slash combos
by This is a continuation of a conversation between me, todd, and alex from last summer about the most funny/useless combinations for gadgets or anything else. Normal things would include stuff like a washing machine/dryer or a refrigerator/microwave, but let's be original. Here goes:
water bottle/lincoln log
rocket/baseball cap
skiff/machine gun
fire poker/rectal thermometer
elevator/ladel
barbell/stapler
toilet paper/kazoo
electric eel/emergency brake
keep it going....
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am i retarded? because i dont understand any of these
BOooo
short answer: yes
ouch
Spark plug/cutting board
punching bag / stepchild
HA HA HA
chicken nugget/lugnut
exactly, aka a "nug-nut"
pickle / qtip
jahanna/chicken salad
i don't get this, and why it would be funny. :-/
um, just come up with completely useless/harmful combinations of items. Now-a-days "all in one's" are all the rage. Make some of your own! :)
For example, Imagine you NEED to use your emergency brake, but it also happens to double as an electric eel! Oh NOsssss!
Or, maybe you have a temperature. Or want to give yourself a temperature. A fire poker / rectal thermometer would be the perfect instrument!
(I can't believe I am explaining this, hahah)
stop being such an italian / buzzkill
lol
haaaa
hahah, i guess i'm just TOO intelligent to get this humor. :)
yeah, that's it
you did not just reply to a comment i made two years ago....and insult me! DB!
hahahahaha!!
i'm older and wiser now. :-)
but, the question is: do you have a sense of humor now?
just teasin ya! :P NBL
har har har. haha
canada/gringo
the rolling stones/dust
silent bob/freon
quicksand / sideburn
ladle / ninja star
non-dairy creamer / date rape drug
OMG I can't stop laughing at this and i can't tell anyone why i'm laughing either...
or is "non-dairy creamer/roofie" better?
the concept is amazing, but I think the second is more appropriate
hahaha
jockstrap / mousetrap (jock trap)
skid mark / breath mint (skid mint)
skidmints are skiddliscious!
modem/falcon
dalmation/scarecrow
synapse/aristocrat
pretzel \ anger
icecream sandwich \ moustache
ambush / lime
dingleberry / delicious dessert topping
mmm, dingle-topping
scrapple/satellite
sloppy joe / anvil
i think you already did this one
tyra banks/cheese
blistex / flex copasitor
dynamite/suppository
pirate/circuit overseer
flaregun/eyedrops
haha... dynamite suppository?
you'd be surprised theres a pretty strong market for all of this stuff
how about regis philbin / suppository?
that's literally gay
lipstick / caulk
switchblade / pacifier
HA! kinda sinister. if i were a psychologist i'd say that you are angry at women and babies.
dude Switchblade pacifier is a great name for a band...
I totally agree, you are SO right! That's an awesome band name.
I agree as well!
wow, you are so right, i do really like it!
midgets / michael jackson dancing .
Cell phone / Hair dryer.
Protein / Dorito Flavoring---man thatd be fabulous
School bus / Army tanker
revolutionary war / salsa line dancing- ha ha salsa line dancing i dont even know what that is.
cameras / twizzler
ariel / jasmine-- thats just bad.
these are the most unique and baffling. i love 'em. ariel and jasmine? *faints*
ha ha your statement cracked me up.
forget ariel, jasmine's hot!
tawd's got jungle fever
Yeah but ARIEL is a MERMAID.. A STINKING MERMAID that turns HUMAN.. she's awesome. haha
nose hair clipper / baboon
puddle / sock
canoe / jock strap
muffin / wrench.
are you calling Muffy a wench?! awful! just awful!
lolol. sorry, muffboggle clumbderbark! i say it like i see it!
's all good
the canoe / jockstrap is hillariuos
Mustache/my face
so it's TRUE!
tivo/pork rinds
hahah
dumbell / sloppy joe
this one comes "alive" when you visualize it.
bump for repetitive comedy!
hmmm, i guess i have sloppy joe's on the brain
tuba / concrete
oh dang! I already used tuba. It's such a great instrument of comedy
jessica alba/crocket mallet
this is definitely not a useless combo.
me/your mom
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG this really cracked me up!!!
monkey/toothpick
rock/diaper
chocolate/shampoo
brillo pad/neckbrace
tuna fish/soup
I SWEAR I thought this said tuna fish SOAP! Made me think back to when I was in school, I was certain such a soap did exsist 'cause there were a few individuals whos "natural aroma" was less than appealing.
gross! hahaah
chili / finger
no way! They must have read our Thread!
violin/speaker
http://engadget.com/entry/1234000680042713/
toilet/sand paper
lol
katana / can opener
electric razor / helicopter
diaper / cutting board
fox / dental floss
spatula / rainforest canopy
tennis racket / machette
Black / Fedora
cheese/burger
apple/sauce
mayo/naise
can/tuna
ta/co
I/me
pocket sized mexican/benji
curds and whey/Zangief
Zangief! WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!
Your MOM / ME
SHOOT i was gonna say that one!
wow 5-0 only 20 comments late!!!
wow. daing.
the title looked like "salsa combos" and it got this mexican's attention!
hmm, do they have salsa combos? that sounds really good!
of course they do. you don't know what you've been missing!
WHAT?! no... do they?! where do they sell these..?
ancient chinese secret.
hahahahha. wow ur odd!
HAHAHAHA Mike I don't think you can really call anyone else odd. :-p
WATCH ME!
enema/chocolate milk
lol, thats just naaaaaaaaaasty
Wait I think he means like the liquid kind that are oral (you drink)...So you'd drink it a POOF or POOP he he
nah, i dont think he means that...
Oh ewe, I dunno n e thing...don't wanna know *covers ears*
La La La ignorance is bliss 4 Livy
awwwww.... nasty! very funny though!
have nothing better to do *yawn* haha :P
guacamole/staple remover
nice one!
hamburger/nailgun
tulip/daisy
prostetic toe/question mark eraser
tissue/paper towel
molotav cocktail/toothpaste
urchin/deodorant
road cone/sunglasses
overweight flabby-armed milkman/taste bud
haha... nice todd
somebody went highlight wild. crazy go nuts
humor/this thread
originality/these comments
cleverness/this thread's author
knowing that you're gonna read this far anyway/priceless
cheeseburger/stairmaster
flashlight/suntan lotion dispenser/Wheel of Fortune TM travel game
sewing machine/John Ritter memorial TM travel game
gummi bear/UN Chemicle Weapons Agreement
hey my first comment marked funny, i can die now