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Adolph Hitler plays tennis

guilderbellsuck by guilderbellsuckOG 2003 · Dec 24, 2003 · 308 views · ·

Haha ok now here is your chance to discuss tennis and Adolph Hitler all in the same place.

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32 Comments

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

tennis is the most amazing sport in the world.

hitler was an existentialist.

aviator aviatorOG 2004 ·

did he play tennis though?

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

who doesn't play tennis?

aviator aviatorOG 2004 ·

i dont really. I like to play dominoes. :)

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

Full contact dominoes is the best.

aviator aviatorOG 2004 ·

haha or if you play full contact badminton

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

Yeah well that's the only way they will ever get me to play golf is if we play full contact golf.

aviator aviatorOG 2004 ·

What if they play hockey polo golf with golf carts?

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

That depends is it full contact? Where you ram each other and knock people out of their carts?

aviator aviatorOG 2004 · perrin

yeah kind of like that scene in Jack*** the movie

perrin perrinOG 2004 · aviator

Never saw that movie?

aviator aviatorOG 2004 · perrin

oh theres this scene where they go on a golf course and drive really wrecklessly in golf carts. No seatbelts and at the end they jump off a sandtrap and flip the whole thing over and they get busted up really bad. A typical worldly person would pop out some 4 letter words to react to that scene.

perrin perrinOG 2004 · aviator

Sounds exactly like something I would do. lol

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 · perrin

i'm buying you a helmet.....HAHAHA

aviator aviatorOG 2004 ·

1000/////////////////

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rocksupastarFounder ·

man, i am so glad this kid is gone...

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

i hear that...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

hitler no longer plays tennis, and guilderbellsuck no longer plays annoy the eZablers...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

are you sure about that?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

he's aviator now, isn't he...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

hahaha, mayyybbeee

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

Well he's certainly Guilderbellsucks lite...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

yeah. he's a slippery one.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

i think andre agassi would beat adolph soundly in a one on one tennis match...

guilderbellsuck guilderbellsuckOG 2003 ·

No way, Andre would be assassinated for looking like a Jew.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

We watched this movie once in History called Europa Europa..lots of nudity, totally shouldn't have been watching it. There's this one dream sequence when Hitler and Stalin are waltzing together. Amazing.

guilderbellsuck guilderbellsuckOG 2003 ·

Oh my gosh so offensive. Hitler and tennis. What an offensive idea. I think I am going to eat my shorts over this idea for real. Sheesh the both of you seriously and I mean seriously stop trying to have such a power trip on this thing. I mean you guys keep looking for stuff I post to find something wrong with it. Well you guys looked for something offensive and here it is Hitler and tennis. What could be more offensive than that. And yet... You probably were laughing hysterically when you saw the movie The Producers and the theme song was Spring time for Hitler. Ok then now if that doesn't offend you or anyone else REALLY. Then Why should this? Stop trying to be Tipper Gore.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i actually liked the producers, although it was vulgar, the actors didn't claim to be witnesses. you know? everyone just let it go.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

you are schizophrenic, get help

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

theres a thin line between humor and offensive stupidity... you have crossed it during more then one instance. Please start thinking before you post

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

I completely agree with this comment.

aviator aviatorOG 2004 ·

got some shizzle vouyiokles

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