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iwz by iwz · Sep 13, 2006 · 10,857 views · ·

For reals! YES

What's up homies. It seems like some of you out there are still using Internet Explorer. You reaally reaaaally need to switch over to Firefox www.getfirefox.com. It's a much safer browser to use, and it has TABS for great justice! Seriously, I want to see the 49% of you that are on IE switch over to Firefox by next week. Fersure.

Also, for anyone who hasn't seen the few pictures I took of Brandon and Jamie's wedding, here's the link:
http://picasaweb.google.com/ianzabel/BrandonAndJamieSWeddingSeptember4th2006

I probably won't be putting these up in the eZabel Pictures section anytime soon, so that's all you're getting from me.

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juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

today we were at the mall and we saw a husky puppy at the petstore - i would never buy an animal from a petstore and further support puppy mills and evil people, but this puppy was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute and so much fun we played with him for like a half hour

and yeah we're definitely getting a husky pup soon.. in the next few months :) hopefully!

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monsterEst. 2006 ·

I have a problem...

These guiltless size, extra creamy, delectable little morsels.

(2kg bags from Costco)

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

I know of a nice 12 step program......

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

So I have to post a cute story about our new dog.....

I go into Tyler's room this morning to get something, and he's still asleep, and the room is totally dark, except for the hall light shining in.
I look at the bed, and sitting up, with the sheet over most of him, just his face peeking out, is our new dog, just looking at me like, "Hey."
He has this habit of going into Tyler's room every morning and curling up with him until Tyler wakes up....it's absolutely adorable.
I like the new dog, hahaha.

iwz iwz ·

mikayla may be getting a dog at some point, but NO DOGS ARE EVER SLEEPING IN MY BED

NO

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Yeah, I'm with you....I'll let this go on a little longer till doggie gets comfortable enough to get yelled at, hahaha.

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gizmoEst. 2006 ·

My kitties have been sleeping with me pretty much since they have been strong enough to climb onto my bed. I have so not been getting enough sleep these past few weeks becasue of it.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Tomorrow is Three Floors of Ska at the Knitting Factory NYC.

Toasters headline at 12midnight, should be good times.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

holy long posts catwoman.. someone sum up whats going on here..
i cant read stuff more than a sentence or 2

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

It's holy long posts BATMAN! Get it right!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

NO you're wrong.
See.. I"M Batman.. and i'm saying TO CATWOMAN it's a long post.
See i like girls.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

GAYLORD!!!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

My fatty guilty pleasure--crispy chicken sandwich from BK.

iwz iwz ·

IT'S ALIVE

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

What?

iwz iwz ·

eZabel

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

You sure about that? It's been pretty dead lately minus the events of this morning.

Or did you add a cool feature?

iwz iwz ·

It's been pretty dead lately minus the events of this morning.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

i just got the crap scared outta me to where i screamed! HAHAHAHA one of my co-workers had some witch mask on and he was creeping around and popped his head over my cubicle with this scary witch mask and i happened to look up at the same time and SCREAMED! lol

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ·

oh man...I hate being scared. I used to LOVE doing it to people, but now EVERY day, at least one of the guys here jumps out and scares me and now my nerves are on edge, and I don't find it amusing anymore...jerks :)

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

well i guess mine is payback cause i'm always scare some of the guys...i like hearing em scream like girls. HAHAHA so it goes back and forth...only today i screamed REALLY loud. lol

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

UGH i smell like ive been sitting at a bonfire at the beach. LOL we're having fires in the desert and the smell is traveling to here and into the office. bleck

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

I think Superman should have let Lex Luthor sink CA into the Pacific. haha...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

awww i'd love that! then i can be a mermaid! LOL

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rocksupastarFounder ·

arent mermaids supposed to just be quiet and look pretty and swim around? I dont know if you could pull that off...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

um are you talking about yourself again? awwww they have medication for that stuff.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Right up until bleck, this sounded like so much fun, very much a Livy friendly activity. I luv just hanging out but, a bon fire is so cozy...the ocean air must be amazing!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

oh yeah i love a good bonfire at the beach but when i'm at work and it smells like the worst part of the fire...its gross.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Donovan got me this really cool turntable as an anniversary gift. I was all jazzed to play my old Pink Floyd vinyl and my 7 inches, but for some reason, he couldn't get it to work. :( Nevertheless, does anyone know of any cool record stores?

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

there is an EXCELLENT one in Westwood, that Lauren and I went to recently. There's also a really really good one in Hoboken, that Lauren bought about 3 or 4 records from a couple of weeks ago. I will have to check on the name of that one for you

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

recent record purchases we have made include

sublime - sublime - complete with picture of Lou-Dog (SOOO COOL)
Morrison Hotel

I am looking for any Red Hot Chili Peppers albums ...

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Nice! Westwood is right next to my brother and sister-in-law, so I could totally stop by the next time I visit. Thanks!

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

who are they? witnesses?

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

I'm late on this cuz I left sick from work on Friday, but my bro and sis in law aren't witnesses.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

is it Tunes on Washington?

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

hmm i think so it's not on broadway ... it's across from the gap, i believe

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

hmm i don't think there's a gap over there. different shop then...

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

I would like to buy you another turntable.....and a microphone. :)

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

I just had the biggest scare on my drive home.

This little girl was crossing the street in front of me while I was stopped at the light;she stopped and looked my way and I smiled to let her know she could go...

No sooner had I given her the go ahead then this huge Expedition come barreling towards her so I grabbed my chest 'cause there was no way for me to warn her. I thought of beeping but, I thought that would have startled her INTO the oncoming vehicle.

Fortunately the woman driving the truck saw my face and heard the mother of the girl shouting from the car across the street. She barely missed her (actually grazed the arm of her sweatshirt) the breaks even screeched to a halt.

WHEW- I cannot have children they'll give me a heart attack =P

yay yayOG 2004 ·

For those of you who like finger pick style guitar, Antoine Dufour has a really great album out I just bought, here he is playing some songs
http://youtube.com/results?search_query=antoine+dufour&search=Search

yay yayOG 2004 ·

especially development, insane finger work

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

WOW

LOVE it!

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

So, all you east-coasters.....humor me, because I miss it.
Does it smell like "fall" out there?

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

It smells like car exhaust.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

It actually had the snow smell out today.

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

i love fall! nothing like a scenic drive down a tight, winding road while leaves go everywhere, just the wake of exhaust fumes as you go by ...

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alexOG 2001 ·

i love fall. it's my favorite season (cause it's football season). and the weather is AMAZING!!! not too hot, not too cold...juuust right. it's the perfect season. the only thing that sucks about is all the stupid leaves. there pretty and all...until they fall off the dang trees, and you have to rake them all up.

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Ever have one of those annoying coworkers who doesn't know how to check their life drama at the door? And who NEVER...STOPS...TALKING????

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

pot, kettle.... N/M

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Excuse me?

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

i believe we already went over this topic, however not much was resolved in discussing it.

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Are you trying to say I'm annoying and talk about life drama?
Pretty rude thing to say about someone you've never met.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

I'll beat him for you. Some people have no clue how hard life can really be, and that some people need to talk about it to relieve stress.

Get a clue Magnum P.I.!! (kidding of course)

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

kiersten ... as a mod, i feel like i should step in here.

i like you. i like your family. You use ezabel as a kind of rant/venting outlet at times, which is ok. Other people do that too. You sometimes, though, do that a lot. This is a public site, where a lot of people lurk without making usernames, and read things about you and your family. We tend to discourage people giving too many details, because in this world, there are just too many creepy people out there.

Make sense, kinda?

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Well...I think Ian has some work to do then. He should change it so that only people who are logged in can read anything. But that would require some work on his part and he has a ton to do on this site as it is. Haha... I love ya Ian!

I think everyone just needs to suck it up and deal with it. You don't like something someone posted, then don't reply.

iwz iwz ·

I've thought about doing this. I'm undecided. I really don't want to do it that way tho. And if it ever does come to that, I'd rather just shut the site down completely.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Maybe you should make users answer some questions, so as to keep out weirdos. Like maybe, "What is the bible reading for the week?" or "What congregation does Ian Zabel belong to?". LOL!

iwz iwz · brotherman

Well, this is not a JW website, I hope that is clear. This is a completely public website with visitors that are not Witnesses.

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brothermanOG 2004 · iwz

No wonder the Force is out of balance!! LOL!

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Private = Email
Public = Website

Word.

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brothermanOG 2004 · web-toedchloe

such drama....

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 · brotherman

How is that dramatic?

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brothermanOG 2004 · web-toedchloe

Not what you said, just this whole topic in general.

iwz iwz ·

SpecialK knows that some people that she knows read this site because she's been burned in the past. So I think she's already cut back on the details she gives.

magnum just likes to stir up trouble. like posting videos of cats being harmed and stuff. he's like the poor man's Aviator

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Where's Higgins when you need him...

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

ahhh aviator ... what a loser

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

I do have something to say on all this, but I don't have time to type it right now.....I'll respond in a bit to all of this....

specialk specialkOG 2003 informative ·

Ok, by now I get it, that I talk a lot, and give a lot of details. For some of you who know me well, and have spent time with me in person, you know that is just me…I do it face to face as well….it's just a part of my personality, and yes, I have been working on it a lot.
What I'm not sure many of you understand is, exactly what it feels like to live in an area where you don't really have any close friends, and the people you feel closest to, who seem to "get" you the best, live hundreds of miles away, and you only get to talk to them online, and maybe see them once every couple of years.
And so you vent…..because you think that, because these people "get" you, then they will, if nothing else, be there for you if you need to talk. But very few people really offer, and so you think that if you vent, you'll at least feel better.
Yes, as Ian said, I've been burned in the past, and it caused some serious problems….I've since learned from my mistakes. But as far as information goes, while it may not be smart to post as much information as I do, it's still MY info to post…..and I consider it a good thing that I feel comfortable enough with all of you to share that stuff. I consider the majority of you my friends, and I love you all very much.
I'm not posting anything, at least in my mind, that offends or hurts people….a majority of what I post is just random thoughts I have throughout the day, frustrations I have that I want to share, and the occasional concern. I'm not trying to have a "Keirsten Pity Party" here….I know everyone has rough times they go through, and life sucks sometimes. I know that all too well. But put yourself in my shoes for even one minute….and try to understand all the stress I've been going through for however long, some of which many of you have no idea about, because I've felt it was too personal to share (imagine that….me? Not sharing info? :) )
I love you all dearly, and appreciate the feedback…I'm not angry with anyone, because you're all entitled to your opinions. And I am sorry if anything I hae ever said has come across annoying, boring, offensive, rambling….you get the picture. And yes, I have always been aware this is a public site….and I will continue to keep that in mind.

I just wanted to let you guys know where I'm coming from on this, why I do what I do, etc. Maybe eventually it will help you have a better understanding of who I am, because I really want to continue to understand who all of you are.

*And thank you to those who already "get" me…..you are very much loved and appreciated.*

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

You can talk to me anytime Kiersten. I think some just haven't experienced enough in life to have an appreciation for you and what you have gone through. There are a few of us who know what it's like. ;o)

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 · brotherman

i wholeheartedly agree with you on this broman. life is tough and some peeps just dont get it. Im here for you also K, you can vent away, you got all my #'s.

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gizmoEst. 2006 · brotherman

Ditto. I haven't gone through anything anywhere near as bad as what you guys have gone through and I vent all the time. Like K said, life sucks, and the only things that make it bearable are God and good friends.

specialk specialkOG 2003 · brotherman

Thank you to those who have posted the kind words....I really do appreciate it, and it makes me so glad to know that, regardless of the distance between all of us, you guys are there for me. :)
*HUGS*

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rocksupastarFounder ·

good post!!! (yeah i modded it cause i liked it so much K)

What people have to realize is, if you somehow missed it from ian cramming it in every chance he gets... This is a public website, anybody with a computer and internet can log in and read up on whats going on in our daily lives. It is NOT a JW website, we dont prevent ANYONE from logging in and reading everything.

I think everyone here understands that, in posting on here, you are accepting that you are letting BAZZILLIONS of people in on your life or atleast what you post about... (yes.. thats how many hits eZabel has... PER DAY! lol)

If I want to vent about how NOBODY HAS GOTTEN ME ANY TACO BELL IN LIKE MONTHS NOW... so be it... But I also have to realize that im opening myself up to the fat jokes, or unhealthy comments, OR the plain just no responses i normally get, lol.

I also want to comment on something that i have noticed... We dont have much drama anymore... I mean, believe me... ive been TRYING to start some... and you guys DONT GIVE ME ANYTHING TO WORK WITH! I think thats really awesome, I think it really shows that everyone is being loving, caring and all that other mushy stuff. Which is really nice... even if it is boring for me at 7 oclock on a friday night at work.

Overall, SpecialK id miss ya if you didnt post your little complaints/vents during the day... SO DONT GO A CHANGING ON ME

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 · rocksupastar

Did you just quote Billy Joel? The tacos have gone to your brain.

specialk specialkOG 2003 · rocksupastar

I want to hug you right about now Mike.....and yes, I will give you some Taco Bell. Place your order, it'll be there by lunchtime.
*Thank you* :)

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brothermanOG 2004 · specialk

He's a bit squishy to the touch. Just a forewarning. HAhahaha....

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brothermanOG 2004 · rocksupastar

We could start some drama in the Music forum. I only need to say punk rock sucks and the vultures will come out. LOL!

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

what it feels like to live in an area where you don't really have any close friends, and the people you feel closest to, who seem to "get" you the best, live hundreds of miles away, and you only get to talk to them online

I'm soooo very late but (what else is new lol) I really appreciated this,
But very few people really offer, and so you think that if you vent, you'll at least feel better.

Although you didn't get my last ez msg or my email rXXXXXXX8@hotmail I'm offering and the offer has no expiration date.

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

What i am saying is you need to learn how to use the internet. Email/AIM conversations are private, this isn't. I don't see why you feel the need to tell the whole world your business. This is a public website not private. Just because you have a few friends here doesn't mean the whole world can't read it. How about when your kids get older and their friends find their way here and start reading about all their child hood problems or "cute" storys?

Ezabel is a place to talk to friends and have fun. If i have to rant or a personal problem i talk to someone on the phone not broadcast my life openly on the internet. But hey keep doing it, its not my life. But when you say something i think is funny, don't get mad that i comment on it since you are posting publicly and inviting anyone to comment on your life nice or not.

Good talking to you Keirsten!

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Magnum, I don't know you, and you don't know me. I'm not sure why you are so intent on being rude to me, but if you dislike me so much and what I have to say, why are you so concerned with my life and that of my child?
And if you are so "internet concious" yourself, why not EZ message me this information, instead of posting it for all to see? Yeah, I know I post my information, but why do you care so much? You seem to be the only one.
Bottom line....my information is exactly that. I don't expect you to understand, nor do I really care if you do, at this point. If Ezabel is a place to have fun and talk to friends, why do you keep initiating drama? It's really not neccessary, and I don't see why, if you don't like something I say, you can't control yourself and just ignore it. Not every single one of my posts requires a comment....yeah, you can if you want to, but no one really wants to hear mean and hateful words. Where's the love we're all supposed to show for one another?
You were right about one thing though....it isn't your life....so please don't intrude upon mine, if you're going to be rude and have nothing nice to say.

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

I have never commented before on your posts. And I am not intruding on your life, this is plain as day for all to see and very much public. I am not being rude, just stating facts. But the point obviously went right over your head. Have a nice day.

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

They may be facts, but you are stating them in a rude manner, whether you realize it or not. And while it may be plain as day for all to see, it's still commenting on something involving me, therefore you are involving yourself in my life....view it as you want though.
And no, I caught your point very well....I just don't really think you're quite on point with the things you are saying.
Though I suppose on this issue, we'll just agree to disagree.

Enjoy your day as well.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

i have one! she feels the need to tell me EVERYTHING in her life...and i do mean EVERYTHING. SOOOOO annoying

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Sooooo.....tired......

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

falling....asleep....in....cubicle.....

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

also....sore....need....massage....

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Alex....is....gay....

iwz iwz ·

i'm guessing you're having dreams of alex at this point

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Shhh....he's sleeping. Let him dream a little longer, hahaha.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

(Snore)....Wuh? What happened? Oh... I dreamt Alex was the first person on line to get a gay marriage license in NJ. Mike was his partner. I was the guy throwing tomatoes at them.

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Or were you throwing tomatoes out of jealousy....hmmmmmm.....:)

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Well you know....Mike is extremely hot....

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Got 3 hours of sleep last night AND my personal trainer (yeah, that's right, I got one of dem...) kicked my butt....beat THAT sucka!!

Hahah....j/k...HUGS!! :)

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

I eat personal trainers for breakfast. ;oP

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Mine's a cute petite girl....and she'd whoop your bootay, hahaha.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

No temptation please... Petite girls are my kryptonite. LOL!

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Mine's a cute petite girl....and she'd whoop your bootay, hahaha.

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chuggieOG 2003 ·

i wish i could have got your personal trainer last night too - oooooooooooooooooooooo

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monsterEst. 2006 ·

Move it to macking forum

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Why is it so hard to find a parade quality / mascot GUMBY costume..

I mean seriously. I'm willing to spend 350 bucks on this sweetness and it's nowhere to be found online...Because this jerk bought it up!!! arghhh

http://cgi.ebay.com/GUMBY-Halloween-Costume-PARADE-QUALITY_W0QQitemZ280041644322QQihZ018QQcategoryZ19255QQcmdZViewItem

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

And no i'm not buying it for halloween. I'm buying it for Mondays, Tuesdays, Wendsdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and sundays if i have time.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

so Chris picked me up the new Killers CD

it is ENJOYABLE

i recommend

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

4 years ago today, yay and juicymango were pronounced husband and wife, and he kissed the bride, hahaha

:)

iwz iwz ·

happy anniversary!

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Yea! You look so pretty!

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alexOG 2001 ·

i know, what happened?

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

I should post the pic my grandmother has of you when you were a little squirt. hahaha....

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chuggieOG 2003 ·

well he can't always wear a suit, but i think he's gotten prettier with age...

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chuggieOG 2003 ·

lucky bastard

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

you look so pretty! seriously you 2 are he best looking couple ever!!! you 2 def compliment each other!!!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

hahah thanks all pleeease stop with the compliments haha i'm turning red

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

i wanted to post a larger photo but i can't find my CD of pics... yeahhhhhh

yay yayOG 2004 ·

thanks everyone :)

yay yayOG 2004 ·

it took almost four years to find out she has the best mexican one dish on the planet, even better than moms (sssshhhshshshsshshsshhhh)

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

i watched this movie the other day, and the guy in it looked exactly like chris harris. the movie was ... i can't remember

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

um was it Meet Joe Black and the actor was Brad Pitt? i knew it. hahaha

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

happy anniversary charrises love you guys!

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Happy Anniversary guys!!! :)

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

I saw this at work earlier congrats!!!

*thanks 4 making a young girl cry lol

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

I looooove the fact that i'm wearing a strapless shirt, flip flops and jeans at the end of october. they're expecting it to be in the 90's today!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

jerk!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

awww love you too frest!!! :P

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

haha i'm wearing a sweater and courdoroy pants tucked into boots

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

I miss fall clothes.....:(

I live in the desert. :(

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

aww my friends got me an ice cream cake last night that said we'll miss you freste and sessa (another friend that is moving away). so sweet!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

OMG i LOOOOOOOOVE ice cream cakes. SOOOO yum!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

VJ is moving??? where too

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

GFS, provide details, stat!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

ha look at me being the media and blowing up her spot on ezabel...she's moving to maine.

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

boooo ... why must anyone leave NJ

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

sorry my poopies

OH MAN CLASSIC

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Speaking of poopies....Emily failed to wipe her butt yesterday at school. She got in my car when I picked her and Jake up and what ensued was the worst smell you could ever imagine coming from a 5 year old. We got home and I stripped her to find a chunk in her underwear. Yuck! Blah.......

iwz iwz ·

SORRY MY POOPIES

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

lauren and i just got back from London Tuesday night ... very tired. Very jet-lagged. I think we have maybe seen the entire country.

I took my Cyd plush figure (from Ice Age) and took pictures of him in the pub, on the plane, on the London Eye, etc. It was sweet!

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Nnice. Can you show me the London Eye pictures please?

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Today was the pits.....

Had to help a poor old man in a wheelchair, who needed his vitals taken. Poor guy lost his pants when he stood up to get his weight taken. And he couldn't pull them up himself, because he only had one leg, and had to hold onto the scale with both hands to keep from falling. Annnnnnnd, his almost full catheter kept getting in the way. Sooooo, gross.

Then, this guy went into his appointment with one of our doctors, and left his wife waiting in the lobby. About an hour later, as he and the doctor are finishing up, the doctor calls me, asking for the wife. So I go page her....a lot. Every 5 minutes over the course of the next 20 minutes.
Then I find out, the wife has dymentia.....greaaaaaaat.
So, even though I was literally walking out the door when the doc called me, I spent the next 45 minutes calling security to review the tapes, and running all over the 4 very large floors of the building, checking every bathroom, nook and cranny all along the way.
We finally find her, but in the process, I found myself having a HUUUUGE desire to kick my female co-worker in the head....THAT is another story all in itself.

iwz iwz ·

wow, ted koppel really is getting old

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh man, that was TOO funny!! :)

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

hush pretty baby.
Don't you cry,

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monsterEst. 2006 ·

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Heya... any mod wanna fix this dangling italic..

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chuggieOG 2003 ·

nooooooo now zee hole paige eeees italick

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

I HATE today!!!!! >:(

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

YAY my connection keeps dropping me this is soooo HOT!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·
thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

wow...

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Geez...They're allowing same sex marriage in NJ now. Yuck!!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

what's next?! perhaps man-goat marriage

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

yea i know right. same hot babe marriages are RARE.
whats the point of one being manly.. i mean ... seriously.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

HI JAMIE! I SEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU yes stop picking your nose

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rocksupastarFounder ·

Pennsylvania SUCKS

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

True dat!

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

It especially sucks, because my ex-wife lives there. And soon Florida will suck when she moves there. LOL!

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monsterEst. 2006 ·

I spent a week there one day!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

ok so this cracked me up and SOOOO true:
WHY LATINOS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS....
1. 8:45 am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
10.We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

LOL OMG!!! This is exactly what I needed right now, one star I find true more than one VERY TRUE.

*Pretty people on the plane distract us.

** We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

***We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

the talking with the hands busted me up! its jsut SOOO true. when i'm driving and i'm on my cell i'm using hand gestures...LOL

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

The husband of this really sweet older sister in my hall died last week. :(** She lives across the street from me, so I thought I'd make her a lasagna and bring it over tonight. I hate that there's nothing you can really do or say to make someone feel better in that type of situation. :(

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

TE HE watchin' BOY MEETS WORLD on you tube RYDER STRONG!!!

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Maitland Ward. Now she's pretty.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Who was she??? I know Danielle Fishel aka Topanga but, that's cause I like adored her flippy hair.

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Maitland's the real tall one with red hair and came on the show in the college years and was roommates with Jack and Eric for awhile before rooming with the girls I think.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

her mother's in puerto rico they talk for hours every day
she's always on the internet
watching TV night and day

HOW does this girl have ANY time for ANYTHING? she's on the phone for HOURS.. on the internet ALWAYS.. and watches TV NIGHT AND DAY! DOES SHE WORK?!?! DOES SHE DO ANYTHING?!?!?

(haha.. OK Cable commercial)

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

has anyone ever used those services online like telephone wise but you just call email adresses and its totally free? my friend in spain just sent me one but i'm wary of it. any help?

iwz iwz ·

can you please rephrase that? haha i'm having trouble understanding it

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

programs that you download onto your computer that works like a telephone service. you call people's emails and you can talk. but its free cuz its through the internet. i've heard of it before but i'm not really farmiliar with it.

iwz iwz ·

so in order to listen to the voice message from your spanish friend, you have to install some software or something? and that's what you're worried about? what type of file is the attachment?

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

no its not like messages it more like an actual telephone. it meantions that you can use it to call real telephone numbers but that charges you $ cuz it uses telephone lines and not already paid for internet lines. it says that it wont cost any $ to use it just for email addresses but i'm worried about getting hit with some charge somewhere. and its a complete program like windows not a file attatched.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Telephony is an older technology - is that what you're talking about? You may want to call your isp to see if they charge extra for that.

iwz iwz ·

what's the name of the software?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Skype is free if you're calling other skype users.

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monsterEst. 2006 ·

Which one J? Skype? If it is you'll love it!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Everyone in Switzerland was using different programs like this and my one prof (who is French) was talking about how great Skype.

Yahoo has one but I think Skype is the best, it's what most of the people over there were using.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 funny ·

My motivation for doing schoolwork this semester is like -54647.

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Mine's less.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

can't stop listening to that new Lily allen song.

catchy

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

ha dlisted

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

nope durdened

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

yeah just saw that, dang

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

funny that i never heard her name before and now she's all over the place for making comments about hating Parasite Hilton and other annoying *starlets*

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

she's fun! which song?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

littlest things ?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·
flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

bump!

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

No no, not bump, I watched it. It actually looked pretty intense, I haven't had time to get into it but, it does look like something worth checking out.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

I told one of the attorneys here at my office that I couldn't lie to a client and say she was in court when she was really here, and now she's totally sheilding me from any other "morally bereft" behavior. She's coming up with the funniest euphamisms for swear words around me, and she just told me she wanted to lie to a client about why she hasn't worked on his case. Instead of asking me to type him an email like she usually does, she said she just typed it herself. Hahaha! Morality is a sheild. :)

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Nothing like spending the last two hours in a meeting, freezing your buns off and then returning to your desk and it's just as cold. I can't feel my nose.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

UGH i hate fall. the new time change and all....it was SO dark this morning when i drove in...it felt like it was midnight!

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rocksupastarFounder ·

but the SMELL is amazing, i LOVE the smell of fall... cuase it smells like leaves and burning wood... mmmmmmmmmmmm its awesome

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

we dont have different seasons here...everythings the same. the only scent we have is the ocean air on a clear sunny day. lol

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

I always wondered about this. So there really aren't different activities this time of year (there) the way there are out here, apple picking, corn maze, hay rides. But that must be pretty cool anyhow summer 24/7 365 =)

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

yeah apple pickng...not us...we have workers to do any fruit picking. um no corn mazes...we buy corn in the store, restaurants etc. we DO have hay rides tho. been on a few...pretty fun.

iwz iwz ·

lol

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

I so need to move out there.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Ugh! I sooooooooooooooooooooo want this condo in yountville. It's nocal, though.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·
web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Hahaha - This one almost sucked me in as a fantastic deal, but it's manufactured and the "land lease" is like $1,300/mo. I got excited for a second, though.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 · web-toedchloe

OMG its near newport dunes....its so awesome out that way. its more the bay of newport.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

i hate it cos my asthma is acting up. :( i sound like a male smoker.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

awww im sorry hun! i know the feeling. you using your inhaler?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

yea which makes things more painful and gross because it "loosens everything up"

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

aw man, i hear ya! i hate that!!

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rocksupastarFounder ·

do you use your inhaler?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

when i REALLLLLLY need it i do. i try not to rely on it.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Wait wait.. we changed the clocks already?

iwz iwz ·

news to me

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

this sunday they do. but im noticing the change in the sky already. lol

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

So...sore...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

"The Smashing Pumpkins reunion is 50% complete. Drummer Jimmy Chamberlin has officially joined Corgan for their first album since 2000's MACHINA/the Machines of God. Whether or not the remaining two members have joined in the reunion remains unknown..."

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Didn't the keyboardist die?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

yea but they released albums after he died.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

I thought he died recently? I have no concept of time.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

you are SO not punk...

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

You're right. Will you take me out of my PA wasteland to a show at CBGB's?

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

i dont venture out that far... its too far away from water and food other then roadkill...

id feel like Mel Gibson from Road Warrior

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

So what you're saying is, you "think" about Mel Gibson all the time? And by "think" I mean "fantasize".

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rocksupastarFounder ·

What i "mean" to say "is" that you "live" in a "god" "forsaken" "land"...

"and" i hate it. "mucho"

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 · rocksupastar

whats with the " "???

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 · socalgal

Mike doesn't understand euphamism. Or basic 2nd grade punctuation.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

um i'm not 100% positive, but i feel like it was late 90s that he died?

iwz iwz ·

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smashing_pumpkins
The band suffered a personal tragedy on the night of July 11, 1996, when touring keyboardist Jonathan Melvoin and Chamberlin overdosed on heroin in a hotel room in New York City. Melvoin died, and Chamberlin was arrested for drug possession. A few days later the band issued a statement notifying the public that Chamberlin had been fired as a result of the incident. Though the band finished the tour with another drummer and keyboardist, in retrospect Corgan called it the worst decision the band ever made, damaging themselves and their reputation in the long run. Meanwhile the band had given interviews since the release of Mellon Collie stating that it would be the last conventional Pumpkins record, and that rock was becoming stale. James Iha said at the end of 1996, "The future is in electronic music. It really seems boring just to play rock music."

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Man, it seems like that was only 5 years ago and not 10.

iwz iwz ·

crazy, right? time flies. kurt kobain died only 2 years before.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

Ya know what a cool word is....

chimichanga

just say it with me..

chimiiiiii chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanga.

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

As is "tostada"

Tossssssssssssttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

CHIMIIII CHAAAAAAAAN GAY!!!!!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

i like "chalupa" better.

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chuggieOG 2003 ·

ever see the SNL skit with jimmy smits where at his job they all say the mexican dishes with a heavy accent even though they are white? When he says them like an American would they don't understand him and ask him what he is talking about until he does the same, this reminds me of that

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

So, I totally met Ted Koppel today at work.

iwz iwz ·

that dude's old!

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

I know!! And he looks it in person too.....but what cracks me up is that his voice sounds EXACTLY the same in person!! So cool.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

It's funny, when I first saw this I thought you meant that you met some cornball who was all stuffy and proper that you were refering to as Ted Koppel lol! Go figure.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

This is just a statement on how funny people can be.
Yesterday my friend had to work ('cause she works at a hotel so they often have strange hours), anyhow her husband still made the meeting and brought the baby (Isha 4rm the journal). Isha is just the sweetest little miracle EVER! I was holding Isha and acting all gooey. Anyhow the looks I got, SHEEESH you'd think I'd gone outta town and given birth to her lol!

It was pretty funny. In addition to the above mentioned I have it on very good authority (an adorable little 10 year old girl blonde haired blue eyed- looks like a Swedish doll) that apparently I need the practice =)
So cute! I often pinch and poke this child, kids crack me up.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Okay this is your fault monster but, suddenly this theme song from I dunno what show popped into my head.

Na na na na

we love monsters

Na na na na na

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

I got a raise today!!!!!!!!!

(Ok, so did everyone else, but I've been here less than a month, and wasn't expecting to get the annual one along with everyone else.)

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

THATS RAD!!!! congrats chica!!!

iwz iwz ·

congrats!!!

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Ok...So tonight I go to the gym for the first time in 2+ months. Gotta work off that lazy man's flab I packed on. Only thing that sucks is that I have to drag the kids with me every time I go. Should be interesting. They'll be tired of going after the 2nd time. Haha...

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Why are Monday's so boring here? Spice it up people!!! Ole Ole..Ole Ole...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

ummm....im craving roscoes chicken and waffles...

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

If it doesn't exist in NJ (Roscoes) then it's immitation chicken and waffles... LOL!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

hahahah do you even have one out there?

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

I have no idea. Never heard of it.

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