PIZZA IS GROSS
by Ok, so this topic has come up a lot lately... and I think it deserves its own thread.
I, Melody don't-gots-no-middle-name Valenti, dispise pizza. I understand that by saying this it makes me seem like a freak (for real, how is it any worse from Dan not being able to eat cheese?) but, I just don't like it!! And it is basically the food of America which is so stupid cuz every where I go its like "o how about we order a pizza?" or "lets go get some pizza?" o bolly! can you freaks find something else to eat?! like sandwiches... now sandwiches are good... but NO! its all about the pizza! What do you find so good about this greasy mess called Pizza?! What exactly about how it burns the roof of your mouth or how the cheese NEVER stays in place, do you enjoy so much? And omg, don't even get me started on you people who eat it COLD! COLD! Like its not bad enough hot, you gotta eat it straight out of the fridge!!
So go ahead, lets hear it, jump all over me for not liking pizza...
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chicken tomato pizza. Thats the stuff
Buffalo Chicken Pizza
YUMMY!
You know you guys are always talking about that but I've never had any I really need to find somewhere that has it and try it.
so Mr. Cerbo (who is the offical Man) told me today that pizza is better then a burger and fries... is that true? or was he just drunk again...
Burgers annoy me sometimes. my favorite type of hamburgers are from diners with those nice big toasted rolls. I enjoy pizza a lot..especially white pizza with tomato and garlic!
Oh yeah white pizza is the best. I really like white pizza with broccoli on it. Oh man good stuff.
white pizza??? how's it white??
You've never had white pizza. Man you've got to be kidding me. it's great. It has no tomato sauce but has Ricotta and mozzarella on it. Sometimes it has mushrooms or broccoli or spinach or something like that on it it's great.
NO WAY, i've never had that....
You should try it it's really good. At least I really like it. lol
would you have to go to a down home italian place to get it?
Not around here you wouldn't but I don't know about out there. Then again I guess a lot of the pizza places around here are like that. lol
Yeah..thats pretty good. Actually, white pizza with tomato doesn't have ricotta..I'm not sure what kind of cheese it has. Hmm
usually very minimal on the cheese. like some pecorrino romano or something. that is REAL italian (especially specialty of rome) pizza. with the super thin crust.
i like red and white pizza. Which is white pizza with splotches of tomato sauce...
i love completely biased poles. they crack me up.
BIASED?! it is in no way biased...
EVERY OPTION gives the impression that pizza is gross!!!!!!
i'm sorry, i haven't a clue what it is you are speaking about... (pizza IS delicious btw, i've seen the light, and realized that i've been wrong along..)
You got MOD'D (like being Punk'd only..not)
yea i noticed! ew!
i'm bout to kill you bryan... remember-it tkaes me 3.5 seconds to get to your house...
it's true tho...i saw her eat it at my parents
please state the date of these illegid occasions...
last time dad got pizza from the old judge
ok i ate a piece that was about a half inch and i hated it... and u MADE me do it so don't eventry
yes i sat on you and forced the pizza into your mouth *rolls eyes* you know you loved it-it was just like the pizza in rome
no cuz it was cold and icky
*shakes head* maybe if you didn't spend so much time changing your outfit it would have been hot
*ehemm*...you mean, alleged?.haha....you know how you're always talkin about how you're in honors english?..i think..that might be as much of a lie as this whole "i'm italian and don't like pizza" thing..itlains, and pizza, are synonymous..italians bleed pizza...it's like, inborn..you cannot fight it..so stop trying!
it's pointless to resist
pizza is not really an Italian food- so you are WRONG! you dumb americans just always say it is! and i AM in honors english! SO THERE MR. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CHANGE MY FONT COLOR!
it's true, my dad says that pizza isn't really italian. american tourists expect to get good pizza in italy so ppl started making pizza to make them happy. americans also have a tendency to think that pizza is better from pizza shops where italians are behind the counter. but it's not like they brought the secret recipie from the "old country" or anything.
omg i can eat 2 of those and a quesadilla lol
i made a quesadilla for dinner last night
"omg" is a phrase specifically only used by dustin diamond.
double post ... stupid coldfusion
now wait a minute, is the coldfusion stupid or you? lol jk! don't hurt me!
thats really not true. i remembered this story from my italian teacher and found the rest of it on google. check it out.
In 1889 King Umberto and Queen Margarita of Italy visited a small pizzeria in Naples, Italy. Excited about the King and Queen’s visit, the owner of the pizzeria made a thin-crusted pizza imitating the colors of the Italian flag with tomatoes and mozzarella cheese topped with basil leaves. The Queen expressed her love for this fresh tasting pizza. In the Queen’s honor, the owner of this small Italian pizzeria named his new creation the Margarita pizza. The Margarita pizza became a taste sensation throughout Italy and helped popularize pizza throughout Europe and later the United States.
mmm you're making me hungry! Margarita pizza is so good from a brick oven. yummmmm
absolutely. theres a place by me that makes that. i frequent it.
Yeah brick oven pizza is GREAT. There is a place over here by me that makes it that way too. YUM YUM!
Man you've got to be kidding me. I just had some tonight. Oh man so good. You've got to find some.
BLAH BLAH BLAHHHHHH - LOL I've searched but i can't find it! =(
i like north poles...
I love eating pizza. It is so delicious.
Pizza is good and thats all i have to say,GOOOODNIGHT!
pizza is the #1 thing i miss eating
Ok, so this topic has come up a lot lately... and I think it deserves its own comment.
I, Brian gots-a-middle-name Valentine, dispise MELODY. I understand that by saying this it makes me seem like a freak (for real, how is it any worse from Dan not being able to eat cheese?) but, I just don't like her!! And she is basically a product of America which is so stupid cuz every where I go its like "o how about we invite MELODY?" or "lets go get MELODY?" o bolly! can you freaks find something else to hang out with?! like sandwiches... now sandwiches are good... but NO! its all about MELODY! What do you find so good about this greasy mess called MELODY?! What exactly about how it burns your tolerance or how the cheese NEVER stays in place, do you enjoy so much? And omg, don't even get me started on you people who actually LIKE to hang out with her! Like its not bad enough she's always on ezabel, you gotta call her to hang out in real life?!!
So go ahead, lets hear it, jump all over me for not liking MELODY...
::crys:: well that was certainly unnecessary... first u make fun of my skater boys... now its come to this! u WILL be mentioned in my suicide letter...
make sure you put a HEART when you dot the "I" in my name. muahahah!
o i'll put a hear there alright....
tis a joke. a joke. remember the card? i care. *snicker*
gab, how can you continue to see this jerk?
i'm afraid, verrrry afraid
dude. you're a joke. you have the makings of a ladies-man, but you've got this unidentifiable flaw somewhere in you that keeps you alone, bro. you flirt with taken girls because it's safe. it's not risky and you know no one will take it seriously. rejection must be a big part of your life, buddy.
whoa, did ya have too call him out like that in front of everyone???
i kiddd i kiddd. he, uh, called me a JERK. and he jabs at my manhood [not in the gay way] all the time. he had it comin'!
i have been pretty rough today. from now on i will be nice to everyone.
wow.. that was intense... what do you think of me 5-0.
haha aw yea i remember the card.. but u c the thing is, i forgave u the skater boy comment due to the card and i just can't keep using that as an excuse... so therefore u must do something else to get back on my good side OR ELSE
fine fine.. i added an option for u pizza likers
haha, just cause you SHOULD! to make it fair, just cause YOUR odd... and i saw you EAT pizza!
u did? when?
that day that you ate pizza that i saw you.
This is a knife to my heart. An entire thread against pizza...as if the comment wasn't bad enough.
hahah. i love you and completely agree with you.
well SOME people don't eat meat. hey can you order me a special cheese sandwhich because I don't eat coldcuts.
yes.. they make them i'm sure...
sure they make them but if you're getting a 6ft sub are you going to get me one with just cheese and veggies?
indeed i will... if it means that there will be no pizza
whatever you only starting hating it after 3 years of disgusting rat-infested Gio's. i'm so sick of you saying you hate pizza when i've seen you eat it about a thousand times.
i only ate at Gios for ONE year cuz after that my friends got cars... i admited to eating pizza.. i just don't ENJOY it!! stop acting like u know everything... ur stupid
we're finished. i'm going to sit on you when i come to your house today and then...you know the rest.
then u will say ur sorry? good idea
ehhhhh wrong answer.
lol why are all the poll options against pizza?
becuase pizza is gross!! no one should like it!! join me pete in my crusade against this vile food!!
I'd love to turn on the news someday and see you picketing pizza shops all by yourself. That would be great. I'd ask for your autograph.
is this the part where my eyes get all swirley and i talk all mesmerized?
good so it worked then!
man now i'm hungry... *buys a pizza slice*
NO PETE! ur on the dark side now!! i can't save you!
*breathes like darth vador* melody... i am your pizza maker.
hahahahahaahhhahhahahahahahah