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iwz by iwz · Sep 13, 2006 · 10,863 views · ·

For reals! YES

What's up homies. It seems like some of you out there are still using Internet Explorer. You reaally reaaaally need to switch over to Firefox www.getfirefox.com. It's a much safer browser to use, and it has TABS for great justice! Seriously, I want to see the 49% of you that are on IE switch over to Firefox by next week. Fersure.

Also, for anyone who hasn't seen the few pictures I took of Brandon and Jamie's wedding, here's the link:
http://picasaweb.google.com/ianzabel/BrandonAndJamieSWeddingSeptember4th2006

I probably won't be putting these up in the eZabel Pictures section anytime soon, so that's all you're getting from me.

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forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

I turned off my sidekick yesterday. No service at my new house in the boonies. I feel like a part of me is missing!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Forreeesssteee come baccck!

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

WHOOO HOOOO (yes Ian I stole that from you) ZSHARE is actually working!!!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Yaaay..just drove over 300 miles back from Maine. I want to collapse.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

awww didn't know you were away but, glad you got back in one piece =P

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Thanks! Its good to be back in one piece. Maine is nice..Jersey is better!

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

what was in maine? i was a lil baffled when i got ur text. lobster eating? or viewing the foliage?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Caitlin. Didn't eat any lobsters and the foliage actually wasn't exciting at all!

Oh my..I just remembered this, though. You were in my dream the other night (it was a crazy somewhat cold-med induced)and you were going to go to college in like South Carolina because some boy you met at school was going to go there and you were in love with him. This then sparked some like..natural disaster and we were suddenly sailor scouts? I don't remember the progression there.

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

ahahhahah who goes to school in south carolina? such a crazy dream. i love it. clearly the real story of this is that we were shooting the new album cover for too fat for spandex and it involved us being sailor scouts but the album was about love. and virginia was booked so obviously we trucked down to south carolina. good dream!

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Whoa, my friend just got back from Maine as well.

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

HERE THEY ARE!!!!

My three boys!!!! (Not including the human ones I claim as my own as well.)

http://www.freeimageshare.com/show.php/3066_theboys.jpeg.html

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

cute! which one is the new one?

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

The one farthest to the right. The one on the left is Duncan, the almost 10-month old. Oscar is in the middle, and he will be 2 in May. And Nugget is the new guy. We need a new name for him though.

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Here are more pics of the babies....taken from Adam's phone, so not the best quality....but cute nonetheless.

All three boys..
http://www.freeimageshare.com/show.php/3444_theboyspic.jpeg.html

Here's Oscar...
http://www.freeimageshare.com/show.php/3441_oscarpic.jpeg.html

and Duncan....
http://www.freeimageshare.com/show.php/3442_duncanpic.jpeg.html

and Nugget....
http://www.freeimageshare.com/show.php/3443_nuggetpic.jpeg.html

We need help renaming Nugget....the name just doesn't suit him. From his pic, anyone have any suggestions?

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

you should call him tarantula so when you say there is a tarantula in the house it won't have such a bad connotation

haha

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Hahaha....now THERE is an idea, hahahah!!

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Okay I'll give it a try...

Brisket
Toby
Diesel

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

awwww they are so cute!!!! i love doggies.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

we went to this burger joint at lunch and they issue #'s for food pick up. so we're sitting there chatting etc and after they had called a few #'s one of my friends screams out "BINGO" and everyone jsut looked at her. I almost choked on my food from laughing so hard!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

tell me this was NOT at In-n-Out please

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

I WISH! it was a place called Knowlwoods.

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·

I've done something similar... small town like 2-3 grocery stores maybe... the sister I was with had this rewards card and once you fill it out completely, you get a prize, she (mistakenly) gave it to me to WIN!! Since I would probably never go to this store again I went overboard!! We won one single dollar (CI$)! I started scream/yelling like I had just been picked for the Price is Right! Good Times, Good times!! :D

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

HAHAHAHAHA we did that in vegas one time. i won like $3 on one of the slot machines and we were jumping up and down screaming and peeps came over all excited and said "OMG how much did you win" and i said "OMG I WON THREEEEEE DOLLLARS!!!!!" LOL

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

I love refilling prescriptions over the phone with my pharmacy because their system has this crazy "bubble" noise when it's thinking - it makes me feel like I'm playing a video game.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 ·

FedEx has that noise too!

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

is it like the vh1 "pop up video" noise?

iwz iwz funny ·

lol people are awesome
http://aistigave.hit.bg/Logistics/

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

hahaaha They had a challenge like this on Amazing Race once.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i wonder how many of these resulted in horrible accidents?

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·
specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

I'm apparently stooopid, and can't get this to work...can anyone help?

iwz iwz ·

i think you'll have to save the pictures to your computer first, and then host them on imageshack or something

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

I'm at work, and I'm not allowed to save them to this one....poo. :(

BUTTTTTT....if you go to the first link I posted, highlight the WHOLE thing, and paste it into the address bar, you can see the pics then. :)

iwz iwz ·

i tried that, it doesn't work... probably have to be logged into your account or something.

you can't save a picture to your documents folder temporarily? and then upload it and delete it?

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Stupid work computer won't let me....the IT Nazis block a lot of stuff. I'll try later today.

When I highlighted the link, I went right to left, and clicked on the right side to copy it....don't know if that will work.

iwz iwz ·

yeah, i've fixed the link so the entire thing is a link, but i still get this:

Error

We're sorry, this page is temporarily unavailable. We apologize for the inconvenience. Please try again later.

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

It IS an inconvenience!! How are computer-stupid people like me supposed to know what to do in situations like this? Not everyone is fortunate enough to have their very own Ian to fix links, hahahaha.

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Stupid work computer won't let me....the IT Nazis block a lot of stuff. I'll try later today.

When I highlighted the link, I went right to left, and clicked on the right side to copy it....don't know if that will work.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

This is the first time in about a month that I feel like I've really got some down time here at work. "Down time" meaning there's nothing I have to get out the door in the next 5 minutes. It's a pretty good feeling. :)

coreyfeldman coreyfeldmanOG 2003 ·

I know how you feel this month has been rough for me. Today is the first day this month I've been able to not work at work.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

oh boy

Tyra Banks is the most annoying human ALIVE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdHpYMR4ljY

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

was she giving away vaseline? ok the audience is equally crazy for going insane over vaseline!!

i must give tyra credit tho for going on TV w/o make-up, thats brave for her being a super model and all.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

she's out of control (which is my saying of the moment) but next top model is a great idea for a show

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i saw this like 2 years ago and finally found a clip of it. really funny

http://www.andreakelly.com/11-10-04-disenfranchised.mov

iwz iwz ·

haha this is hilarious

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i don't know if i can dumb this down any more...

do you take the tiny bus to stupid town?

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Does anyone read cosmo? They have a small feature where they print a reader's story about something they did and other readers react and say whether it was catty or not, based on a scale of one to three "paws"

My story:

We're out to dinner with a couple people sunday and one girl asks me if we'd gone to a Social D show the night before. I said no, I thought going to hear a special talk at the hall was more important. She looked down and didn't respond.

How many paws would you give me?

iwz iwz ·

at the time, i'd say 1 paw. but now that you're coming on here and asking about it, 3 paws.

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·

D you just got Paw-wned

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

HAHHAHAHA

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

What? I'm not proud, I just wanted validation. gameboy.

iwz iwz ·

:P nbl

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

id laugh at you if you ever did this to me...

then laugh again that you live in PA....

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

ITS SAKI BOMB FRIDAY! c'mon peeps....chat, help me make my day fly.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

Goodbye, my dear, dear friends. I am off on the Royal Caribbean cruise ship-- Explorer of the Seas! I'll be visiting St. Marten, St. Thomas, Puerto Rico and Labadee, Haiti. See you all in 9!

-BV

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

so in addition to being a photographer i'm also a professional dog walker starting this week! extra money for the winter - slow wedding season - doing something i love, so why not

and i walked these two really cute terriers this week and today was the last time and i'm not gonna see them again for a while, and i'm gonna miss them :(

i really want a dog now hehe

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Did anyone hear about some woman, I guess it was local anyway she was drunk and driving and she hit a man so hard his body broke apart. Then later when they found her she was walking the street naked. It's so bizare but, naturally unfortunate for the poor guy and his family. It's in the news but, I haven't heard the official report.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061019/ap_on_re_us/stingray_stabbing

DUUUDE

Sting rays are going to take over the world!!!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

i'm listening to a Polish Top 40 station on Shoutcast

see what my brethren are listening to

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

There 177 Brian Valentines in the US. Wow. I want to meet one.
http://ww2.howmanyofme.com/

iwz iwz ·

i'm a unique butterfly!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

wow there are 10 peeps with my name. and like a million with my last name...and thats just in SoCal alone...lol

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

haha i'm half unique

0 people in the US with the name Kamila

buttttttttttttttttttttttt over 800 thousand with the last name Harris

however my maiden name there's about 500 peopel in the US, cool

B
brothermanOG 2004 ·

Dan - 1.5 million people

Hall - about 600,000 people

Gee, big surprise...

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·

Zero / 630

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Zero with my spelling but 3,000 with the proper spelling.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 ·

whats the proper spelling?

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Livia it's Roman and means something pertaining to either olive or olive tree...a varitation on Olivia.

Oh here http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/0/Livia I knew I'd screw it up LOL!!!

*Also see Alex Clemente on how it was the name of this emperor's wife, savy but, ruthless =P

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

julia- 334,000
porrino- oddly none and that's why i know this is lying because my dad technically has 11 brothers and sisters. and all my cousins and such obviously have this last name. so how could it be that i'm the only one?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

they all must be illegal immigrants

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

There are 0 people with Jahanna, 720 with Duchaine, and 0 with my maiden name.

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Only 15,868 people in the U.S with my anglised last name, 0 with the original last name, only 49,495 with the spelling of my common first name.

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Oh and only 3 people with my same full name in the U.S.A.

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

there's 2,777 Daniel Hill's. Ridiculous. I think I win for most common name.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

a lot of my name too...

1,008 matthew kelly's

i feel so very small and insignificant

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·

But your doing such an important work.. PR, Public Relations!!

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

So we might get another dog....this weekend. But very unexpectedly. My boss's friend is getting rid of her 2 year old mini dachshund, because she has 2 big dogs, and doesn't really want the little one. She was gonna take him to the pound, but my boss took the dog so it wouldn't get killed, hoping to find a home for it. No one wants it so far.....but WE MIGHT!!! I have to convince Adam to let me have it....SO CUTE!!

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

WE'RE GETTING THE DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iwz iwz ·

woohoo!!!

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

I know!! Now it's not gonna die!!!!!

iwz iwz ·

pretty sad that they wanted to just get rid of the dog... kind lame actually

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Yeah, I know....how do you have a dog for TWO YEARS, and then just decide you don't want it?

He's SOOOOO CUTE!!!!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

yeah, seriously, people make me sick

animal shelters are FULL of dogs around that age, 2-3 years.. people just get tired of taking care of them or maybe they didn't realize how big the dog would be or how much work

why don't people think before they take a pet into their home

just because they're not human doesn't mean they're disposable, geez

i hate people sometimes, i really do

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

i know! i hate people sometimes too...

i can't even think about the fact that my dog will die in 10-12 years, it makes me so sad! i love him so much! how can you not grow so attached to your dog after 2 years...(for me after two minutes of knowing he was mine!)

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

it's possible all those are dogs are what's making tyler act up. jk

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

it's possible all those are dogs are what's making tyler act up. jk

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Hahaha.....nah, it's those crazy brats in his school....heathens, I tell ya. Hahahah.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

I LUV that you did this you just got so many points with me...I'm a strong believer in rescue dogs :)

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Aw thanks....and yes, we HAVE THE DOG!!!!! He's a big guy...kind of timid, and VERY loving. He'll adjust nicely once my dogs quit bugging him.

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

CHUGGIE HAS CAUGHT THE PREGGOSSSSSS

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·

Whoo HOOO!!!

Ian U gotta get polls working so 'we' can pick out a name!

C
chuggieOG 2003 ·

Yolanda Evelina Schiano. Or YES for short..

mandie mandieOG 2001 ·

So listen to part of this crazy dream I had last night:
I was at the gym and it was so stinkin crowded. And everytime I would go to get on the treadmill, a kid would lay on it and tell me that they needed 16 minutes. So I'm like, heck on this, I'll just run out side down the culdasac. So I start running and out of nowhere, Ian comes running up behind me and pulls me down and knocks me off the side of the road and laughs and runs away. ????

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

I had a really weird dream that my firm was representing a giant teddy bear in his divorce, and as a gift, he gave us all smaller versions of himself, that is, little teddy bears. He also gave us trays full of candy flowers, with even vases that were made of chocolate and candy. I guess it's obvious what my favorite things are. :)

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

awwww heehee that was a cute dream!

mandie mandieOG 2001 ·

HAHA, he gave you smaller versions of himself...hahaha..i so need to find a doll that looks like a smaller version of me to give to people!!! haha

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i had a dream that i was captured by enemy armies and i was being hauled away, then somebody from the enemy side cut me loose and i ran and ran. then i jumped down the side of this steep hill into some pricker bushes and hid there until they were all gone

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

A week ago I dreamt that your car would mysteriously start by itself.
When we finally got the nerve to investigate what was going on... turns out Rachel lived in the car and she had been causing all the scandal. eh, I know so weird not like I ever see either of you =P

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

ha! that's so odd

iwz iwz ·
theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

What do you mean? I'm using Firefox these days, so I guess it doesn't matter whatever's going on with IE.

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Oh, I guess you mean as in "released." gotcha Almost thought you meant the new version was gonna be squashed and not released ever.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

have you been drinking?

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

No

yay yayOG 2004 ·

which pwns by the way

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

I need a weekend vacay,....ugh.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Hi, remember me :P

MSN lately?

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Hey you!!!!!
No MSN....not in a long time. :(

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

I'm trying to lure you to your hotmail inbox, oh and ur ez msg box =D

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

there aren't messages from you in either.....what's up?

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Uh oh...suddenly my ez msgs aren't working :( I have two msgs in my out box here, why aren't people getting them, I'll bbl8ter

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Alyssa QUICK IM me before I get dropped again, I hate my life lol (horrendous connection)

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 ·

ok i did

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

so for dinner today i think i'm gonna make french toast

and i really want to try this really really tubby thing

french toast, inside of a pancake

can it be done?!?!

i really want to try it.. haha.. soooo tubby!

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·
juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

well i was going to make the french toast, and then um coat it in pancake batter and cook it

haha just talking about this i think i gained 10 pounds

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·

Ok, ok I think I got stuff the french toast with cream cheese, batter with pancake batter then drop it into a deep fryer. Garnish with fresh fruit/and asprin.. offsets the heart attack. ENJOY!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

daaaaaaaaaaang

that's nasty yo

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

such a small world. just ran into tina pep at starbucks. ty you never told me she works down the street from us!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

oh yeah. haha she works there.
and gives me free coffee..but i dont drink coffee.. so she's USELESs!
haha kidding. umm... yea she's there like in the mornings

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

oh yea i got the hook up too baby! (sidenote: as of next month, i won't be working down the street from you anymore.)

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

whoa whoa whoaa whoaaaaaaaaaa where you going...

B
brothermanOG 2004 ·

Mike, cause some excitement...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

gina! - light, rain, the beach, jet, bodyengrish, ice....

I'm a vampire

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

WHEN???

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

i just got back bub

iwz iwz ·

how was the congregation?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

is there even one there?
it's so dangerous

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

and by dangerous.. i mean like getting shot...
outside the strip is just crack gun town

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

dude even the strip is so dangerous. I think we went down the "wrong way" of it towards the "bad side" because i was a little nervous walking that street hahaha

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

especially since it was between 4 and 6 a.m. that we were walking down that strip hahaha it was scary.. but fun

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

Bahahah!

iwz iwz ·

it's like a mythical roving band of vagabonds, gnashing their teeth and loathing their surroundings

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

I don't know if I've ever even seen anyone actually gnashing their teeth.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

OMG im emailing you...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

ok i just emailed you

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

where do you go... my lovely

where do you go... i wanna know

my lovely

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

anyone having issues w/ AIM??? I keep getting this error message =(

G
gizmoEst. 2006 ·

What error message? I don't seem to have any problem.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Whenever I change any part of m preferences and close out, there it is.

iwz iwz ·

i think he's asking for the specific text of the error message.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Riiiight riiight, just keepin ya sharp.

This little box with the aim logo in the upper lefhand corner appears, it has a huge white lowercase letter I in a big blue circle and the text itself is in a gray shaded box it says Unknown error. Try again later
I'm like try what again later??? It applies my settings just fine.

G
gizmoEst. 2006 ·

Do you know if you're using the latest version of the AIM software? Or are you using trillian, or something like that?

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

It's the old fashioned one like 5. something but, I mean I just downloaded it a few weeks ago.

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

I was just getting an error moments ago, but now I'm signed on successfully.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

oh, hmmm this is so funky. I'm signed on okay to though.

HI ROBBIE, I secretly saw you for five seconds this summer but, didn't get to say hey so...HEY!

iwz iwz ·

=D

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

I talked to a friend of mine just before bookstudy and she was really upset.
She could hear the neighbor beating his wife, she was screaming.
I told her maybe she could've called the police anonymously hopefully putting a stop (aun solo temporarily). I felt bad to because I met the little lady, she's pretty tiny and doesn't speak english =(

I really appreciated tonights lesson about loving your mate as yourself demonstrating mutal respect and consideration (beating your wife= not loving).

On a lighter note at book study tonight I accidentally referred to myself as a wife:
Nosotras como esposas queremos estar en sujecion a nuestros esposos como cabeza de la familia, then I corrected myself and was like
No soy esposa (then the conductor was like not YET), pero esposas cristianas deben mostrar este respecto

It was definately classic Livy lol!

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

LOL some video ipods are preloaded with windows virus and Apple blames MS for not making a more secure OS HAHA

http://apple.slashdot.org/apple/06/10/17/2148237.shtml

iwz iwz ·

http://www.apple.com/support/windowsvirus/

We recently discovered that a small number - less than 1% - of the Video iPods available for purchase after September 12, 2006 left our contract manufacturer carrying the Windows RavMonE.exe virus.

best part:

As you might imagine, we are upset at Windows for not being more hardy against such viruses

B
brothermanOG 2004 ·

I-Pods are a waste of money.

M
monsterEst. 2006 ·

heathen!

B
brothermanOG 2004 ·

Seriously though, what's wrong with a regular CD player? I see the coolness in having an I-Pod, but I would never waste hundreds on one. Maybe if it's like 50 bucks.

iwz iwz ·

15 songs on a cd vs 240 songs on a $79 ipod shuffle?

i don't see how you can compare the two

B
brothermanOG 2004 ·

They're $79? I thought they were like $300 or some insane price like that? Doesn't matter anyway. I don't have a computer at home to download songs onto it.

iwz iwz ·

yeah they're a bunch of models. $79 to $350. you can get refurbs for even cheaper, too

and no computer at home would pose a pretty big problem :P

B
brothermanOG 2004 ·

I don't have time for these gadgets anyway. Haha...

yay yayOG 2004 ·

apple interface is terrible, so i went creative zen, i love this thing, every creative mp3 product seems to work great

iwz iwz ·

my iPod broke, and i miss it every single day. seriously, i loved that thing.

it was free though, and i'm too cheap to go out and buy a new one. they're so much money.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

yeah i'm so happy i got one for free. i have over 5000 songs on it and i want MORE!!!!!

deanh77 deanh77Founder ·

I heard they're only like $79

B
brothermanOG 2004 ·

I'm getting a membership at the Gold's gym in Mansfield on Friday. If any of you girly men who go there want to work out with a buff guy like myself and learn a few things. Step up to the plate! Hahaha...

(Here come the gay man responses)

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

speaking of gay men, you need to take supastar with you. LOL

B
brothermanOG 2004 ·

Yeah he's getting pretty plump. I had to see him topless in a hot tub...blah....Hahaha.... I was not in it of course. 2 other gay men were in it with him.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

I don't know why I'm laughing at this, poor Mike.

*continues to snicker*

iwz iwz ·

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-10-17/#9

Lost In Translation star Scarlett Johansson has signed a deal to make her first record, Scarlett Sings Tom Waits...According to Fox News, the 21-year-old is recording a whole album of songs by premier singer/songwriter Waits. Sources says the eventual release date will be coordinated to coincide with Johansson's movie schedule.

she actually has a really good voice: http://theboho.net/x/?p=41

2nd song down

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

WHOAH she sounds awesome!! i love the style of the song

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

one more reason to love her.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Isn't she singing a ZOMBIES Song there?

Sweet...

Man.. so hot and can sing...glad she's my gff

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

2ndly... the slow down of the song is not good. zombies > sj

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Tom Waits is one of my favourite artists. I'll have to give her a listen.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

that song is george gershwin not tom waits tho

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

Anyone remember this amazing moment in music history?

BEST. SONG. EVER.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fTC8_kGcSwg

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Saw Flogging Molly last night.

Good stuff.

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

awesome band

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Yeah! Stupid crowd.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

MINI STORY

So this morning I was working.
After a while I started hearing whispering around the corner from my desk.
When I looked up I saw my boss with my co-worker in the isle.
So my co-worker was... let's just say the FULL MOON was high.
I totally shrugged it off like, "I just hallucinated just mind your business Livy."

Come to find out my poor friend had bent over to get something and ripped her pants from the crotch backwards introducing "herself" to most of the office.

The worst part is that she said she didn't know what had happened until she stood up and "Felt a slight draft"

=(

iwz iwz ·

haha, i hope she had on clean underwear

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Very little 'underthere' LOL!!! Fortunately, she had a sweater to tie around I had rushed to offer my jacket. She was such a good sport.
The two of us laughed through most of lunch.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

was she wearing a diaper?

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

I have a pic of you wearing one. How much to keep it off this site? LOL!

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chuggieOG 2003 ·

I like the aggressive use of quotes

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

so does anyone watch the show Heroes?

it's pretty good

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

i dvr'd the very first episode but i jsut didnt get it so i just didnt have the attn span for it.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

I did the same thing! Lately I can't watch any of the shows I DVR. even the short ones. I just can't sit through the whole thing.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Ants in your pants, butt in a sling, what's next LOL

iwz iwz ·

Heroes is one of the few shows I watch now. Every episode delivers!

Last night's ending was AWESOME.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

yeah i think it is the new Lost

haha

i don't really watch that many shows "regularly" but this one is on my list now

last night's epi - the ending!! HOLY!!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 ·

Yeah, that ending was a shocker... It looks like Hiro keeps surprising each episode with his powers... I wonder what happends next week...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

so im having the most awkward morning ever...im rushing in to the office cause my coffee cup was burning so i'm rushing through to get to the breakroom. i reach the breakroom open the door and rush in not realizing there was someone getting ready to walk out. it was our new security guard who's short and ran face first into my chest...YES HES THAT SHORT or im jsut too tall. anyway i wanted to laugh cause of his expression but i jsut muttered and "im so sorry" and he said "um...yeah..." and then walked out. LOL so awkwardly funny

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

lol.

that's great.

you should go to oki-dog's

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

oki-dogs??

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

ya, it's in LA, duh.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

hmm, no reaction. I was just jokin, gg. Luv ya!

It IS in LA, though. Fat Mike goes to Oki-dogs.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

im sorry i jsut got back to my desk. i looked it up...i've seen the place that has em but i've never had the pleasure. i'm not a BIG hot dog person BUT there's one place in LA that has the best ones! its in this old train car...i think we passed it when we were walking down sunset, remember it?

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

Did you guys hear...CBGB's is closing. :(

hmm, okay that's what the one article said, but on the official page, it sounds like it's just temporarily closing...hmm

http://www.cbgb.com/

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

it's been closing for forever now. there was a write-up in rolling stone not too long ago about it also. they owe so much money it's just impossible for them to pay it back now.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

get this guys, mike had never heard of CBGB's until today!!! how funny is that for someone who claims to know all that is punk.

even our 50 year old lady indian boss had heard of it!!

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rocksupastarFounder ·

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU SAID! mad lame dude.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Mike considers blink 182 and new found glory punk. We've established that he's the musical taste of a 14 year old girl.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

hows PA?

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Half the price of NJ.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

and i never claimed to know everything... just that i like punk...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Haha. How can you live anywhere remotely close to nyc and not know about cbgbs and the road at it's corner J Ramone...

I had people from new zealand visit and the first place they wanted to see was Cbgbs before it closed.. and this was 6 months ago.

NZ > Mike

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

why is it that vacuum cleaners just STOP WORKING after like 1-2 years of faithful service

this morning i discovered that mine no longer picks up anything

fun

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rocksupastarFounder ·

OMG ITS LIKE THE REAL LIFE SMALLVILLE!!!!!!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15294523/

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rocksupastarFounder ·

Can i just say... im excited. I reinstalled windows on my machine and for some reason NOW i can play videos IN MY FIREFOX window! AND open up FLASH ANNDDDD pages with anything more then text embedded on them.

YAAYYYYYYYYYYY

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

I've been going to seminars at my real estate Board for the past several weeks. Today's was about how to handle (I mean work with) buyers. haha. Don't trust buyers!

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·
iwz iwz ·

this thing is a scale model, right?

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

haha no

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

ahh someone help me

what is the song i'm thinking of - it's a spanish/latino club song, REAL old (i guess early 90's? maybe mid-90's), really hard dance song, a guy singing, i don't really remember the words.. for some reason i think it's called something anthem.. i don't know

they played it at this past saturday's wedding and i forgot to ask the DJ and now this song is in my head and i realy need to hear it

it's like the kind of song that if you don't dance to it you've got to be paralyzed and even then you'll move your face to the beat

ha

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

rico suave? LOL

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

haha NOOO not that old

it's like a really good amazing dance song like real heavy bass, the beginning of it is like amazing like it GRABS YOU

and then a dude sings

like kind of fast singing, sort of raspy. .. i don't remember any words at all

haha

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

the chorus of it goes something like "lello lello lello lello"

haha YEAH

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

aw man i'm trying to think of it. but since i said "rico suave" that song keeps popping into my head. LOL

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

is the whole song in spanish?

*macarena? LOL

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

yes the whole song is in spanish

it is not macarena

haha

it's like a CLUB dance song

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

hmm Sounds like a 3 stooges lyric

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

YES!!! this whole time i was looking for SOMETHING anthem

i kept typing in boricua anthem

it's BORIQUA ANTHEM

YES

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

basically at the wedding no one was dancing for a little while.. it was pretty depressing.. and the bride was upset and the DJ kept trying different genre's to get people moving

and then i was taking a break in this side room and then i heard this song come on and I said to my assistant "dude if no one is dancing still, these peopel HAVE NO SOULS"

and i walked out and... YESSS... the dancefloor was full

haha

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

NO WAY i wanna hear it...i dont think i've heard it!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

it's Boriqua Anthem by C&C music factory

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

yeah i totally just heard it on you tube. i've TOTALLY heard tht song. it is totally fun!!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

have i told you that the one of the C&C that is still alive is in my old hall?

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