slash combos

This is a continuation of a conversation between me, todd, and alex from last summer about the most funny/useless combinations for gadgets or anything else. Normal things would include stuff like a washing machine/dryer or a refrigerator/microwave, but let's be original. Here goes:

water bottle/lincoln log
rocket/baseball cap
skiff/machine gun
fire poker/rectal thermometer
elevator/ladel
barbell/stapler
toilet paper/kazoo
electric eel/emergency brake

keep it going....