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Toilet Paper

48 total votes · Apr 2, 2002 · ·
Folded 16 votes (33.3%)
Balled 27 votes (56.3%)
I don't like doodie jokes. 5 votes (10.4%)
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32 Comments

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

all i wanna know is... why?

iwz iwz ·

you know it's something you've always wondered about but were too afraid to ask.

i'm a folder. always have been. hate the balling.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

who even thinks about this stuff? and who would ball it up? remember we talked about this one other time?

iwz iwz ·

well, a surprising 33% so far ball theirs up. and the remaining 17% that voted for "i'm so embarrassed!" obviously ball it up too.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

whats wrong with "balling it up" i personally like to call it crumpling.

iwz iwz ·

you get much more effecient use of your TP by folding instead of balling.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

i could say something really gross.. but im holding myself back... since im a girl and im supposed to say pretty things.

iwz iwz ·

gross AND funny? go for it!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

i think it leans more towards just gross

mandie mandieOG 2001 ·

This one is getting very Personal.... hehe

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rocksupastarFounder ·

i never thought of balling, actually someone once told me that you should only use 1 sheet per flush... crazy huh?

legs legsFounder ·

1 sheet?!?! thats so funny, well more like impossible...

mandie mandieOG 2001 ·

excuse me, do you have a square to spare? hehehe

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crazygirlOG 2001 ·

haha thats great! man how many squares are in a roll? lol

legs legsFounder ·

haha...and if its like the "1 ply" SO horrible! lol

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

seriously i dont know why they even make one ply TP. as if i'm not just gonna take twice as much and fold it in half

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ukrainiumOG 2002 ·

Well acually I think toilet paper stinks, I prefer or however you spell it, baby wipes. THOSE RULE!!!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

ew, then your bum is wet!

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

I can't believe that no one said this already. But I completely disregard the use of TP altogether.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Apparently a lot of people ball... i was going to talk bad about those people but they out number me.. and i don't want them to start throw balls of TP soaked in poo at me. So i love you guys.. really i do. YOU WEIRDOS!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

you know you wanna be a baller shot caller brawler

legs legsFounder ·

hahah...i was just gonna say something like that! ya beat me to it. great minds think alike!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

so wish i was a little taller. if i had a girl i would call her.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

seriously, what is up with the ballers? how retarded

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

its better that way. im a baller supportor.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

ewww don't ever talk to me again. ever.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

need i mention that SOME people feel the necesity to SHOWER after? now that's just not normal

deanh77 deanh77Founder ·

yeah, what right does ty have calling ANYONE disgusting

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

rage against the tymeister!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

so showering after i take a dump is disgusting??? where are your heads. I'm cleaning. I'm a whole lot cleaner than anyone else i know.

PLEASE.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

wait, lemme get this straight... you shower after EVERY time you poo? what if you have to go like at 12 in the afternoon? then what?

mandie mandieOG 2001 ·

One of my friends uses the wipes...kind of like butt wipes i guess. He tries to get everyone else to use them.

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