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Toilet Paper

48 total votes · Apr 2, 2002
Folded 16 votes (33.3%)
Balled 27 votes (56.3%)
I don't like doodie jokes. 5 votes (10.4%)
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32 Comments

punkprincess #1 punkprincessOG 2001

all i wanna know is... why?

iwz #1.1 iwz

you know it's something you've always wondered about but were too afraid to ask.

i'm a folder. always have been. hate the balling.

thefunkyfresh #1.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

who even thinks about this stuff? and who would ball it up? remember we talked about this one other time?

iwz #1.1.1.1 iwz

well, a surprising 33% so far ball theirs up. and the remaining 17% that voted for "i'm so embarrassed!" obviously ball it up too.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

whats wrong with "balling it up" i personally like to call it crumpling.

iwz iwz

you get much more effecient use of your TP by folding instead of balling.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

i could say something really gross.. but im holding myself back... since im a girl and im supposed to say pretty things.

iwz iwz

gross AND funny? go for it!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

i think it leans more towards just gross

mandie #2 mandieOG 2001

This one is getting very Personal.... hehe

rocksupastar #3 rocksupastarFounder

i never thought of balling, actually someone once told me that you should only use 1 sheet per flush... crazy huh?

legs #3.1 legsFounder

1 sheet?!?! thats so funny, well more like impossible...

mandie #3.1.1 mandieOG 2001

excuse me, do you have a square to spare? hehehe

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#3.1.1.1 crazygirlOG 2001

haha thats great! man how many squares are in a roll? lol

legs #3.1.1.2 legsFounder

haha...and if its like the "1 ply" SO horrible! lol

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

seriously i dont know why they even make one ply TP. as if i'm not just gonna take twice as much and fold it in half

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#4 ukrainiumOG 2002

Well acually I think toilet paper stinks, I prefer or however you spell it, baby wipes. THOSE RULE!!!

punkprincess #4.1 punkprincessOG 2001

ew, then your bum is wet!

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#5 jollycandymanOG 2001

I can't believe that no one said this already. But I completely disregard the use of TP altogether.

ilikebirds #6 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Apparently a lot of people ball... i was going to talk bad about those people but they out number me.. and i don't want them to start throw balls of TP soaked in poo at me. So i love you guys.. really i do. YOU WEIRDOS!

punkprincess #6.1 punkprincessOG 2001

you know you wanna be a baller shot caller brawler

legs #6.1.1 legsFounder

hahah...i was just gonna say something like that! ya beat me to it. great minds think alike!

ilikebirds #6.1.2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

so wish i was a little taller. if i had a girl i would call her.

thefunkyfresh #6.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

seriously, what is up with the ballers? how retarded

punkprincess #6.2.1 punkprincessOG 2001

its better that way. im a baller supportor.

ilikebirds #6.2.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

ewww don't ever talk to me again. ever.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

need i mention that SOME people feel the necesity to SHOWER after? now that's just not normal

deanh77 deanh77Founder

yeah, what right does ty have calling ANYONE disgusting

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

rage against the tymeister!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

so showering after i take a dump is disgusting??? where are your heads. I'm cleaning. I'm a whole lot cleaner than anyone else i know.

PLEASE.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

wait, lemme get this straight... you shower after EVERY time you poo? what if you have to go like at 12 in the afternoon? then what?

mandie mandieOG 2001

One of my friends uses the wipes...kind of like butt wipes i guess. He tries to get everyone else to use them.

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