Why is Aviator so hot?
by Well the answer is Aviator got his hotness when he was about 15 years old. He started working out pumping up his muscles. Then he started listening to some hot music such as MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, The Fat Boys, TLC, Salt N Pepa, Jamiroquai, Boys II Men, Robyn, Wu Tang Clan and The Fugees. All the ladies were like heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy and it was all good. Then this stud Aviator whipped out his baby picture of him sitting in a truck tire and all the girls were like awwwww so cute. Then the aviator got a little older and got into some serious heavy metal acts such as Christina Aguilera, Selena, Rick James, Will Smith, Shaquille O'Neal, Debbie Gibson, Ricky Martin, Ella Fitzgerald and of course Shakira. I mean I was seriously headbanging to Wherever whenever. Then I got my tricked out ride fo sizzle shizzo. I got my 1988 Chevy Caprice painted Lipstick Red. Then I got the dubs all hot putting 26' rims on it and of course got the lowrida installment. Why I'de be bouncin down the road and all the ladies would be going "Pretty Fly for a White Guy." Not only was this happening but then I got me some bling bling buying a 30 pound gold necklace from Run DMC that they had back in 1987. All the ladies thought I was the white version of Mr T. Take my word for it, that its not easy being famous.
Yours Truly
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...and confused. So where does ghey 80's hair metal fit in here?
haha actually was thinking about that song I wanna Rock by Twisted Sister and I can't get it out of my head. The music video is so hilarious and I can't stop thinking about it.
