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ugh i hate the fact that you can hear a tiny snipit of an xmas song and it stays in your head the WHOLE day!
Last christmas i gave you my heart
but this year to save me from tearsss
I'm finally getting the sense of what college is supposed to be like--10 hours of home work on a Sunday.
yo feef i think i need some PG tips tea bags, can you get them for me? that's the best kind of tea, i heard
i had the funniest dream about you....
Oh! Some Pregestee for me as well
flippin strong stuff it is, like muddy water. Four bags of the regular stuff at least in the same glass. Sweet lookin package design tho. THere is an american company now imitating it. They sell them in the city somewheres.
sure i can get you some, we have a years worth, and mom will NEVER drink it.
grrr, i am having like the worst allergies, especially because ive never gotten them before. i keep coughing, and sneezing and now my eyes are watering. :( any suggestions?
oh yeah, and my head hurts
yeah dunk your head in battery acid then light yourself on firethenjumpoffofaveryhighbuildingkillingyourrselfffffffffff
all better
noted, thanks
that's what i did
Claritan/Sudafed. Did you recently switch to a new shampoo or laundry detergent? That might do be the problem.
well yes and no, but i think the problem is the fact that ive been using a heater a lot more than i probably should and its making the air dry. do i need a prescription for claritan or sudafed?
I think you need to ask the pharmacist for claritan or sudafed, but you don't need a prescription. Maybe a humidifier would help too. :)
yeah, i have one of those, im going to sit on the couch with my latest book and my humidifier and a cup of tea!
i'm havin real bad allergies this winter too, the hot dry air of the heater, dust, etc. i can't breathe!
I am trying Zicam (maybe Zycam..?) it's a homeopathic nasal spray it's supposed to relieve the .. inability to breathe... but it takes a week to really kick in so far i'm on day 2 and i still kinda can't breathe
but i'm willing to stick it out and give this a try, i like homeopathic things
I tried that "synu-cleanse" stuff that is essentially a lamp-shaped object in which you mix a saline solution with warm water and then run it through one nostril and out the other. Maybe I was doing it wrong, but it didn't help me at all - in fact, I had that solution in my nose all night and couldn't get it out! I wonder if acupuncture would help...
I worked with a Eastern European lady once who said that their home remedy was to put honey on a Qtip and put it in your nose. Its supposed to make your nose run like a faucet. I never had the guts....
ewww that sounds nasty. wont it get all sticky? sean told me about an irish rememdy thats something similar to that, but it involves whiskey. LOL
those never worked for me. i jsut pop an allergy pill, like a claritin-D or allegra D and that takes all the sinus congestion away. *i hope you feel better chica!!
Watch out little bucks...Danny boy is coming to your little woodsy homes tomorrow...(evil laugh)
so yeah, i had the coolest end of year party. i got to meet AJ Popoff from LIT.
Yeah who are you kidding....It was a pagan party!! LOL!
hahaha well in my industry i kinda have to be there. there's always a celeb there. LOL dont be jealous woodsy boy. :P
haha i didnt mean "i have to be there cause there's always a celeb" i meant i kinda have to represent in the industry im in. LOL
Well, you need to share the wealth. Score me some tickets to a U2 concert when you see Bono.
oh believe me, you know i will. i met mike ness from social d a few months back. im like "BRING IN BONO" haha
Sounds like your job is fun.
oh yeah def. i mean it's a job and the same pressures as a norm job where you just want to punch people. but we have some awesome perks like getting to wear whatever we want....a week off for winter break...etc
i love parties. other highlights?
oh TONZ. um we talked with AJ popoff...told him i loved his restaurant, which we frequent...hmm....
is LIT still a band?
yeah its frigid out, w00t. Oh yeah ian ezmsg me how to do the spoiler tag cause i forgot what it is.
o [ ] o (without the spaces)
i just scored the sweetest phone off ebay. and now i won't have to use the teeny phone anymore!!
http://i9.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/7b/bd/6948_1.JPG
WOW what an ancient phone....
why!?
dude you're welcome to have it but i'm warning you it is sooo annoying. i'm constantly calling the wrong people or ereasing texts. the buttons are just too tiny.
nah, i just got the LG vx9900 enV
i love it so far. it's got everything i need.
i want that phone, yet i must keep my treo so i can continue to have Watchtower Library at a moment's notice - BAM - just like that - entire "Jehovah's Word is Alive" articles from Genesis to Isaiah
wait, you just bought the phone in the picture, or that is your old phone?
Dell chat support is amazing.
Me: Yea pcmcia slot bOrKen
Them: We'll send you new motherboard
Me: kthanksbye
Maybe because i know them
I think this is a stupid question: When you transfer the title of a car, you only need to sign the back and have the new buyer sign it, right? You don't need to notarize it, do you? Transferring my car from my dad's name to mine and from NJ to PA has been a nightmare
Car titles are stupid, it took us a month and a lot of leg work just to get a title so we could junk a car.
Well moving into a new state with a loan in my dad's name is horrible. They wanted me to pay sales tax on the loan (even though I already paid it on the car) totaling like $700. So it made more sense for me to just pay off the loan entirely and now I only have to pay sales tax on the sale price from my dad to me, which will be $1. It's just as complicated as paying taxes.
:( :(
The dead body of James Kim -- who left his wife and children in a snowbound car while he went for help -- has been found in the Oregon wilderness, law enforcement officials confirm.
So I guess no ones done an eBay store before, ey? I have 200 items to list. While I know it's easy enough to figure out, I'm Not looking foward to it, 'cause initally it'll be sure to be dreadful. Nevermind the packing and shipping part.
I'd rather to individual listings which I've done multiple times and do it via turbolister. But my cousin thinks we should use a store.
what are you selling, do I want to buy any of it?
Not likely. But perhaps. Mostly female stuff. Makeup, perfume, skin care, etc. There's Aramis Life men's cologne and deordorant, but that's the only thing appealing. But, if you want any Estee Lauder, Clinique, DKNY, Tommy Hilfiger products for ladyfriend or wife, whatever applies, yeh, let me know. And, I'll tell you what specific items are available.
Oh sorry, I think there's a DKNY men's cologne, rather than a DKNY feminine perfume. I have to double check the storage box.
broadband card - connected
vpn - connected / outlook good
However internet access no go. Dns server unreachable? huh what.
vpn into what? work?
I want a wii
yeah sorry about that, i think i broke it
can you ping out? ping google.com or mit?
if you eat a hamburger upside down, does it taste the same?
actually it tastes better, because the tastiest part of the bun is the top. all the good stuff rises up when the bun is baked. upside down FTW
Brotherman and IWZ only ones online = lame
How'd the talk go?
Very well thank you. One sister came up to me later and said she especially liked the conclusion.
Coolest character in the Bible--Jael.
I have a friend named Jael, she is cool too.
Cool! I was thinking that I'd name my daughter (that I'm never going to have) Jael.
I like how you said "character" as if Jael was just a fairytale.
I point this out, because I said the same thing about King David the other day...
dude, they could be called "characters", but they're not, you're right
i think we say this because we started reading about them in the bible stories book, so long ago.
are kings like Julius Caesar or Alexander the Great spoken of as "characters in history"?
I was just talking about this the other day - I came into the truth when I was a little older, so I never read the bible story book. Now I think I should have, because the little kids in my hall know the stories like the back of their hands and I can't remember any of them. :(
i used to recite the "jonah" story word for word, to convince people i could read when i really couldn't.
My little brothers loved that one too. I remember them both saying "Go to the city of Ninevah!" all around the house, and I thought, Who was supposed to go to Ninevah? :P
summer played this trick, but i think she used the story about dinah.
Have you read the book at all? It's awesome! I love the Wise King Solomon one with the two ladies and the baby. That was always my favorite.
yea, you should read it, even after all of the society's books i've read, whenever a certain "story" is being discussed at the meeting, the pictures i rememeber are from the bible story book.
I leaved through it when I read the stories to my brothers when they were little, but I've never read it all the way through. I'd feel silly - the writing is for little kids.
You may think the writing is for little kids, but it is still using the Bible as its reference and is a tool from Jehovah to help out the younger ones, so there is no difference between reading that book and an article in a Watchtower or Awake that is targeted toward the younger ones... Shouldn't we all be like babes when it comes to learning more about the truth?
Obviously it's the same information, but it is written for little kids - that's not my thought, it's uncontroverted.
How will you be able to teach your future kids about Jehovah with this publication, if you yourself have not completed it?
Well if I have kids, I'll read it. I do the bible reading every week and that has the same info; it's not like I'm missing anything. Little kids just retain info better, especially if it's in story form. I wouldn't retain it better than a bible chapter at this age anyway.
Hey IF's can happen by mistake... I do agree though that the older you get the retention starts to diminish
well its nice to know you retain EVERYTHING from the bible and dont need bible aids. :P
sure the writing is for little kids, so it should be right on your level. oh! lol.
oh i still refer to my book of bible stories when i need to refresh my memory of something. it just explains everything so easily.
characters is the correct phrase...bible characters, even though it's true, they are still characters in a book.
one of my girlfriends joked that she is waiting for king david. he's strong but sensitive.
I think because we are reading about their lives and some portions of the bible are more like stories, sometimes, than historical accounts?
Various OED definitions for character:
-A person regarded in the abstract as the possessor of specified qualities; a personage, a personality.
-colloq. A person, man, fellow (freq. slightly derogatory)
-A personality invested with distinctive attributes and qualities, by a novelist or dramatist; also, the personality or ‘part’ assumed by an actor on the stage.
Right around the 2:25 mark.. it gets amazing
sorry Fergie fans
i didn't see anything amazing...? it seemed pretty retarded and lame the whole way through
who goes to concerts like this anyway, it seems like the lamest thing ever
yeah what were we supposed to see? cause i want my 3 minutes back
i feel like maybe she just shouldnt wear such high heels. cuz she was on some vh1 award and she was awesome but at some point it just looked like she would fall over
yeah sorry "amazing" was totally sarcastic that was the worst and lamest mumbling drunk performance ever
as much as i love her, i must admit, this was a horrible.
this was a horrible performance too:
ugh, i hate her, and her stupid voice, and her stupid speaking in songs, constantly.
Anyone ever start an eBay store? Is it easy enough? I'm gonna be creating one this week.
you really want to buy a house, huh?
Yes, but this has nothing to do with it. My cousin got tons of product for free from a distributor. Thing is, wish I had at least month's notice for this.
Lame, the Parent company of the foundation I work for is celebrating their 10 year anniversary, as a celebration, they gave away cookies with the number 10 on them and "launched a new screen saver on our computer screens."
Do they make you wear pieces of flare?
u mean flair
oh snap. you caught her!
Hahaha - Duh. Matt - 1; Di - 0
Oh man..I just swallowed a piece of popcorn whole by an accident. I'm dying.
this reminds me of something. quite a while ago, i was with some friends at the movies and during the previews we were horsing around, throwing popcorn, semi-long range into each others mouths. so, my one friend, sitting kinda far away, closes her eyes and opens her mouth. i threw a piece of popcorn pretty hard. it landed right directly in the back of her throat. right away she made that "hughghghggh" sound and it sounded like she was choking to death. i was all doing the loud whisper "are you okay?! are you okay?!" everyone's like "OMG! what's happening to her?!" she finally coughed it out. her eyes were all watering. it was rough. my aim was just a little TOO true.
That was the perfect excuse to make out with her and you missed it!
OMG HAHAHA poor thing. man five oh you have a deadly aim!
really productive field service today! my dad placed the greatest man book with a very spiritually minded young guy. and i had a nice convo with a stay-at-home mom who asked ME for my phone number so she can call me with questions about the magazine.
Fresty, you're totally having the best experiences down there! You should be in the next Yearbook--South Jersey!
haha... that would be hysterical. Experiences from the 2007 Yearbook - South Africa, Lithunia, and South Jersey (not the beach part, but the hick part)
Hahaha I love the clarification of which part!
it's good he made that clarification. i'm from south jersey and i'm no hick!
You mean Central Jersey. There's 2 hours more of Jersey to the South.
i've heard of our area being called south jersey much, much more than central jersey. i guess it's splitting hairs.
Here's how I see it. Middlesex and above is North. Ocean and Monmouth are Central. Burlington and below is South.
here's how i see it.
above Exit 145 (West Orange and Above)- North Jersey
between 144 and 115 (East Orange to Hazlet) - Central
below 115 (Hazlet to Cape May and anything else) - South
having said that, I lived in the northern most town in the entire state ... haha
first off zabel, you live too far from civilization out there in hacketts-"no man's-land"-town - turnpike is scary, parkway is the only safe way to travel.
Well That's obviously just because the more North in Jersey one is, one seems to think that a bigger region is considered South Jersey. But, if you're going by dividing up the parkway, it would be something more like Exit 1 - 57 is South, 57 - 114 Central, 114 and above, North.
Actually wouldnt anything below the big bridge be considered South Jersey? I think thats exit 119 or below that...
That's messed up. haha
Obviously, Northerns will never accept people living below part of central ever. But that doesn't matter. All the Centrals know that to be a real Southerner you have to be Piney pretty much. And have fun trying to find a Piney in Ocean County. There's a couple hidden in Western part where it almost touches the border of Burlington.. that's it.
That's the way I split it up...big bridge!
Wikipedia states otherwise! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Jersey
Notice the key points where it states --> "...This leads many North Jersey residents to claim that Central Jersey simply does not exist."
As well as notice Ocean County is considered part of the Central Jersey region, while Burlington County is not.
It's like a combo of geography as well as culture and urbanisation that make an area of Jersey, Central or South.
"Ocean County is a county located in the U.S. state of New Jersey. It the southernmost county in the New York metropolitan area, with the Southern part of the county falling in the Philadelphia metro area. Its county seat is Toms River6. As of the United States 2000 Census, the population was 510,916. 2005 Census Bureau estimates show the county's population growing to around 555,000, making it the fastest growing county in New Jersey.
Ocean County was established in 1850 from portions of Monmouth County."
Aren't Newark and Jersey City considered central jersey? That's what I always thought. Anything like 100 miles above them is North and 100 miles below is south (at least in the map in my head).
if you head 100 miles north of Newark, you're about 70 miles into New York state...
God, is it hate-on webby day? Fine, I have no sense of time or distance and apparently I don't desire to learn new things about the bible. I'm heading up to my roof to jump off now.
wait a sec, don't take that as an attack! newark is definitely north jersey, imo. it's way up there is all i'm saying.
unless you consider like only sussex county to be north jersey.
Well I guess the people way way up North might see those cities as Central. Technically, I don't think it's a fair division. Btw, I'll hopefully be in PA in early 2007 funnily enough.
Thank you! At least Im not the only one who splits it up that way!!
Do you even know what bridge it is? haha. Anyway, I think that'd mean South Jersey is bigger than North Jersey and no such thing as Central Jersey. I'm not bothered, 'cause I'm gonna be a Pennsylvanian soon.
Yeh, I figured he did mean the Raritan Bridge. haha Just bringing it up for a laugh. It'd be odd to be from New Jersey and not even know what bridge that is.
I know its the Raritan Bridge, but all my life it has been referred to as the "Big Bridge" and if your going south on the GSP over the "Big Bridge" you can spot the cross making factory, or well what looks like one... look for it next time, its on your right it looks like a factory building with a huge cross on it... I guess its a church, but it could be a factory!
Garden State Parkway Map of Central Jersey http://www.state.nj.us/turnpike/gsp-cmap.htm
And that's the word of the NJ Government
Ahhhh... whatever If your not in Bergen County your south of me so your Southern Jersey....
raritan bridge is between exit 126 and 124 ... (?)
Wouldnt Central Jersey be considered... ummm more Central? Like going west on 80 all that would be considered Central Jersey (i.e. Hackettstown, Parsippany, Morristown...) I mean anything that is south of Passaic County and west of that would all be central... right?
Ocean and Burlington county are right next each other, side by side, so by your own rationale Ocean County is South Jersey. See, now, if you were to split Jersey into three equal parts, top to bottom, yes, we'd be in the bottom portion of Central Jersey. I don't know, man. Splitting hairs. Will you accept South Central Jersey?
nnice one. keep it up.
Ok, so I found a WiFi hotspot that is one block from my apartment. But it appears the WLAN connection is the issue in my PSP (well it's Jake's actually). Does that mean I need to buy a piece of hardware to connect to it?
let this be a lesson to all of you boys!!! this is what happens when you mess with mandie...THATS RIGHT, BE SCARED!!!
Yeah, but this guy has smaller muscles than you. I'll be scared when you have a bigger guy put into submission. LOL!
My niece takes after me.
She looks like my daughter. They're both going to be tough babes when they get older. Haha...
sorry, but this guy looks 100% unafraid. lol
I KNOW! hahah he's like "aw yeah, i'm the man...."
I know, that's what makes my laugh the most about it. He is so not afraid of me..but i pretend that i'm tough.
You look pretty hot. I think I'd let you beat on me too. hahahahahaha....
yeah, you know where to go
Don't know if it's worth driving to Ohio to get beat up by a hot chick.
First of all, she's married, and second, she's my friend. You'd have to go through me to fight her.
Yeah, I knew she was married. She's only gonna beat me up. You can hold me as she pummels me. Haha...
are you really dave? what happened to dave? dave = brotherman?
I'm one of 50 Dan's on this site. hahaha...
HaHa, I love you Todd!!! Too funny. Yeah, I'll beat him up!! As you can see, I'm good at it and i'm also very scary!
:D love ya, too, Mandie. You really need to come out and visit me! You and Garrette (I feel like saying that like machette).
ooo, you arrrrreeeee scary, oooo. Sooooo scary.
funniest thing yesterday: all the girls in production were decorating their cubies for xmas in the morning. one of the girls that sits on the other side of me is a total ditz. anyway she was putting up red, green and white streamers (interlacing them) so i thought it looked pretty festive....for mexican independence day....LOL anyway i didnt say anything BUT one of the guys in her dept walked up and said "HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!!!" hahahaha
Vive Mexicoooo
Or is it Viva! I DO NO HABLA ESPANOL
awww guerito chico! haha its "VIVA"
guerito reminds me of the beck album Guerolito is guerolito a real word, what does any of this mean?
guerito means "white boy" LOL
I soo do not want to do anything at work today, I've pretty much been just sitting here for the past hour staring into space.
I'm sure all the kids appreciate your hard work.
lol
haha.
kids schmids. You're right thanks for the motivation, now I'll at least act like i'm working
Hey socal: I had a dream that Donovan and I were going on vacay to LA for his job and the only thing I was excited to do was party with you. It was very realistic, too; when I woke up, I was mad at myself for not having packed yet. My dreams are so lame. :P
HAHAHAHA awwww. are you sure you can keep up? i know how you east coast peeps are...hahaha :P
Awwwwwwww....snap. Mike is not a fair representation of how cool east coasters can be.
hey mikey's my brother from another mother! actually everyone represented NJ/NY SoCal style!!! i wouldnt have had it any other way...the gang def showed us a good time!
oh my goodness! I just watched the pilot of Lost... how can you people stand it? Im so scared, i turned on all the lights, and im terrified to fly
hahah you will be hooked, muffy
however, trust me on this, do NOT GO INTO THE LOST FORUM ... the people here will ruin it for you (especially kamila parker bowles)
and now i must kill you
Song of the Moment
The Black Crowes - Sometimes Salvation
http://youtube.com/watch?v=V62vhTIYp90
"To lessen my troubles
I stopped hanging out with vultures
And empty saviours like you
I wish I had a nickel for every miracle
That you easily tricked me into"
I love that song!
i know it's great!
cuz momma i'm sure hard to handle now messaround
HAHAHA! i hate that song.
Yeah that song sucks. That's must be the only song they wrote while not under the influence.
come on guys i'm the maannnn on the scennneee and i can give u whatcha want but cha gotta come home with meeee-eee
******ears bleed********
i'd help you out, but my ears are bleeding too
My job review was awesome!
NICE!!!! did you get a raise too? we get our reviews this week.
No raise unfortunately. I mean, it's a commission only job. When you get to certain dollar levels, the amount we keep from the commission split is increased and what the broker and company takes decreases. But, I haven't reached the first level required for a bigger piece of the commission. Hopefully I will in 2007.
Basically, I happy enough, to not get demoted. Yes, I could always switch over to another company, and I'd get hired like that. But, I wanna stay at this company.. for now anyway. It'd be hassle switching companies.. getting new signs, new business cards, telling all my leads I'm at different company, getting my license moved to a new office, etc etc etc. And, my current company I think provides an advantage for me getting business, since we're well known, and have a lot to offer, and such. I don't know if I'd have as good a chance at getting business as I do with this company.
Good for you, man. I'm sure your business will really pick up this spring, maybe even sooner. My sister in law is a new realtor and she's having a rough time with right now. Just not the hot market it was a year ago.
Thanks a lot. Buyers are finally ready to put offers in, since they realise the market's gone down as much as it's going to go down and if they wait any longer they'll miss the all time lowest mortgage rates and mortgage rates can easily go up faster than they can go down. So, it seems like people are finally reacting to it. Home sales have increased in past couple months. And sellers are finally realising if they want to really sell, they have to settle on a fair price. You can't expect to get over market value for your own house while expecting to "steal" the house you buy. It's all relative and evens out.
this is pretty funny. you can upload a pic of yourself and it tells you what celeb you resemble:
who did it say you resemble?
Holy. I got Gemma Ward, Kanye West, Chow Yun Fat.
UGH this is what i deal with EVERY single day
aw i miss it
looks like route 80 here in the mornings/evenings as well :/
that's why i go into work at 10! i miss all the traffic
its SO not cool. it like that with EVERY fwy, all have like 6 lanes...UGH its so annoying. it took me and hour + to get in this morning.
I remember traffic stopping at a specific mile marker driving down 78 in NJ because the sun was rising and casting a glare. All the losers who don't think to buy sunglasses would slam on their brakes. We all need personal helicopters.
awww well you east coasters aren't used to seeing the sun. LOL
i would diiiiiiiie. or at least start rollerblading to work.
chris, my brother and I camped out for the Wii Saturday night. We hung out and slept outside of Target in 35 degree weather. That's where it's at! haha it was so fun. We made fast friends with our little area of the line. We banned together, trusted each other to all share food and supplies and fall asleep together outside without fear of being robbed or killed by one another or, worse, yet, by our place in line being usurped, and now.. we will never see each other again. it's sad.
You are a true nerd, Kam. And all nerdy menz out there are now jealous of Chris.
4 player tennis is where it's at! Wiiiii Partiiiiiii
i love living in a world where doing something relatively dumb makes me cool
haha
the best part of the night was when i went back to my parents house to use the bathroom.. and my dad was still up and I took him back with me to "the line" and brought an acoustic guitar and my dad and chris sang songs and played guitar until their fingers froze
Chris at one point started singing "i can't feel my fingers" and like 10 people from the line started singing along and it was sooo funny oh man
one guy we called Cocoon because he was wrapped up in a heavy duty sleepin bag.. Chris made a song about the cocoon turning into a beautiful butterfly
LOL
AW kam you truly are the best!!! i would've been out there in line with you guys singing. or actually humming cause i cant sing! LOL
ahahahaha, chris has the wackiest songs. but that one sounds like a real gem.
VIDEO, stat!
i do have some video but not of the song.. i didn't have the camera with me at the moment my dad took it back haha... but yeah i have to get my dad to send me all the pics and video, it was his camera i was usin
Why did I say no to this!
If i didn't have mono and dying i'd have been there
I WANT A WII
aw, man. wish i were there!
i kinda of want one now ... weird
Hahaha - Mike: You might want to stay away from Taco Bell for the next few weeks. :P
oh man, this is not good!
eww... ive eaten at that one!
I saw SNOWW!!!!!!!!!! I love it, I love it! *dance, dance*
hey guys check this out: http://media.pfaw.org/video/pfaw/pfawvideo.asp
that video isn't working for me
ditto i see nothing
Rats, ok sorry try this:
click here
if you can't see it this is what it is about:
A viewer wrote in to ask Pat Robertson a question:
Why [do] evangelical Christians tell non-Christians that Jesus (God) is the only way to Heaven? Those who are Hindu, Buddhist, Islamic, etc. already know and have a relationship with God. Why is this? It seems disrespectful.
Robertson replied that it is not all disrespectful because all other religions really just worship “demonic powers.”
No. They don’t have a relationship. There is the god of the Bible, who is Jehovah. When you see L-O-R-D in caps, that is the name. It’s not Allah, it’s not Brahma, it’s not Shiva, it’s not Vishnu, it’s not Buddha. It is Jehovah God. They don’t have a relationship with him. He is the God of all Gods. These others are mostly demonic powers. Sure they’re demons. There are many demons in the world.
who is this guy?
televangelist
crazy
we had the PERFECT sister handle the #3 talk tonight. she won't wear a shirt unless it has a collar that comes up under her chin. and i don't know about all of your congregations, but every time we're in song of solomon they have a teenage boy do the reading. that just amuses me.
yeah we had like a 10 year old.. it was so funny.. he said the word "breasts" very fast like it was so cute/funny
and that sister would prolly like the Islamic fashion show!
http://64.111.216.18/ul/1488-isl5.jpg
har har har
Haha! We had a teenager do that reading in our hall too! The sister that did the #3 has absolutely no style, but her householder looked gorgeous, so the sister telling her householder how to dress was hilarious.
haha... yeah sometimes i don't think the overseers look at talks before they assign them
hahaha, my little brother had the reading and wouldn't look at any of us, because he knew we were waiting to make faces at him and mess him up every time he had to say "breast"
Same here. Both schools had a teenager assigned to do the reading. I ended up volunteering to do the one in the front school, though, since the person assigned didn't show up. I don't think I've been that nervous during a Bible reading in a long time.
I get to do the #4 talk tonight as my first talk in H-town.
nice, yo!
It's been several months since my last talk. Should be interesting.
'slow about wrath'– I'd prolly steer clear of topics with your siblings ;-)
Hahahaha..... Well they aren't in the truth.
Austin had that talk, he opened with a road rage scenario..."you just get your new car, and someone rearends you, and THEN blames it on you" then talked about the complaining israelites in the desert. it was so good! :)
man i had to switch talks with my mom and i had this talk about dressing and now i have the one about "will fire consume the earth?" i cant really think of a good setting.
How about you are in Hawaii watching a volcano erupt and run into a curious person. Haha...
You could tie it into armageddon - Maybe you could be discussing with a newer publisher that we're studying the revelation book and she's always been scared of that kind of prophecy because she thinks it means the destruction of the earth. Maybe?
I think the brother in my hall who assigned the talk went through which one of the not so young (21+) brothers to read it and he settled on the one who isnt or who has never been involved in a relationship, I guess making sure no ideas get into his head... haha.
Frodo Kelly is in the house!
The day is not complete without Alex picking at me.
I miss you guys. :(
Aw, you're a sweetie.
How do I access the internet with a PSP?
there's a web browser on there. use that. you'll have to configure the WiFi first, and, of course, you'll need to have WiFi available at your location.
What is WiFi? Sorry, I am not literate with that stuff.
Wireless 802.11 Internet access. If you're at a location with a "WiFi Hotspot", or something like that, you can use it on your PSP. If there's not wireless access there, you can't use it.
I found one in Stanhope, but I'm in Hackettstown. Is the "Hotspot" a store? What does that mean? Teach me Gameboy.
Why do you have a PSP if you know nothing about technology?
My ex-wife bought it for my son. I was fiddling with it last night and saw you could go onto the internet. That's why.
a hotspot is a place where you can get wireless internet. the closest place to you that has it i think is panera
will panera work with it, though? or do they lock it down somewhat? not sure..
can he use Centenary's?
Centenary is 2 blocks from my house.
yeah i think it's free there. centenary's may work
Ok, so what do I need to do?
i've never used a psp so i don't know. i know if you had a laptop you could get on, but i don't know if a psp works the same way
I would assume so. I'll call customer service I guess.
Panera? The bread store? Haha
lol?
dude, I told you I know nothing. You guys are speaking Greek to me. Haha...
Haha.. IIRC.. war driving around H-town.. there are quite a few open networks ;-)
Step by step guide....
whoa whoa, i think they have a web browser built in now. haha that's a old school hack. don't have to get all crazy with it anymore
Ok so how about everyday i find a gingerbread man cookie with his head bit off in my lab coat pocket. what the crap??
someone might be trying to tell you something.
this reminds me of what i'd do to my old boss now and then. he'd always leave his coat all around or on a chair somewhere. and from time to time i'd be compelled to put some of whatever i was eating into his pockets. trail mix, skittles, cheez-its. though i kinda crossed the line with a pizza crust one time. we got a good laugh though.
my boss puts tons of stuff in my friends pockets cuz he wears such baggy pants so he said one time he went to hollywood video and he took his wallet from his back pocket to pay and an anchovy flopped out from his wallet onto the counter with a bunch of chickpeas.
or one time he woke up after a night of drinking in a strange house and kept wondering why it smelled like fish and it was because he had bad clams in his pocket and that's why his game was so bad the night before. hysterical!!
did you guys know Jolt makes caffeinated gum? hmm that looks like it's spelled wrong. Anyway, it's good stuff.
my rims don't spin, on the contrary
you can see that they're quite stationary
they see me mowin my front lawn
Everyone has seen that Brooklyn Style Pizza commercial, right?
The lady in the cab shouting, "Fold it like a man!"...yeah, I swear she's my Shakespeare prof.
Only, in class, she doesn't say stuff like "Fold it like a man!" Rather, she says stuff like "Stop pussy-footing around the subject" (can I say that on here?) and "I expected a more intelligent answer from you."
HAHAHA! "can i say that on here?" you just did. thought when people say that i kinda cringe.
Quite legitimate phraseology..
http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=pussyfoot
Unless you need a hand up onto the curb :D
Shoot me....
ugh me too!!! lol
this just isn't a good week.
How do I create a link to a word document?
My firm hired a marketing person who was supposed to be updating the website, but she's never done any web stuff, so I'm on my own still. :(
There's a few basic things you need to do:
1. upload the .doc file to your website.
2. figure out what the URL is. (either the full URL, or the relative URL from the page you're linking from)
3. make a link to it in your HTML.
which part do you need help with?
Nevermind - I thought it was something more complicated than that; I figured it out. I had flashbacks to that time over the summer when I couldn't figure out something with the FTP and all the attorneys were yelling at me. You saved me then too, Ian! :) Thanks!
You're a genius!
Only for listening to you! :)
UGH i so wanna go to this show....
awww man... it would be awesome to see foo fighters, beck, the killers, and gnarles barkely
i know! and we have to wait to hear "everlong" by foo fighters before the go on sale. my friends and i have been listening non-stop since yesterday to get these tickets. they sell out in minutes EVERY year
sounds like it'd be fun, except for all the "christmas" stuff, and the overload of christmas songs they'll probably be playing. :(
nah its NOTHING like that. they strayed from all of it a few years ago but they just kept calling it "acoustic xmas" cause its done in december. the station throws a big concert in june called "weenie roast". and they dont dress as weenies. LOL
oo ! oo! Beck, Raconteurs, Snow Patrol