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PIZZA IS GROSS

yodasucka by yodasuckaOG 2003 · Nov 13, 2003 · 607 views

Ok, so this topic has come up a lot lately... and I think it deserves its own thread.
I, Melody don't-gots-no-middle-name Valenti, dispise pizza. I understand that by saying this it makes me seem like a freak (for real, how is it any worse from Dan not being able to eat cheese?) but, I just don't like it!! And it is basically the food of America which is so stupid cuz every where I go its like "o how about we order a pizza?" or "lets go get some pizza?" o bolly! can you freaks find something else to eat?! like sandwiches... now sandwiches are good... but NO! its all about the pizza! What do you find so good about this greasy mess called Pizza?! What exactly about how it burns the roof of your mouth or how the cheese NEVER stays in place, do you enjoy so much? And omg, don't even get me started on you people who eat it COLD! COLD! Like its not bad enough hot, you gotta eat it straight out of the fridge!!
So go ahead, lets hear it, jump all over me for not liking pizza...

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105 Comments

aviator #12 aviatorOG 2004

chicken tomato pizza. Thats the stuff

modestjesse #11 modestjesseOG 2004

Buffalo Chicken Pizza

YUMMY!

perrin #11.1 perrinOG 2004

You know you guys are always talking about that but I've never had any I really need to find somewhere that has it and try it.

yodasucka #10 yodasuckaOG 2003

so Mr. Cerbo (who is the offical Man) told me today that pizza is better then a burger and fries... is that true? or was he just drunk again...

thatdarngirl #10.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Burgers annoy me sometimes. my favorite type of hamburgers are from diners with those nice big toasted rolls. I enjoy pizza a lot..especially white pizza with tomato and garlic!

perrin #10.1.1 perrinOG 2004

Oh yeah white pizza is the best. I really like white pizza with broccoli on it. Oh man good stuff.

socalgal #10.1.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

white pizza??? how's it white??

perrin perrinOG 2004

You've never had white pizza. Man you've got to be kidding me. it's great. It has no tomato sauce but has Ricotta and mozzarella on it. Sometimes it has mushrooms or broccoli or spinach or something like that on it it's great.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

NO WAY, i've never had that....

perrin perrinOG 2004

You should try it it's really good. At least I really like it. lol

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

would you have to go to a down home italian place to get it?

perrin perrinOG 2004

Not around here you wouldn't but I don't know about out there. Then again I guess a lot of the pizza places around here are like that. lol

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 perrin

hmm, i need to seek this out....

perrin perrinOG 2004 socalgal

Yeah you really do. You need to at least try it. lol

thatdarngirl #10.1.1.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yeah..thats pretty good. Actually, white pizza with tomato doesn't have ricotta..I'm not sure what kind of cheese it has. Hmm

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

usually very minimal on the cheese. like some pecorrino romano or something. that is REAL italian (especially specialty of rome) pizza. with the super thin crust.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

i like red and white pizza. Which is white pizza with splotches of tomato sauce...

malibu #9 malibuOG 2001

i love completely biased poles. they crack me up.

yodasucka #9.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

BIASED?! it is in no way biased...

malibu #9.1.1 malibuOG 2001

EVERY OPTION gives the impression that pizza is gross!!!!!!

yodasucka #9.1.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

i'm sorry, i haven't a clue what it is you are speaking about... (pizza IS delicious btw, i've seen the light, and realized that i've been wrong along..)

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

You got MOD'D (like being Punk'd only..not)

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

yea i noticed! ew!

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

i'm bout to kill you bryan... remember-it tkaes me 3.5 seconds to get to your house...

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

this fact is due to your traveling @ 75mph on icey roads down residential streets

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

yea well it happens... remember when we almost died?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

it's true tho...i saw her eat it at my parents

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

please state the date of these illegid occasions...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

last time dad got pizza from the old judge

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

ok i ate a piece that was about a half inch and i hated it... and u MADE me do it so don't eventry

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

yes i sat on you and forced the pizza into your mouth *rolls eyes* you know you loved it-it was just like the pizza in rome

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 forrestina

no cuz it was cold and icky

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 yodasucka

*shakes head* maybe if you didn't spend so much time changing your outfit it would have been hot

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

*ehemm*...you mean, alleged?.haha....you know how you're always talkin about how you're in honors english?..i think..that might be as much of a lie as this whole "i'm italian and don't like pizza" thing..itlains, and pizza, are synonymous..italians bleed pizza...it's like, inborn..you cannot fight it..so stop trying!

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toxicgirlOG 2003

it's pointless to resist

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

pizza is not really an Italian food- so you are WRONG! you dumb americans just always say it is! and i AM in honors english! SO THERE MR. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CHANGE MY FONT COLOR!

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toxicgirlOG 2003

it's true, my dad says that pizza isn't really italian. american tourists expect to get good pizza in italy so ppl started making pizza to make them happy. americans also have a tendency to think that pizza is better from pizza shops where italians are behind the counter. but it's not like they brought the secret recipie from the "old country" or anything.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 toxicgirl

i like mexican pizzas

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 fivezero

omg i can eat 2 of those and a quesadilla lol

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 omegatweeter

i made a quesadilla for dinner last night

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 omegatweeter

"omg" is a phrase specifically only used by dustin diamond.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 omegatweeter

double post ... stupid coldfusion

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 skaorsk8

now wait a minute, is the coldfusion stupid or you? lol jk! don't hurt me!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 toxicgirl

thats really not true. i remembered this story from my italian teacher and found the rest of it on google. check it out.

In 1889 King Umberto and Queen Margarita of Italy visited a small pizzeria in Naples, Italy. Excited about the King and Queen’s visit, the owner of the pizzeria made a thin-crusted pizza imitating the colors of the Italian flag with tomatoes and mozzarella cheese topped with basil leaves. The Queen expressed her love for this fresh tasting pizza. In the Queen’s honor, the owner of this small Italian pizzeria named his new creation the Margarita pizza. The Margarita pizza became a taste sensation throughout Italy and helped popularize pizza throughout Europe and later the United States.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 tesoro

mmm you're making me hungry! Margarita pizza is so good from a brick oven. yummmmm

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 forrestina

absolutely. theres a place by me that makes that. i frequent it.

perrin perrinOG 2004 forrestina

Yeah brick oven pizza is GREAT. There is a place over here by me that makes it that way too. YUM YUM!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 perrin

i still haven't found "white" pizza here!

perrin perrinOG 2004 socalgal

Man you've got to be kidding me. I just had some tonight. Oh man so good. You've got to find some.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 perrin

BLAH BLAH BLAHHHHHH - LOL I've searched but i can't find it! =(

perrin perrinOG 2004 socalgal

Man. That is so messed up.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 perrin

I agree. Totally shocking.

perrin perrinOG 2004 fivezero

Yeah really. What kind of place doesn't have any pizza places that don't make what pizza. That is just so wrong.

hunkpapap #9.2 hunkpapapOG 2003

i like north poles...

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#8 uranusOG 2004

I love eating pizza. It is so delicious.

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#7 ukrainiumOG 2002

Pizza is good and thats all i have to say,GOOOODNIGHT!

beachbum #6 beachbumOG 2002

pizza is the #1 thing i miss eating

fivezero #5 fivezeroOG 2003

Ok, so this topic has come up a lot lately... and I think it deserves its own comment.
I, Brian gots-a-middle-name Valentine, dispise MELODY. I understand that by saying this it makes me seem like a freak (for real, how is it any worse from Dan not being able to eat cheese?) but, I just don't like her!! And she is basically a product of America which is so stupid cuz every where I go its like "o how about we invite MELODY?" or "lets go get MELODY?" o bolly! can you freaks find something else to hang out with?! like sandwiches... now sandwiches are good... but NO! its all about MELODY! What do you find so good about this greasy mess called MELODY?! What exactly about how it burns your tolerance or how the cheese NEVER stays in place, do you enjoy so much? And omg, don't even get me started on you people who actually LIKE to hang out with her! Like its not bad enough she's always on ezabel, you gotta call her to hang out in real life?!!
So go ahead, lets hear it, jump all over me for not liking MELODY...

yodasucka #5.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

::crys:: well that was certainly unnecessary... first u make fun of my skater boys... now its come to this! u WILL be mentioned in my suicide letter...

fivezero #5.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

make sure you put a HEART when you dot the "I" in my name. muahahah!

yodasucka #5.1.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

o i'll put a hear there alright....

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

tis a joke. a joke. remember the card? i care. *snicker*

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

gab, how can you continue to see this jerk?

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toxicgirlOG 2003

i'm afraid, verrrry afraid

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

dude. you're a joke. you have the makings of a ladies-man, but you've got this unidentifiable flaw somewhere in you that keeps you alone, bro. you flirt with taken girls because it's safe. it's not risky and you know no one will take it seriously. rejection must be a big part of your life, buddy.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

whoa, did ya have too call him out like that in front of everyone???

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i kiddd i kiddd. he, uh, called me a JERK. and he jabs at my manhood [not in the gay way] all the time. he had it comin'!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 fivezero

you have manhood???

hahhahaha brian you know i love you

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toxicgirlOG 2003 skaorsk8

I told him to be nice to you, return the favor.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 toxicgirl

can u also tell him to be nice to me?!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 yodasucka

i have been pretty rough today. from now on i will be nice to everyone.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 fivezero

i will believe it when i see it

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 yodasucka

yeah me too...*waiting anxiously*

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toxicgirlOG 2003 skaorsk8

I can't shake this nagging feeling that you have a crush on my boyfriend.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

wow.. that was intense... what do you think of me 5-0.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

haha aw yea i remember the card.. but u c the thing is, i forgave u the skater boy comment due to the card and i just can't keep using that as an excuse... so therefore u must do something else to get back on my good side OR ELSE

yodasucka #4 yodasuckaOG 2003

fine fine.. i added an option for u pizza likers

rocksupastar #4.1 rocksupastarFounder

haha, just cause you SHOULD! to make it fair, just cause YOUR odd... and i saw you EAT pizza!

yodasucka #4.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

u did? when?

rocksupastar #4.1.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

that day that you ate pizza that i saw you.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

liar liar pants on fire!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i hate pizza! *pants burst into flames*

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

no! that is not true! my pants would stay very much not on fire because I really do hate pizza!

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#3 toxicgirlOG 2003

This is a knife to my heart. An entire thread against pizza...as if the comment wasn't bad enough.

malibu #3.1 malibuOG 2001

hahah. i love you and completely agree with you.

forrestina #2 forrestinaOG 2002

well SOME people don't eat meat. hey can you order me a special cheese sandwhich because I don't eat coldcuts.

yodasucka #2.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

yes.. they make them i'm sure...

forrestina #2.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

sure they make them but if you're getting a 6ft sub are you going to get me one with just cheese and veggies?

yodasucka #2.1.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

indeed i will... if it means that there will be no pizza

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

whatever you only starting hating it after 3 years of disgusting rat-infested Gio's. i'm so sick of you saying you hate pizza when i've seen you eat it about a thousand times.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

i only ate at Gios for ONE year cuz after that my friends got cars... i admited to eating pizza.. i just don't ENJOY it!! stop acting like u know everything... ur stupid

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

we're finished. i'm going to sit on you when i come to your house today and then...you know the rest.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

then u will say ur sorry? good idea

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

ehhhhh wrong answer.

omegatweeter #1 omegatweeterOG 2003

lol why are all the poll options against pizza?

yodasucka #1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

becuase pizza is gross!! no one should like it!! join me pete in my crusade against this vile food!!

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#1.1.1 toxicgirlOG 2003

I'd love to turn on the news someday and see you picketing pizza shops all by yourself. That would be great. I'd ask for your autograph.

yodasucka #1.1.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

LOL! o man!!! ur giving me ideas....

fivezero #1.1.1.2 fivezeroOG 2003

it will not come to this. she will go the route of JFK. Bryan "Lee Harvey" Drummond....pull the trigger.

omegatweeter #1.1.2 omegatweeterOG 2003

is this the part where my eyes get all swirley and i talk all mesmerized?

yodasucka #1.1.2.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

good so it worked then!

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

man now i'm hungry... *buys a pizza slice*

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

NO PETE! ur on the dark side now!! i can't save you!

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

*breathes like darth vador* melody... i am your pizza maker.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

hahahahahaahhhahhahahahahahah

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