slash combos
by This is a continuation of a conversation between me, todd, and alex from last summer about the most funny/useless combinations for gadgets or anything else. Normal things would include stuff like a washing machine/dryer or a refrigerator/microwave, but let's be original. Here goes:
water bottle/lincoln log
rocket/baseball cap
skiff/machine gun
fire poker/rectal thermometer
elevator/ladel
barbell/stapler
toilet paper/kazoo
electric eel/emergency brake
keep it going....
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dish detergent / crazy glue
great white shark / monopoly board game
solace / tape recorder
wallet / hillbilly
bum / wine glass
typewriter/anal thermometer
the ukrain/anal thermometer
buck teeth/anal thermometer
i rate these completely brutal
Horse Radish Sauce/ Hemorrhoid Cream
iPod/Teleportation Deck
Razorblades/Contact Lenses
I rate these 2/3's brutal
Whooooooooo whooooo lol! Possibly twitvid reaction to follow
ceiling fan / electric razor
travel mug / diaper pail
Diaper pail? Is that like *Diaper Genie's* poor ghetto cousin from Newark?
butt/skyskraper
poo thrower/babysitter
TV/wind tunnel
moshpit/deodorant
naval orange/naval destroyer
exercise/the misfits
black hole/brown eye (y'know like a brown eye... like an ayn)
brown eye/black eye
percent sign/revolt
todd it was black hole / brown hole!
coke bottle / vertebrae
Lazy-Boy chair / toilet
monkey wrench / jello
muffler / arm cast
piranha / condom
mike schiano / carpet
jellyfish(es) / dentures
laughing gas / flatulence
anti air craft gun / sphincter
tortoise / balogna
clam / raffi
insurgent / jellybean
cats / mittens
squid / hat
gofers / shoes
agh. I give you 5 bux for the squid / hat
salmon/ping pong paddle
truck/rice
Guitar pick/ Hoover board
poo/burnt sienna crayon
poo/indian red crayon (not good!)
dan hall/porta potty
Brian Valentine/speedo
Alex Kelly/Fraggle Rock
dan hall/another big red headed queer
iwz/udder
Ian Zabel/Professional Athlete
kite/soil
bacon/recession
skeleton key / clown shoes
forgiveness/pentium
sewer grate/popsicle
poop/spa mask
hairy frenchfries/nunchucks
fart/aroma therapy
my legs will never be fashioned into nunchuks!
lol, your legs are hairy french fries?? they're not that bad
I don't think so either. On the other hand, this man ^^^ arose from the dinner table in mixed company and tightened his trouser leg like a legging to make his case. I ALMOST DIED lol!
i have killer thighs
But can you crush walnuts with yours???
;)
without a doubt. they are like iron.
OH SNAP!
Let me find out Toddy's up in the gym just workiN' on his fitness
NIOCE
=P
necktie/cigarette lighter
iwz/bidet
*bump*
this is my best by far. still cracks me up.
fivezero/uncompromising
prawn/garage
waffle iron / nose hair clipper
i don't think you get it
...I was one of the ones who made this up.
totally kidding
fivezero/uncompromising
I started cracking up when I read it, I thought it was hilarious... then I thought he was serious, so I said something.
i'm a professional compromiser.
cancer/leggo
leggo as in lego?
diaper/parachute
capicola/ladder
This is a gay forum...
u call a pickle mustache gay!!?
Are you a Mr. Potatohead or something?
big sweaty redhead / homo
jk!!!
Blonde Hulk/Big Sweaty Redhead Slapping Blonde Hulk Down
:oP
clementine / balooga whale
pickle/mustache
salad tong/jack-hammer
packing peanut/ soup ladle
beaver tail/pc mouse
Lasagna/Hemorrhoids
liposuction machine / soft serve machine
calamari / ayn
lol, whats the difference?
HAHAHAHAAH - to both comments
get well card / shark attack
AMAZING!!!!
fibromyalgia / tecmo bowl
excellent
this is a whole new level. totally hilarious
fart / laugh
- this opens up a whole new world
squid / scaffolding
steering wheel/atomic bomb
lynch mob / papa smurf
tangerine / therapist
troy aikman / fart gun
cheese grater / popsicle
oh this is good.
toilet bowl cleaner / toothbrush
chinaman / potato salad
crowbar/monkey whistle
porcupine / glee
mr rogers / count chocula
lighthouse / the
shovel / wang
lunch pail/jock strap
I use jock strap a lot.
whipped butter / antiperspirant
tuba / blowfish
fire engine / chinese water torture
bagpipes / frankensense
rubber chicken / televangelist
porkupine
clown nose / bed pan...yaaaaayyy!
I like where this is heading.
talk about brown nosing...
ewwwwwwww!!!!