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No one should have to wake up today.
i know, i'm sitting at my desk at work and i'm just half awake... ugh. my eyes are still soo sleepy :(
I don't have school today but I had to get up to do homework...so it's like "You could still be sleeping.."
Forget snow days, we need rain days off.
Can't believe it's December 1. Where did the year go? Still have to get my 2007 calendars. Eeeek
4 hour naps appeal to me. :)
if you're a CSI miami fan you will love this
thank you! haha.
haha, todd showed me this last night. hilarious
you can almost see him running through the steps in his head:
1. look down and put on sunglasses
2. deliver cheese
3. exit stage left
so funny right? I live for these one-liners. I really do.
2 Bedrm Toms River, NJ House for sale = $205,000
WHAATT that's really good!
2 Bedrm LAVALLETTE, NJ House for winter rent = $825/month
wowee that's really awesome if i was single i would grab a friend and move out for the winter for $400 a month a piece, can't beat that!
scary, i been on here for 5 years. And like my 8th ezmessage is in gfc rocks "come here often; whats your sign"
it's been a long time...
Anybody want some baseball bases, catcher's mask and chest pad, and some softballs? my work is throwing some out
Lindsay Lohan = Ray Liotta???
lollerz
roflcopter! Funniest thing evar posted by you
wow one of the ad agencies i worked with at my old job wants to contract me to do my old job!
sweet! you gonna do it?
we'll see if it will be a good schedule for pioneering. i'm going up to my old office tomorrow and they are paying me nearly $200 for the 4 hours travel and the day's work.
Does anyone know that, when SS#s were created, if they were shorter?
Hmph..nevermind.
What could be the significance of a three digit number to your identity?
I was reading through it, thanks :)
I'm trying to write an essay on the poem "The Unknown Citizen" and it has this prologue thingy:
To JS/07/M/378
I'm pretty sure JS is the name, 07 the year he was born, M meaning that he is male but I can't figure out what 378 could be.
how big of a fatty he was lol, dunno besides weight what that could be
That's what my sister said.
prolly foreshadowed how fat mikes gonna be!
I'm 90% sure that the first three numbers are relative to the state you were born in - but I'm not sure how to get a historical record of which numbers were used for which states in which years.
Yeah, the first three numbers area accorded by region (east coast being lower numbers west being higher like zipcodes). I guess it's not really important to know what the actual numbers mean but I was trying to figure out their relative significance.
Can you find any annotated copies of the poem? I have this great Byron anthology that has all kinds of footnotes about how the lines could've related to his own life. Unless you'd consider that plagiarism - I dunno.
I have the anthology I use for class but is has really bad footnotes. We're supposed to do this on our own (haha...asking ezabel doesn't count!) unless we want the paper to be longer and then we can use critical sources. I think I can manage to write the paper without going into detail about the dedication, just that it is how the government views people just as letters and numbers.
Ahh, so cheating is looked down upon at your school, huh? :P I also think it's interesting that so many people around the turn of the century used to sign letters and other private documents with just their initials. As if your initials would be different from everyone in your immediate radius because the world was so much smaller than today, what with this new-fangled "internet".
Only sometimes :)
Huh..that is interesting. Do you think it was possible that you wouldn't know anyone else with the same initials? That's kind of cool.
Well think about it, 100 years ago, or even 50 years ago, how many people could you really know intimately? Your family, maybe 10-15 friends from your town and church. That's a much smaller social circle than we have today. Plus, prior to WWII, isolationism was popular not only as foreign policy, but as a way of life; people were content to stay to themselves. That changed during the war when women started working and also in the 50's with the civil rights movement.
OK, so I had minor surgery this morning, and everything went well. I'm home, safe and sound, and healing....plus I have the day off.
Side note....there's these kid's toys called Tech Decks, which are mini skateboards taht kids put together, and trade and stuff. Well, I got Tyler two, and Gina, one I got just because of you....it's an Element one. Tyler said he won't trade that one.
:)
wow its like the size of 1 and half match books, crazy!
woot got my sandisk e270 in!
woot got my sandisk e270 in!
67 mustang convertible for sale
is this because you got fired?
no. when did i get fired? no, i'm selling the car for a downpayment on a house
well, yesterday you said you thought you were going to get fired, then today you are selling a mustang, I was just connecting some dots
I see. It's more like fear of the possibility I'll be knocked down to a lower position than I currently have. But hopefully it won't happen, since everyone in real estate was struggling this whole year. So I'm just trying to cram in all the listings and buys and rentals I can get before my annual one on one meeting to make me look better. If sales performance isn't up to par there's danger of being demoted and I wanna stay with what I'm doing now. I've intended on selling my car for awhile tho. And now's really the time to do it, since I want to get into a house before the buyers market is through with.
aw man my DREAM car is a 65 convertible mustang.
well, just pretend this is that. you can love this car, can't you? haha
awww its DEF a nice one but i need a 65. LOL
My dad had a '65. It's so funny to think that parents were cool at one point...
Not a picture of mine. But this is what I have.
Hey Ian - Don't you think this sounds like an item you'd find in Morrowind?
Bump!
Ian!
YIPPPEEE!!! i just got my plane ticket to vegas for the end of december!!!
Uh, what are you going to do in Vegas? See shows?
this should be a fun thread
hahahahaha....I just wonder what the point of going to the gambling capital of the world is.
I think Rio is the gambling capital of the world.
There's a lot more to do in vegas than gamble.
theres SOOOOOO much to do in vegas beside gamble. tsk tsk, small minds. LOL
you're so going to see celine dion aren't you? admit it!
um yeah sure. LOL actually we got hooked up w/free tickets to her show when she first started her show. my best friend loves her (i know i know - lol) so i sucked it up and attended he show and you know what, it wasnt bad at all. now i do want to see prince. he has some shows now at Cesars Palace (i think) anyway i want to see him.
What is that, like a 20 min plane ride?
Awesome! Someone brought me back chocolates from
here and they were to die for! Check it out if you're shopping around.
hmmm, i dont think i've tried those. hmmm, i must do so! lol
Hopefully I can MAKE IT!
are you going???
morning ladies and gents.
picked up a new phone last night! went from my old school LG VX4400 to an LG VX8600. the phone is verry nice!
NICE!!! waht does it look like? i have the VX8300 and i love it!!
yeah i really like it so far. the only feature i miss from my old phone: Vibrate then Ring
http://www.engadget.com/2006/11/15/verizons-lg-vx8600-chocolate-flip-launched/
aw man, i like that! its really nice. now i hate my phone! THANKS GAMEBOY! lol
sweet. almost decided to get that one. i'm gonna go with the VX9900 though. I need QWERTY.
that phone looked pretty nice, but it's a bit bulky, and i just won't see the point of that style of phone. you text a lot?
nonstop
pay the extra and get the Q, you'll thank me later
Q blows, shoulda got the treo 700, i know you are jealous.
treo 650's better
700 is clearly 50 better than 650
haha
the Q isn't sexy enough. all that wasted front space. weak menus. slow scroll. it's a poor man's blackberry/treo. i don't need a PDA or net on the go. i just want QWERTY for texting and such. oh, and the navigation. the vx9900 suits my needs. and it's sexy.
One of the young ones from our hall has that phone and she wanted us to order a face plate for it. In searching, we discovered that there is a face plate out there for many models of cell phones entitled "Jesus on a cross". Pretty gruesome and certainly odd. Sorry, this is off topic.
I buy a house today, and I am totally freakin' out about it. (in a good, i'm excited, can't wait, really nervous, huge responsibility sorta way)
awesome, man! i was wondering when you guys were closing.
you guys need any help moving/painting?
yeah. We are going to need some help. We are going to move all the big stuff next weekend. This weekend we have our circuit assembly. (the one about materialism, probably good to have it AFTER we bought our house)
do you know if mikayla and liam talked about that? are we coming down to help out?
don't know. but that would be cool.
i talked to mikayla and i think we're gonna come and help out!
nice, somehow alex's computer became a domain controller on our network and stopped propogation on our other servers
lol. is he running a Server OS???
actually i think it was a machine that he imaged and it just generated a machine name with his id. possibly the mobile ghost server we built because that has server 2003 on it with admin tools... not sure yet
I probably gotta like list 10 properties or bring 10 buyers within a couple days to make my manager happy before the yearly review so I don't face getting knocked down to referral agent. Give me help.
THE VILLAGE GREEN IS ON FIRE
what? what's going on over there??
Which buildings? Is it spreading? Is it under control? Do you have renters insurance? Is the Wii in the car already?
haha i guess i exaggerated a bit.
building across from ours had a small fire... mostly smoke i think. everything was normal by the time i got home from work, but it sure got mikayla excited for a bit.
we don't have insurance!
and the Wii SHOULD have been in the car, if kayla wasn't such a slacker!
can you OD on vitamins? I bought the gummy ones and i've had like fifteen in the last twenty minutes. I hate really gummy bears but these are like crack
women in Turkey have tried. i saw it on the news today. ODing on vitamins. who'da thunk?
Yeh you can. A human's only supposed to have a certain amount of vitamin dosage per day. I used to think if I take more vitamins I'd be healthier, but then I read that there's a certain daily dosage assigned to each different vitamin and it's dangerous to exceed those amounts.
most viatmins pass through you, should you have the sufficient amount in your body, like the B's, C's and A's. but there are some that can do harm to your liver, kidneys etc. and those are like the K's, E's, irons, etc.
(web-toed dials a client's phone number)
Client - Hey! (obviously thinks I'm someone else)
Me - Hi, I'm calling from Attorney **'s, office. Do you have a few minutes to talk?
Client - Um, yeah, sure. I just had foot surgery, but yeah. (nervous laughter)
Me - Great. I received the documents you dropped off the other day at our office, and I have a few questions for you.
Client - Now?
Me - Yes.
Client - Um, I'm actually waiting for another call. Could you call me back in half an hour?
Complete evasion.
In news: I think I'm gonna get fired
Half day off work!!! Tyler's sick so I'm home, getting ready to take him to the doctor's....but at least I'm HOOOOMMMEEE!!!!!
half days are great! it's like you're forced to get up and actually get motivated to shower and get dressed, and then once you've done all that you get to leave early and take advantage of the day! woot
lol, i just realized i made 6 months worth of contacts last for 2 years.
dude. that's really bad for your eyes. i hope you went for an eye exam in that 2 year space.
i went about a year and a half once on 6 months worth of contacts. then i realized that with 800-contacts.com, it costs like $40 for 6 months.
$80/year = vision for life
how about this: i sleep with them in, too.
$40 for 6 months? what contacts do you get? it looks like they're charging $99 for six months for Acuvue Advance.
Eww! I hate sleeping in contacts. That's really bad for your eyes. Are you just too lazy to take them out?
it's just a bad habit. i really do fine... the eye doc says i shouldn't do it, but i've haven't had any problems so far. i dunno.
this is why i wear my glasses for like 2 months or so every now and then. it's my "purge" period.
Remember a few months ago there was that scare of bacterial infections related to baush & lomb contact drops? About 75% of the people who got infections never took out their contacts. You need your eyes, man. How can you play a wii if you only have one eye and no depth perception? Huh? Huh?
does anyone have the song we used to be friends by the dandy warhols?
Sent EZ message with link.
Cheers!
hey everyone who owns an XBOX 360!
DO NOT PLUG IT INTO A SURGE PROTECTOR! IT has one built in, and it could cause problems.
you mean like frying it like it may have done to mine? Somehow i think thats bogus since everyones 360 is dead without plugging it into a surge protector
yeah i heard that helps
also, dont ever touch your ears while playing i heard that gives off some kind of signal to the 360
lol EAT LIKE SNAKE
if i saw a dude slithering across the floor like that i'd probably leave the room very quickly.
Alex of the 9 fingers...and the Fro of doom...Hahahahahahahaha..........I kill me. And 99% of everyone probably doesn't know what I am saying and thinks I am nuts. It's all good...
*raises hand* oooo i think your nuts. LOL
im in the 1 percent that doesnt care then
I know what that's from! Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhh DEMO!
"where there's a whip! (whooopsh!) There's a way! (whooopsh!)
"where there's a whip! (whooopsh!) There's a way! (whooopsh!)
We don't wanna go to war today! but the dark lord says, Nay nay nay!
We gonna march all day all day all dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
cause where there's a whip, there's a way!
i'll never come to this website ever again
man, I should have said that years ago!
jk jk
You are the man Todd! A little freaky you know all the words, but you're still the man.
i think its from some lotr cartoon from so long ago, i remember seeing it when i was like 6 or something
I thought you banned TV. LOL!
noooooopppppeeee
Aren't you just parodying the part of RotK when the minstrel is going to sing the story (to Sam's everlasting delight) about Frodo of the 9 Fingers and the Ring of Doom?
Exactly!! Yes!!! Others are crazy too!! LOL!
Why does this make me crazy?
Because I am crazy and you read my mind. Haha... JK
In the end there can be only one...
You don't slap a man. Even in the old days when that was fashionable they had a duel afterwards, someone had to die...
Are you speaking of Alex and my imminent duel at dawn? haha...
I LOVE ALEX KELLY!!!!!
-----> to the macking forum please
Was already in there. LOL!
PwN'd by Monster....
ok so i have a question, whats that triangle sign beyonce always does to Jay-Z? or like when JayZ performs peeps do that triangle sign with their hands? whats the deal?
its the sign for RocaWear, his clothing line
for reals? i had no idea roca wear was his line? hmmmm....thanks!
err wrong its for rocafella records, its a diamond symbol for DA da ROCK. DUH
either way....LAME LOL
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocafella#Symbols_of_the_Roc
RESPECTA THA ROCK YO!
still lame! LOL
weirdest news item of all time, really
this is amazing.
good stuff, thats funny
i rule!!!
lies, ang!
GG, check your inbox!
i just did hun, i responded.
and I responded to you, too.
me too i responded!
k, just responded
two gayz
check
responded to the respond of the respondeded
so my friends 10 year anniversary party is this saturday the SAME day as the BIG USC/UCLA football game is on! i'm hoping the guys will be watching @ the party.
monster, do you know a bro by the name asher? his bro looks like that lance kid from N Sync...
nada, doesn't ring a bell.. do you know what city? age-ish?
Its a snow day here, luvin it ;-)
hmmm about 28 - 30. um i think vancouver.
I consulted a db, and only found an Austin age 24.(Painter/Alarm installer)
db?
data base
oh. thanks hun
hello from the hospital! AND i'm just working.. not.. a patient.. yet.. lol
HAHAHAHA awwww are you in the psych ward?? LOL i was a patient on wed. for the whole morning anyway.
in the psych ward?!?! are you ok?
or if not, still, are you ok?
haha i wish, cause them i would've been treated with prozac or something. LOL eh im ok. they thought i had appendicitis and i had to go through ALL these tests. but it wasnt my appendix. i'm ok now tho. they gave me morphine and an IV too. so weird. but the best feeling. LOL
i'll txt you later with the results.
ya let me know! i hope your'e ok!
i will be. thanks chica. i'll text you in a bit.
Paypal is the devil
you keep saying this. Yet, I still refuse to find out why.
For clarification. This is not meant to sound mean. I just won't ask, cause you haven't offered.
haha no offense taken, i doubt u could be mean anyway :) It is in reference to how paypal has frozen my account in order to "protect me from unscrupulous buyers" and then when i refunded the money from the buyer is still holding other money in the account and is making me jump through hoops just to get my OWN money back from them. As i said fun :/
BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
Lets make fun of Todd. Haha...
or
We could talk about how you can hide a sandwich between your chest and gut. LOL!
by eating it?
Guess you never watched Austin Powers and a certain F.B. He could show you the trick.
THE STATE! Season 1 is now available on iTunes!!!
woohooooo!
"oh no, I just spilta red wine all over my white suita, and the pope, he's a coming" ... "the popea, he's a so nicea" (haha, do you like my italian??!?)
78 days and 58 minutes til this kid is driving!
Ok Matt and Todd, Ian says your place is the most logical place to have a Wii party. You've been nominated. LOL!
ok, sure, but you're not invited.
:o(
I truly am a red-headed step-child...
see what happens when you invite yourself places?
I was actually joking. But hey, you can be a weasel.
awww you're a ginger kid! LOL *south park episode
I'm more like the henchman who gets killed off quickly in a James Bond movie. The guy who is never missed. Haha...
lol. henchman.
So it's all good, I'll try to work up another wii party. You can come sometime
Sounds good.
bah to the wii, PC LAN PARTAY!
Lewis Black on Harry Potter camp?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqpYsV53dqU
most funky freshness EVAR!!!