277.1 brothermanOG 2004

Your mom

originalsnob #276 originalsnobOG 2004

I totally posted human tetris last week /comments/show/328825

ilikebirds #275 ilikebirdsOG 2002

she's cute.

originalsnob #275.1 originalsnobOG 2004

Okay um... just curious what's wrong with using the reply button???
Hey what the heck let's all start doing this! WOooooooooooooooo!

ilikebirds #274 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i could go for some ham right now.

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#273 keithsmith21Est. 2007
ilikebirds #272 ilikebirdsOG 2002

serious business.

originalsnob #272.1 originalsnobOG 2004

Totally.

punkprincess #271 punkprincessOG 2001

this is the ham i made for pio skool

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#271.1 alexOG 2001

it looks like you got that ham out of an organ donor ward...and then covered it with pineapples and skewered clown noses. twisted...

punkprincess #271.1.1 punkprincessOG 2001

you used to be on my good list kelly. it was supposed to look like this:

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#271.1.1.1 alexOG 2001

aaahh...now that looks tasty!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

i hate you.

thefunkyfresh #271.1.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

hahaha

punkprincess #271.1.3 punkprincessOG 2001

now that i look at it with your "organ doner" comment...its starting to make me naucious...eww i totally does...look at the top where the bone is surrounded by fat...GROSS...

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#271.2 alexOG 2001

"i don't dig on swine."

punkprincess #271.2.1 punkprincessOG 2001

well it was the choice of a zabel.

juicymango #271.3 juicymangoOG 2003

aw i'm sure it was really good

however i hate ham

punkprincess #271.3.1 punkprincessOG 2001

i actually really like ham...for a while i stopped eating pig...but i do like it.

covered with brown sugar sauce...mmmm.

originalsnob #271.3.1.1 originalsnobOG 2004

I'm Kosher.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

youre okay to eat?

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Haha! YUCK! Oddly enough I actually have experienced fewer mosquito bites since I've been veggie guess, I'm not so tasty these days :P

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

hahahahaha

flomojopoanode #270 flomojopoanodeFounder

My girlfriend and I, and a tiny friend

flomojopoanode #270.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

I just visited her again over last weekend. Proverbs 13:12 is so true. I sent her flowers to arrive the day after I left. Purple and yellow irises and lilies.

forrestina #270.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

That's so sweet! :)

originalsnob #270.1.2 originalsnobOG 2004

That little girl is uber adorable!!! She reminds me of Dakota Fanning for some reason.

flomojopoanode #270.1.2.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

oh man, she's adorable! Her name is Sophie. Leah was a nanny for her and her older sister, and they love Leah to pieces. Therefore they had to test to see if I was good enough for their Leah. Sophie would ask me a question, and when I answered to her liking, she'd say "you're in!". If I answered poorly, she'd say, "you're out!". At the end, she finished with, "you're so in!"

So I guess I got her approval, lol.

theremin #270.1.2.2 thereminOG 2002

My initial reaction was that. But then I was like no... she looks more like Cory's little sister on Boy Meets World.. yeh, her.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Oh YEAH Morgan!

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#270.2 brothermanOG 2004

So if it ends up working out, who would move? Or has that not been discussed?

flomojopoanode #270.2.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

it's been discussed. No decisions have been made. We're going to start praying about it now, and hope that we have some clear answers by September or so.

originalsnob #270.2.1.1 originalsnobOG 2004

It's really inexpensive out there, I know some friends out there.
I don't know what field you're officially in but, the lower cost of living itself would lend a hearty hand in finding a place very easily.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

Hmm. Interesting. Leah doesn't seem to agree. They live just north of Scottsdale, which is a ritzy area, and their specific town is not really that cheap at all. I'm sure other areas near phoenix are cheaper, though.

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brothermanOG 2004

Cheap, but it's like volcano heat there. What was it like 110 a week or two ago?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

it's really not that bad. Everywhere has AC, and the heat will punch you in the face at first, but it's not like our heat. The humidity makes things so much worse. I can handle AZ heat. Piece of cake. Our heat keeps me sweating. There you hop in a pool and actually feel COLD for a while, even in the extreme heat.

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brothermanOG 2004

I actually interviewed for a job out there over the phone a few months ago. The guy told me grass is scarce. Is that accurate?

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

I saw photos for some developments out there and the landscaping was like non-exsistant but the housing was nice.

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brothermanOG 2004

That stinks. I like grass.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

very accurate

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

I LOVE Arizona heat. LOVE IT!!! it's so nice and dry.

I have friends out there .. i think the town was Avondale?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

oh, yeah? who?

punkprincess #270.3 punkprincessOG 2001

i cant wait to meet her!

flomojopoanode #270.3.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

yeah, I think you'll get along with her great. :)

She's tiny like you.

rocksupastar #270.4 rocksupastarFounder

sorry for editing this toddles, but that weird html tag thing was bothering me.

flomojopoanode #270.4.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

THANK you, I hated it too. (I'm THANKING YOU)

flomojopoanode #270.5 flomojopoanodeFounder

Leah is hot.

juicymango #270.6 juicymangoOG 2003

the little girl has a bit of the ol' crazy eye

socalgal #270.6.1 socalgalOG 2003

HAHAHAHAHA

originalsnob #270.6.2 originalsnobOG 2004

OMG!!! I totally looked at this and thought you said "a bit of the ol' lazy eye" Then I'm thinking Kam how could you!?!?!
She's just a little girl!?!?! LOL

fivezero #269 fivezeroOG 2003

theres a lil italian deli downstairs from my office. just had the most slammin' sammich. turkey, fresh mozz, peppers. i want another. now.

forrestina #269.1 forrestinaOG 2002

I consider my kitchen an Italian deli. For lunch I have leftover zuchinni (fresh from the garden) parm, but instead of parm Dad used crumbled Asiago and instead of marinara he used fresh tomatoes from our garden. And my coworker has a pb n' j. I think I saw her drool when I pulled my food out of the microwave.

fivezero #269.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

i have to go to delis

:[

forrestina #269.1.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

marry italian.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

workin' on it! got an irish/italian situation goin' on.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

This is like the best advice I've ever heard ;)

punkprincess #268 punkprincessOG 2001

HAHAHAHA this one is so funny!

forrestina #267 forrestinaOG 2002

today in service it was brutally hot...I asked if we could take a break in the shade for a few minutes and this young girl in our car starts singing "soldiers of Jah do not seek a life of ease"

fivezero #267.1 fivezeroOG 2003

this song makes me think of an indian tribal beat.

dun dundun dun

lol

tesoro #266 tesoroOG 2001

i'm having a very aggitated day. it's about nothing in particular, i just feel pissed off in general. So of course people annoy you more when you're in that mood, but when someone really IS rude, it's that much worse. I hate stupid people.

But actually, i was walking in the shopping center and this guy points to me and says "You're beautiful" so i just raised my eyebrows and was like...uhhh, okay...and he was like....you can say Thank you! and it made me smile. haha

originalsnob #266.1 originalsnobOG 2004

Awww that's so cute! You're a "regulation hottie" missy own it :P
I'm having a similar day. I'm not really pissed off but, just the weather's bumming me out like soooo much.

yay #265 yayOG 2004

So you THE STATE fans, I found a bunch of episodes avaialble on Xbox live

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#265.1 alexOG 2001

http://tv-links.co.uk/index.do/1

this website rocks. you can find tons of old tv shows (and new ones) including the state. it also has movies, and cartoons. it's sweeeeet!

socalgal #264 socalgalOG 2003

for those of you who love the ocean/surf, i stumbled across this awesome site

https://eppicsurf.com/index.php

there are some awesome shots in here...

juicymango #264.1 juicymangoOG 2003

awesome! there's this mexican place by us, totally california style (amazing fish tacos and seafood burritos) and they have all these sweet surfing posters and photos on the walls and i wanna do that in my house

socalgal #264.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

is it like wahoos?

juicymango #264.1.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

sort of? it was more like this little place in Malibu that we went to. Catalina's or something.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

I so have California fever lol! What's it like out there today??? It's so gross here right now and for the last few days. I miss blue skies and when the winter rolls around I get so bummed :(

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

its gorgeous and hot w/fresh ocean breeze.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

So fabulosa *sigh* I'll imagine I'm there on my drive to lunch. This actually made me smile THANX MI REINA!

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#263 brothermanOG 2004

So last night I went over my parent's house to do some chores. Later on we were in the living room talking, and my brother who had put down a few, was cracking a joke and he flung up his beer bottle and spilled half his beer on the crotch region of my pants.

juicymango #263.1 juicymangoOG 2003

haha

fivezero #263.2 fivezeroOG 2003

i think you're speaking of your malformed inner twin. really you really just spilled the beer on your own crotch region.

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#263.2.1 brothermanOG 2004

Haha... That's messed up.

thefunkyfresh #262 thefunkyfreshFounder

noteable quotes from the very first musings page way back when (nov 2000)

Big Bad J - "Why work, when you can just rob old women?"

bozo - OK matt, i'm thinking you should look into being a ball bearing. I hear thats a great experience and yet soothing, so they say

j_trips - Ian picks his scabs and eats them... it's the high point of his day...

hugz4u - ian is the smelliest boy ever!! smelly pit boy!!! eternity deodorant.... yum!

the funky fresh - yo man, i was just in vermont and i was like coming down the slope, and like, i hit this like jump, and i like was thinking yeah man! im the best snowboarder ever man! so i like did this misty 720 triple backflip grab and landed it perfectly, and like all these people were like waiting for me at the bottom of the mountain and they were like telling me i was the best and asking me for my AUTOGRAPH and stuff, and they like wanted me to sign a record deal, and so i did, and now im a celebrity and i'm rich and your not! HA HA HA HA I RULE!! YESSSSSSSS

dean77 - Iiiiii caaannn beeeeee anything.
rae rae - Matt is turning his own room into a gas chamber. save yourself and don't come over

rock supastar - hey matt.. lets go see if we can shovel old people driveways.. thats where the money is...
"here you go boys, and you did such a fine job too. Here you go now" DINK.. and we get a WHOLE 25 CENTS..
"gee thanks ms.'get outta the 20's, its not the depression anymore' we can go buy a whole M&M with that".... cheap old bag....

punkprincess #262.1 punkprincessOG 2001

in the yeeeeear 2000!

thefunkyfresh #262.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

haha, i forgot about this one:

slygrl911 - oh my goodness, matt is just SOOOOOOO cute!

i think that was me that created the fake name

thefunkyfresh #262.2.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

haha and

hipchick - no way silly, Mike is the hottest guy since ricky martin. Actually he is WAAAAAAY hotter!!!

(that was mike)

rocksupastar #262.2.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

hjahahhaha, dude, remember we had a huge SLEW of those fake names... i remember i created like 20 of them, finally ian banned me.

i cant remember the pw for them now.

dude... remember when we hacked hotornot... hahahahahahhaha

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

LOL is that website still around...im going to check. that was the best.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

lol that was great!

i dont think it was hotornot though, i thought it was that ratemypicture or something. we figured out that the password "fart" was a universal password with admin rights to every account, so we changed alot of the guy's profiles to say they were gay. CLASSIC

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA! are you serious that is hilAREous

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hmmm they all were like the same website... lol that was CLASSIC... me and matt took like 2 or 3 hrs that day just screwing around with peoples profiles. hahaha

juicymango #261 juicymangoOG 2003

So last night friends of ours said they are taking us out to dinner.. and we were like.. can we do it on the weekend.. and they were like NO it has to be tonight. So we're like alright.. maybe they have some big news.

Yeah they took us to see Tool at PNC. We were like 15 rows from the stage. Amazing. AMAAAAZINGGGGGG

tesoro #261.1 tesoroOG 2001

sweet! nice friends!

socalgal #261.2 socalgalOG 2003

WHUUUUT?!?! NOW WAY! you have the bestest friends ever!!

juicymango #261.2.1 juicymangoOG 2003

yeah i couldn't believe it was happening! They were like oh we're gonna go to this Italian place up in Hoboken and even naming the place and stuff. And then we start pulling into the PNC exit.. and i'm just like... NO WAY NO WAY NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and then they're like wait till you see our seats.

Oh man what a good night.

too bad i was all dressed up though like i was going out to dinner. Heels and everything haha

juicymango #261.2.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

just like last week or so we were talkin about how bummed we were we didn't get tickets.. they're such tricksters!

this was my 3rd Tool show since last May and it was the most amazing one yet. Hopefully they'll still tour in the future but this MIGHT be their last.

socalgal #261.2.1.2 socalgalOG 2003

aw man, were you uncomfortable in the heels? well the important thing is you were there!!! i've been DYING to see them!!! and are they not going to tour anymore? break-up?

seriously those are some AWESOME friends!!!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

well supposedly this last album is going to be the LAST album. But who knows with these guys.

punkprincess #260 punkprincessOG 2001

woops!

punkprincess #260.1 punkprincessOG 2001

I HATE HTML!!!!

punkprincess #259 punkprincessOG 2001

this was adam's first day in pioneer school!! Im so proud of him!!This is his seat:)

superhero #259.1 superheroOG 2004

hmm he's looking tan, like a landscaper should

socalgal #259.2 socalgalOG 2003

how cute...you're like a proud parent!

punkprincess #259.2.1 punkprincessOG 2001

....creepy....

originalsnob #258 originalsnobOG 2004

Just started pouring and in four minutes I'm out w/ out the lovely benefit of an umbrella ella eh eh =(

punkprincess #257 punkprincessOG 2001

hmmm it says i have 72 topics but i only see like 5 of them, why is that?

g.f.s.rocks #257.1 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

I see 8 of them under your name...

punkprincess #257.1.1 punkprincessOG 2001

i did say " like" 5. i didnt count before i typed. but wheres the other 64?!

theremin #256 thereminOG 2002

The Lemonheads tonight - Jenk's, Pt Pleasant

superhero #256.1 superheroOG 2004

ah jenk's good times and good views of the ocean

juicymango #255 juicymangoOG 2003

Los Angeles burger haven In-N-Out is rumored to be planning a New York debut.

YES!

forrestina #255.1 forrestinaOG 2002

awesome!! they're gonna have to learn how to make burgers super fast to survive in NY.

socalgal #255.2 socalgalOG 2003

NO WAY!!! now you guys need a wahoos!

g.f.s.rocks #255.3 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Arent they some type of Born Again or Mormon run place? I believe they are the ones who left an imprint of a scripture at the bottom of their cups, or something like that... Socalgal, clear this up if you know anything....

socalgal #255.3.1 socalgalOG 2003

In-N-Out prints discreet references to Bible verses on their paper utensils. The print is small and out of the way, and only contains the book, chapter and verse numbers, not the actual text of the passages. The practice began in the 1980s during Rich Snyder's presidency,[27] a reflection of the Christian beliefs held by the Snyder family.

* Burger and cheeseburger wrappers

Revelation 3:20—"Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear My voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with Me."[28]

* Beverage cups and antenna toppers

John 3:16—"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."[29]

* Milkshake cups

Proverbs 3:5—"Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding."[30]

* Double-Double wrapper

Nahum 1:7—"The LORD is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble; and he knoweth them that trust in him."[31]

* Paper water cups, or "R-9's"

John 14:6 —"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."[32]

g.f.s.rocks #255.3.1.1 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Awesome! Thanks Gina... I wasnt sure what it was all about and I knew I could rely on you to figure it out...

flomojopoanode #255.4 flomojopoanodeFounder

I just had an In-and-Out milkshake with my g/f over the weekend. SO GOOD!

g.f.s.rocks #255.4.1 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

You have to rub it in that you have a g/f dont you! :P

originalsnob #255.4.1.1 originalsnobOG 2004

And just what do we have here??? What are you doing floating around these parts at this hour? Hmmmmmmmm?

forrestina #254 forrestinaOG 2002

anyone know what a prayer chain is??

originalsnob #254.1 originalsnobOG 2004

Is that a literal chain? Like there's that jewelry that has a thing called a prayer box. Or did you mean 'chain' like as in an order of people? Where'd you hear it?

forrestina #254.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

I overheard someone on her cell phone say, "I'm putting you on my prayer chain."

originalsnob #254.1.1.1 originalsnobOG 2004

I looked it up. It's a praying network or circle.
When people within the circle have a particular issue they keep each other included, when members find out about other people and issues to pray about they add to it thus extending the 'chain'.

A general prayer chain is a network of individuals who will receive prayer requests and thanksgivings, forward them to the next available person in the network

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

ah makes sense in the context. thanks!

juicymango #253 juicymangoOG 2003

wow i just picked 4 cucumbers from my garden and they are MAJOR. so good.

juicymango #253.1 juicymangoOG 2003

well i'm only eating one. and it's MAYJAH. And the other ones are yet to be seen. eaten. whatevz!

tesoro #252 tesoroOG 2001

yum, i just had a nectarine that was bangaranging. sooo sweet.

originalsnob #252.1 originalsnobOG 2004

Haha! Keep em coming these are the best, I knew I liked you =D

Bangarangingadj. bang-a-wrang-ing
Ascribing the quality of extraordinary bang.
ie. "The nectarine was bangaranging."

tesoro #252.1.1 tesoroOG 2001

hahahha. fantabulous.

web-toedchloe #251 web-toedchloeOG 2001

So annoying. In the span of 10 minutes, my landlord was a total jerk to me and I turned down another full time job offer. Deep breath...

originalsnob #251.1 originalsnobOG 2004

What the flip!?! What's he giving you grief about?

web-toedchloe #251.1.1 web-toedchloeOG 2001

Get this: The UPS guy delivered something to him instead of me because I didn't answer my doorbell. First of all, the UPS guy shouldn't give the package to anyone other than the addressee, so that pisses me off. So my landlord knocks on my back door, hands me the package and says, "You gotta answer your doorbell." I think my eyes turned red. I didn't answer because I was in the bathroom. What does he care?! Let the UPS guy leave the box on my porch. Then, I moved our kitchen garbage can to the back deck because I made shrimp stock and even though I emptied the bag, the can smelled. He frowns and says, "There's not supposed to be anything on this deck." I swear, I balled my fist. I don't want to live next door to my parents. We pay our rent on time and I don't need this crap.

originalsnob #251.1.1.1 originalsnobOG 2004

It's a gloomy kind of off day all around maybe he woke up w/ his boxers in a bunch.

On the other hand w/ the job issue Frest is right on point (as usual)... you know that you're looking for a position which the schedule will allow the flexibility you need to further kingdom interests so automatically you have Jehovah's backing. Keep it in prayer and be patient which I'm sure are both things you're already doing =)

*BIG HUGS* Chin way way way up! Make sure your the schnoz is clear lol

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

:) Thanks!

forrestina #251.2 forrestinaOG 2002

I can't say anything about the landlord, but your efforts for Jehovah WILL be blessed. Take encouragement from something that just happened to me: I was supposed to work F/T here from Oct-Jan while the receptionist is on maternity leave, but the office manager told me that I can do 3 full days and 2 half. That will make service much easier during those months!

web-toedchloe #251.2.1 web-toedchloeOG 2001

I know, I have to keep saying prayers about that to myself. Satan's really making it tempting for me not to pioneer. Much more so then when I pioneered a few years ago, as a matter of fact. I can't decide if times are getting worse or if I just see the past with rose-colored glasses.

forrestina #251.2.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

The past always seems better, easier to me. I used to do service daily from 5am-8am run into homeroom for 8:15. I had school until 4:30 and then went back out in service until it got dark. How did I do that plus meetings plus personal/family study plus schoolwork?? I was 18. That's the only answer I have.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

Hahaha! My schedule was disturbingly similar. Youth and vigor, right? :)

web-toedchloe #250 web-toedchloeOG 2001

Hey Keith - did you sew that suit button? I just did one for Donovan and I absolutely hated it. It's annoying because you have to leave a space for the other side of the suit to slip in, yet the fabric can't be too thick. I wish I had better seamstress skills.

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#250.1 keithsmith21Est. 2007

Well...I bought everything to do it and realized the button was too big (about twice the size i needed) When I was telling a sister in my hall about it she felt so bad she did it for me. :-)

web-toedchloe #250.1.1 web-toedchloeOG 2001

Aww! I wish someone would offer to do mine too!

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#250.1.1.1 keithsmith21Est. 2007

Well, when you're in the middle of a divorce :( people do a lot of nice things for you.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

:( Maybe it's just cuz you're a nice guy.

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keithsmith21Est. 2007

Thanks and you're probably right...she's a good friend.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

:(

Hi Keith Smith
How are Kiera & Kayla?

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keithsmith21Est. 2007

Hello! Kera and Kayla are doing good. Who is this?

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Livy. You're my homie from way back in the Parsippany day lol!
I'm becoming bold in my old age, I actually travel accorss state borders now...I'd luv to catch up w/ both of ur sisters :)

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brothermanOG 2004

Guess I should have went to Hackettstown during mine. My old congregation is not very family oriented. The difference is noticable.

katiedid katiedidFounder

haha if by "family oriented" you mean separation/divorce central, then yes you're correct ;)

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brothermanOG 2004

Haha... Marriage is so screwed up nowadays.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Hey Keith I just found out today and I am truly, truly sorry you have to go through with this, I nearly fell when I heard and all I can say is that your in my prayers...

katiedid #250.1.2 katiedidFounder

Aw if you had told me I would have fixed it for you too! :)

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#249 brothermanOG 2004

I haven't argued with Keith or Monster, so there... :oP

juicymango #248 juicymangoOG 2003

Run your mouth when I'm not around
It's easy to achieve
You cry to weak friends that sympathize

Can you hear the violins playing your song?
Those same friends tell me your every word

Respect, walk

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#247 brothermanOG 2004

So Gina... I guess we should tell everyone about the wedding date. Hahahahahahaha....

I could do this all day.

socalgal #247.1 socalgalOG 2003

well you'll be doing it by yourself....so carry on...

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#247.1.1 brothermanOG 2004

Ah come on... A little sensitive aren't we?

socalgal #247.1.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

me sensitive? NEVER!! lol

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brothermanOG 2004

Ok, just checking. That's why you are cool.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

GINA!! IF YOU EVEN-

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brothermanOG 2004

Hey, beat it!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

if i even what?

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Dont make me explain myself... the "-" was placed there because I was to heated to finish the comment, its like how it is in the Bible, when you are so overcome by emotion you cant finish a statement you put a "-" and that will explain it...

malibu malibuOG 2001

so crazy i just learned this the other day when a sister was sharing her learning from pioneer school. in genesis when jehovah describes his dissapointment in adam and eve there's the "-". normally i'd just read over it.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

That's so powerful. It's hard to disappoint anyone in and of itself but disappointing Jehovah to such a state :(

thatdarngirl #246 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Someone has to send me John H's phone number, please.

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#246.1 brothermanOG 2004

I have it.

thatdarngirl #246.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Thanks! I swear it's not just so I can ask him what he thinks of the new Bad Religion.

On that note: calling FunkyFresh and Socal to the music forum.

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#246.1.1.1 brothermanOG 2004

I'm good for something.

flomojopoanode #246.1.1.2 flomojopoanodeFounder

oooo, ooo! I forgot! I need to hear this!

thefunkyfresh #245 thefunkyfreshFounder

finally! food is here, ahhh back to the good ol ny cheesesteak from the sandwich shoppe. mike where are you to get scott to pay for my lunch!!??

thefunkyfresh #244 thefunkyfreshFounder

did anyone hear something like public talks are only going to be 30 minutes starting in january?

socalgal #244.1 socalgalOG 2003

and would the rest go to WT study?

web-toedchloe #244.2 web-toedchloeOG 2001

Where'd you hear that?

thefunkyfresh #244.2.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

supposedly it was announced at someones mtg last night, i have no idea if it's true or not

rocksupastar #244.3 rocksupastarFounder

lol ur just hoping ur pub talk is gonna be shortened...

thefunkyfresh #244.3.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

ha! too late for that, I already gave it! but yeah that would be nice for next time.

originalsnob #244.3.1.1 originalsnobOG 2004

Oh yeah this reminds me... on Saturday me, Nicole T, and this dude ( I mean I know his name but wutevah lol) were talking about first talks and your first talk (back in English) came up. Wasn't it part of a symposium? I mean I took notes and I'm sure that my recall is accurate but, this guy was like "I was there to it was a full talk."
Nicole totally agreed w/ me not that it matters but, IT WAS TOTALLY A SYMPOSIUM WASN'T IT???? lol

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

you are correct, it was a symposium

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

g.f.s.rocks #244.4 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Yeah I heard about that... my friend from the Mahwah congregation told me about it... Im excited because my first Public talk will be the last one in the current format!

superhero #244.4.1 superheroOG 2004

oh man i have one scheduled soon now maybe i'll push it back, so I have less to talk about

thatdarngirl #244.5 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Huh..innnnteresting.

malibu #244.6 malibuOG 2001

i was just thinking. that's when the wt. changes the public/private issues so maybe these new issues are going to have much longer study articles or more indepth that we need more time for them. i dunno. i'll have to see if they say it at my meeting tomorrow.

originalsnob #243 originalsnobOG 2004

I didn't leave my bed until 8:30 this morning. It's totally one of those days I could've just laid around watched Robinhood Men in Tights stuffed my face laid around some more. ARRRRGGGGGG I don't even want to go out for lunch... maybe I'll get Indian food in Parsippany, no one works near me =(

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#243.1 brothermanOG 2004

I'm in West Caldwell, but I ate already.

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#243.1.1 brothermanOG 2004

Although I'm highly doubting anyone on here wants to eat lunch with me anyway. Haha... I should have a sign on me that says "Beware of Dan".

socalgal #243.1.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

hey bro, its what you made yourself out to be. im sure a lot of the peeps on here would be more than willing to do lunch BUT its how you come off that puts them at arms distance ya know.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

words of wisdom from souther california

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

See this and she never believes me when I tell her she's wise.

HELLO GINA GIAC thinks you're wise to I'm not dellusional here (maybe a little sleep deprived) but not dellusional lol!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

hahaha you guys are cute!!

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brothermanOG 2004

You forgot the "n" in Southern. ;oP

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

I realized that after I wrote, but couldnt change it... it was like Liv missing the other "o" on "to" she cant go back and change it...

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

SHOOT! I just saw this. Actually I tried to harass Ian into allowing limited editing capability but, alas NO DICE I really really tried people.

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brothermanOG 2004

Some people just need to realize this is a forum. There are debates in forums. And I should hope the people that truly know me aren't taking some of the things I say too seriously. Alex doesn't seem to, and him and I go at it the most.

Anything else such as sarcasm I display, hey, it's rampant on this site. So I can't be singled out for that.

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brothermanOG 2004

That being said, it may be a good thing if Ian demolishes Ezabel.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Or just restricts you from ever signing on...

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brothermanOG 2004

That's a pretty mean thing to say.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

No, the mean thing to say was for Ian to demolish Ezabel

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 g.f.s.rocks

Yeah dude =( that made me sad. Ian doesn't want to actually do that anymore than we would want him to have to. Things just need to shape up it's mostly just a nice diversion... people shouldn't take things so literally or get too serious =)

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brothermanOG 2004 g.f.s.rocks

It wasn't mean. I was being hypothetical.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

but i giggled....

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

i totally understand. i email w/you and i think you're cool. BUT you do come off as always just arrogant and argumentative. no one wants to be around someone like that. there IS joking, being sarcastic etc....hello, im the queen of sarcasm...but theres a time to use it and a time to just bite your tongue and enjoy good times ya know.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

oooooo you two "e-mail" together....

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

HA!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

HAHAHA not like THAT. but have exchanged messages. DUH

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Face it Gina... you're caught red handed!!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 g.f.s.rocks

HAHAHA ok ok you guys caught me.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 socalgal

So it seems your not so wise after all!!

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 g.f.s.rocks

What we have here is a classic BURN

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 g.f.s.rocks

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh stop.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 socalgal

Fine, I will... but just know this, Im watching you ... thats right you cant hide it anymore...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 g.f.s.rocks

HAHAHA i just pictured the whole point with the 2 fingers....eye to eye thing...you know what im talking about LOL

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 socalgal

DeNiro in Meet the Parents, luv it! Circle of trust Gina circle of trust.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 originalsnob

HAHAHA you got it!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 socalgal

Yeah! I was actually thinking the SAME THING when I was writing it... haha... "I will take you down, take you down to China Town!" ... yeah Circle of Trust Gina... once youre out, YOURE OUT!

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brothermanOG 2004 socalgal

You didn't tell them we are dating? LOL!!!!! Just kidding.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 brotherman

So now the truth is just flowing isnt it... Gina, Gina, Gina

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 g.f.s.rocks

hey before you weren't believing anything the boy said NOW you beleive him? TSK TSK

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 socalgal

HEY!! DONT BE POINTING THE FINGER BACK AT ME!! When your wrong just man up and take it Gina, groveling is so unattractive....

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 g.f.s.rocks

HAHAHAHAHAHA

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 brotherman

GEEZ what's the eZabel world coming to when you're not just bursting at the seems w/ all the juicy personal details :o

Tell us EVERYTHING! lol j/k I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball LUNCH TIME!!!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 originalsnob

Why does it always have to be about the fat kid?!

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 g.f.s.rocks

Well I think I could get away w/ saying this after the way I just gorged at the watering hole. Three full plates of food plus a Mango Lassi + Naan WOooooooooooooooo weeeeeee (slaps thigh in redneck manner) Had to slide my chair back from the steering wheel on the ride back. Now a nap would fit perfectly right about here and just wake me at 5.

katiedid katiedidFounder brotherman

she emails lot of men so sorry Dan, don't feel too special ;)

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brothermanOG 2004 katiedid

Haha... My kids make me feel special enough. Women are evil. LOL! Just kidding.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 g.f.s.rocks

maybe it would be a burn if he used YOU'RE correctly

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 juicymango

Hey, 1st off I have been correcting my you're and your's AND 2nd my IE doesnt have spell check like firefox... give me a break

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 g.f.s.rocks

i don't give out free breaks

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 juicymango

I wuz just reading this like WOW yesterday was hysterical!

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brothermanOG 2004

I'm only arrogant when it comes to baseball and music. LOL!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

yea....RIGHT! baseball, music, things that we don't know will happen in the new system (but, i guess you got some memo we missed)

you have fought with just about every.single.person on this site about random stuff.

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brothermanOG 2004

I'll tell you what a few people outside of Ezabel said when I mentioned the city thing.... "Are these people in the truth?"

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 brotherman

dude you pretty much act like what you say goes. like i said about the citys thing...i agree that its POSSIBLE that there will be none in the new system. the fact of the matter is we DONT know. and the way you portray your opionion is fact. THAT is what is so irritating. that and the fact that you type "LOL!" after every diss.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 punkprincess

LOL!

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brothermanOG 2004 punkprincess

No one came up with a reason as to why we would have them. Cities are centers of commerce. AKA.. Business centers. Do the math.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 brotherman

its the same reason why maybe we would have teletransporters or spaceships OR ANYTHING... WE DONT KNOW!

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brothermanOG 2004 punkprincess

and you are short.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 brotherman

ignore him Tina there is nothing wrong with being short...

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 brotherman

I am about to say something, that if I ever met you, i would say straight to your face. YOU ARE A FOOL. you have no concept of how to interact amicably with people and build relationships....friendly or otherwise. And whoever you spoke to about that situation are apparently fools as well, because anyone in their right mind would not be turning their own personal opinions into fact on something that the bible (or the society's publications) has not talked about...because the simple fact of the matter is that we do not know. We do not know if there will be skyscrapers, we do not know if we will eat meat, we do not know if we will drive cars. we don't know. I am pretty over you, and your ramblings. goodbye.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 tesoro

Sorry, I know there's a time and a place but, whenever anyone aside from myself uses the term FOOL I just DIE. Right now you & malibu are my heros just for bringing back a classic.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 originalsnob

haha, i always use old school terms like that. my sis-in-law makes fun of me too, because i always say "dweeb"

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 tesoro

The sad thing is Jahanna that I actually hear and see you in my mind using the word "dweeb" in conversation and what makes things worse is that it's now stuck as a "Jahanna" saying so everytime I hear it, it will remind me of you...

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

hahha, sweet. nice way to be thought of..."You're a DWEEB" awww....Jahanna..hahaha

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

do you looooooooooooooooooooooooove her?

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brothermanOG 2004 tesoro

Deep breaths...In...Out...In...Out...

There's a lot I could say to you in person, but I'd just shake your hand and say hi. I think Matt Kelly said it the best, "Don't take anything anyone says on Ezabel seriously."

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder brotherman

I NEVER SAID THAT YOUUUU JEERRRRKKK I HAAAATTTEE YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

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brothermanOG 2004 thefunkyfresh

You said it to me in person. Haha...

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 thefunkyfresh

hahaha. i'm not mad. i like having a good debate once in a while.

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brothermanOG 2004 tesoro

You see, and you lose that in the translation from thought to typed words. That's why I don't view this as real conversating, more like pointless rambling to pass the time in the day. Because I read what you wrote as if you were mad. No big deal. I took Matt Kelly 101. Haha...

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alexOG 2001 brotherman

well isreal had cities, and the israelites were Jehovah's chosen people. Jehovah gave them laws about everything back then. if populating into cities was wrong their would probably be mention of it in the bible.

i don't see why there wouldn't be cities in the new system, they just wouldn't be over-crowded like the cities that have developed on earth today. i imagine there will be perfect balance with everything in the new system, including the way the earth is populated.

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

That would mean they wouldn't resemble any kind of city we see today. Cuz lets face it, cities of today are sesspools.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 brotherman

But that'd be a good thing if they didn't resemble the cities of our time.
It'd be really awesome to go back to bartering and trade. I could just imagine "Dude Brother Suchablessing just gave me three chickens for just one busshel of apples! "

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

but what i want to know is are you as annoying off the computer.

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brothermanOG 2004

No. Divide brotherman by 100 and you get Dan Hall.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 brotherman

and there you go. the reason why ezabel might be no more.

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brothermanOG 2004 punkprincess

Well, I guess Ian sees me all the time so he can see the Jeckyl and Hyde affect.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Good question Tina... and Brotherman is that Dan Hall or Dan HILL??

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brothermanOG 2004 g.f.s.rocks

H-A-L-L

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 brotherman

Is that you???

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brothermanOG 2004 originalsnob

No. Brotherman is the devil.

thefunkyfresh #243.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

aw that sounds like a really awesome idea for today

englandkid #243.3 englandkidOG 2003

I LOVE that movie! Except I watched it recently and I couldnt believe all the inuendos that I didnt get when i was 12

superhero #243.3.1 superheroOG 2004

and that's why you weren't allowed to watch it

lord knows i tried to tell mom but you wouldn't listen

originalsnob #243.3.1.1 originalsnobOG 2004

Your mom is like THE quintessential mom :)

superhero #242 superheroOG 2004

so i'm in salt lake city for some training with HP. On the plane I sat next to a Mormon (yes, a real live mormon) and i said "Hey why don't you guys drink?" and he said "I don't know". And I said "but Jesus drank! and so did Paul! He told Timothy 'a little wine for the stomach'."

and he said - "maybe it's for health reasons.

thefunkyfresh #242.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

well at least he had a really good answer for you

superhero #242.1.1 superheroOG 2004

yeah it kept my interest. i guess their own theocratic ministry school is not working for them.

thefunkyfresh #242.1.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

lol... i remember jesse t and my sis talked to a few of them a while back and a lot of the stuff they say just didn't make sense. They said they would put things in god's hands, but then they said they would fight in wars to support their country and kill other mormons if necessary.

originalsnob #242.1.1.2 originalsnobOG 2004

I went to hospitality last summer at the Bossert and there were various experiences of how different ones learned the truth. One sister actually had been sponsored by Mormons to come to the states from South America and became a Mormon. When she was in high school witnesses called on her, she liked what she heard, investigated for herself, started studying and progressed from there. It was kind of interesting hearing things from that perspective; before then, I'd never met a brother or sister who had previously been a Mormon.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

someone on here, his mom i think used to be a mormon or studied with them or something

forrestina #242.2 forrestinaOG 2002

I work with a former Mormon. She studied with them and converted and left VERY quickly. She said certain deep dark truths only surfaced after she was baptized.

originalsnob #242.2.1 originalsnobOG 2004

Oh wow that sounds scary.

forrestina #242.3 forrestinaOG 2002

one really strange belief they hold is that you can be baptized on behalf of someone that has died.

thefunkyfresh #241 thefunkyfreshFounder

we've been debating the whole punk music thing for 4 years now

/topics/show/2754-Punk-up-the-volume

theremin #241.1 thereminOG 2002

And for the whole non-debating take...

This thread was made in 2005 /topics/show/3954-Indeependent

And there was no arguments to be found within!

Ammmmazing!

thefunkyfresh #240 thefunkyfreshFounder

one of the ads said "are you gay? take the gay quiz"

englandkid #239 englandkidOG 2003

Darn rain, I was supposed to go out in field service.....

krod #239.1 krodOG 2001

Afraid you will melt?

englandkid #239.1.1 englandkidOG 2003

no, there wont be a group

krod #239.1.1.1 krodOG 2001

You must have a congregation made of sugar.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

yea, thats what it is.

krod #238 krodOG 2001

THE KROD IS BACK BABY!

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#238.1 brothermanOG 2004

Krod? Haha... I have never seen this screen name before.

krod #238.1.1 krodOG 2001

im your worst nightmare. pretty much like every other poster on here.

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#238.1.1.1 brothermanOG 2004

Ooh! Bring it on!

krod krodOG 2001

Hmm, too easy.

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brothermanOG 2004

Yeah, I should have made you work for it. So where does Krod hail from?

krod krodOG 2001

whales

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brothermanOG 2004

I believe it's spelled "Wales". Haha... Try again.

krod krodOG 2001

You look like a whale.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 krod

HAHHAHA! i just looked like a fool chuckling at my computer at work. hahha

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brothermanOG 2004 krod

You must be Alex in disguise. Or a psychotic friend of his.

theremin thereminOG 2002

Rright. If you really were from Wales, you'd call it Cymru, let alone the spelling issue. Only the non-Welsh call it Wales ('cause Wales means foreigners). Therefore, I have strong disbelief in your self-introduced identity claim. Didn't know I anyone here knew so much about it and you'd get challenged huh? I'm actually part-Welsh. heh

krod krodOG 2001

It may take some time, but eventually you will understand.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

HAHAHAHA! thats awesome.

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#238.2 brothermanOG 2004

Krod? Haha... I have never seen this screen name before.

krod #238.2.1 krodOG 2001

are you nervous about the krod? is that why you double post?

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#238.2.1.1 brothermanOG 2004

The excitement of your screen name caused me to double click.

thefunkyfresh #238.3 thefunkyfreshFounder

i know your secret identity, krod...

krod #238.3.1 krodOG 2001

I know you do fresh. But you better keep your mouth shut....or else.

g.f.s.rocks #238.3.1.1 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Youre a dorK, K-rod...

originalsnob #238.3.1.2 originalsnobOG 2004

This is pretty funny it's like the same conversation years later.

/comments/show/86813

g.f.s.rocks #238.3.1.3 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Hey Krod, I like this one better:

tesoro #238.4 tesoroOG 2001

KROD! hahhaha how are you doing? ya know who i really miss? KEEG! good ol' keeg.

g.f.s.rocks #238.4.1 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

You guys are YAG...

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#237 brothermanOG 2004

Good talk tonight JP. You have the Elvis hip thing going though. It was very entertaining. LOL! Just kidding.

juicymango #236 juicymangoOG 2003

i took engagement photos for this couple.. sigh.. the groom-to-be is shipping off to Iraq in two days.... will be gone for months... and this makes me so upset and sad especially looking at their photos .. they are so cute together.. and now.. he has to go to war. blah. Oh and he was only home from Iraq for 2 weeks. ugh. just so upsetting :(

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#235 brothermanOG 2004

I need to see more bride pics Juicy. Stat! Haha...

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#235.1 brothermanOG 2004

This time I'd like to see brides jello wrestling. LOL!

juicymango #235.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

ohh that is a great idea!!!

hahahaha

juicymango #235.2 juicymangoOG 2003

here watch teh video on this guy's blog. it's from the atlantic city thing.
http://videothatlives.blogspot.com/2007/07/july-13th-trash-dress.html

punkprincess #235.2.1 punkprincessOG 2001

did i see the back of your head in it?

thefunkyfresh #234 thefunkyfreshFounder

anybody got any ideas for a bride, stepfather dance song?

juicymango #234.1 juicymangoOG 2003

lindsay lohan?

Daughter to father, daughter to father
I don't know you, but I still want to
Daughter to father, daughter to father
Tell me the truth, did you ever love me
Cause these are, these are
The confessions of a broken heart

haha

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#233 alexOG 2001

funniest word in this weeks bible reading: "swaddled"...haha. sounds like pirate lingo..."shiver me timbers, matey's! we're bein' swaddled on the poop deck!"

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#233.1 brothermanOG 2004

Been watching a little too much Spongebob I see. HAha...

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#233.1.1 alexOG 2001

i love that show! spongebob is classic.

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#233.1.1.1 brothermanOG 2004

Yeah, I know every show by heart.

tesoro #233.2 tesoroOG 2001

I felt like a 14 year old at the meeting last night. Me, Austin & my sister-in-law were sitting in the second row, and during the bible reading whenever they said "naked or nude or breast" my sis kept nudging me. Under normal circumstances this would have not been funny, however since i was sitting in the front i felt the pressure NOT to laugh, therefore it was funny. (do i make sense? maybe only to me)

thefunkyfresh #233.2.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

no i know what u mean, that is very funny to me

punkprincess #233.2.2 punkprincessOG 2001

HAHAHAHA! remember the bible insident?

tesoro #233.2.2.1 tesoroOG 2001

HAHAHA! all i wrote on my WT was...."NO!" hahahhahah so stinkin funny. (i am smiling like a lunatic at my computer)

forrestina #233.3 forrestinaOG 2002

a little boy who's about 7 did the reading. why does that always happen?? anyway, he's from russia and he's just learning english. i was trying so hard not to laugh. he said nud-ness and brists.

juicymango #232 juicymangoOG 2003

Let's try this again

BADFISH
Fri 8/03/07
Surf Club
Ortley Beach, NJ
$15 Tickets
$20 for under 21

fivezero #232.1 fivezeroOG 2003

it's done. i'm bringing a buncha knuckleheads too.

superhero #232.2 superheroOG 2004

hm i think i can come to this

juicymango #231 juicymangoOG 2003

socalgal #231.1 socalgalOG 2003

hahha i watched her special last night on TV and she's actually funny. i dont know if her sincerity was an act but she seemed pretty genuine. i fell in love...lol

juicymango #231.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

yeah i think she is hilarious.. i love when people make fun of themselves like that. "i can't be seen eating" lol.

socalgal #231.1.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

HAHAHA yeah that cracked me up....esp when she's like "ok i cant smile, i have to put on the mean face" lol

punkprincess #231.1.2 punkprincessOG 2001

really? it seemed so fake to me. it was like she was told "say this" and "say that" i dont think shes actually that real.

juicymango #231.1.2.1 juicymangoOG 2003

yeah but she still "acted" to make fun of herself which is pretty amazing haha... she just always seems so serious. It's cool to see that she's so not. She's so MAJOR.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

i guess, i just think it was all major PR...haha major

and i hate that she made her new assistant feel dumb. poor girl just wants to beckam action.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

either way she was totally entertaining.

i felt bad for her assistant but you have to admit she was kinda dumb in just asking right away "so am i going to assist david?" lol

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

It was funny when she was just happy not to bounce the ball to home plate. I thought it was even funnier when tommy lasorda was like, whats her name?? And she tells him very proudly that she didnt bounce the ball...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

hahaha yeah. i thought that was cute. i think when she was this those older rich ladies, was so funny...getting them drunk and everything. her expressions were classic.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Yeah, I didnt see much of the special just the final part when she goes to the little league team and asks them to help her understand baseball and the kid asked why she was wearing heels haha

fivezero #231.2 fivezeroOG 2003

i love those weird cat pics this is based on! "i can has cheezburger?" is my favorite.

juicymango #231.2.1 juicymangoOG 2003

yeah lolcats. I love them.

juicymango #231.3 juicymangoOG 2003

i can for real look at this all day, hahahaah http://icanhascheezburger.com/

ilikebirds #230 ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea toshiba laptops and their support is disgusting.

Dell laptops are disgusting too .. but their support is amazing.
ALWAYS USE Their chat tech support. When chatting it's so much easier.. and the tech support people are lazy.. so they'll just send you new parts.

tesoro #229 tesoroOG 2001

World's Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "will you marry me?' The girl said "NO" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with her friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and purses, stayed skinny and was never farted on.

THE END

hahahhahahaha

thefunkyfresh #229.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

you forgot the part about what happened after she maxed out all her credit cards, realized she didn't have a job, and went to jail for tax evasion because she didn't know she had to pay taxes and stuff

tesoro #229.1.1 tesoroOG 2001

HAHA! yeaaaa...not true of all women, but true of me. i need someone to keep me in check. :) (But most guys need that too!)

originalsnob #229.1.1.1 originalsnobOG 2004

This cracked me up! I have no credit cards or debt but, maybe I could work on my cooking skills. It's hilarious that most guys I know could whip me in the kitchen. sNoB being put in check: "Wife your cooking skills DOWN IN THE GUTTER rectify immediately...that is all."

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

either you marry rich so you can hire someone to cook for you OR you marry a guy that can cook! LOL

one of my good friends, her hubby LOVES cooking and she hates it, so they have a deal, he cooks, she cleans up the mess. they've been married 10 years and it totally works. lol *he cooks SO good too

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

It's scary how well this would work.
Actually I want to learn to be a decent cook but, should I fail in this respect...I actually LUV cleaning (ridiculously so bordering OCD) so this would be a GREAT compromise HA!
See this Gina you're indispensable better than like, American Express Don't leave home without you and I never do all I have to do is press G in my phone & *POOF* INSTANT WISDOM =P

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

i will teach you how to cook!! Tell Talina she should have a Pampered Chef party and you will learn!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

i have a couple friends who there husband does ALL of the cooking and cleaning plus has full time jobs.

not my ideal, but im sure its theirs!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

yeah i couldn't let my hubby do the cleaning, if he wants to help GREAT. but i like things JUST so AND im old school....i feel its my place to do that. now cooking...same thing if he wants to and is a good cook...have at it! LOL

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

well not that i think that its MY place or HIS place to do anything, i just feel like its give & take. having your husband do everything is well.....lazy. haha well not if you do just as much work outside. i guess i dont know their whole situation. no judging :)

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

im just old school like that :P but yeah i see your point...i'd think the wife was lazy if he did everything.

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