20k Leagues To Stupidity
by Leagues are used to measure distance travelled under water, not depth.
1 league = 3 miles.
The earth is 24,900 miles around its equator.
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea is a stupid story.
Discuss.
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I think its a great story...
that is the weirdest thing ever. today in history we had this huge discussion on how long a league is and we had to ask all these other teachers. the universe seems to be in sync.
hahahaah...i was gonna post ths man shouldda known
but it sounds cool. OK!?
You are so wise Ian
ooooooh!ahhhhhh! adam gets to be the picture man. that is so cool!
Hi my name is Julie and I'm easily impressed by bright shiny objects:)
hi my name is lynz and i wear cat ears but i'm human. ;)
Hi my name is Julie and I..like to get free bags from people!!! bleh
Hi my name is lynz and i likle to mooch cheese sauce and tomato salad off other peoples moms.
Hi my name is julie and I got fat creepy 'dancer' girls on my walls.
Hi my name is lynz and i work at a coffe shop and i can't make coffee.
Hi my name is Julie and I dont have a job!
hi my name is lynz and i like to drive with the emergency brake on.
Hi my name is Julie. I'm 15 and won't get my license for two years, but I own a car which I like to back up into trees!
hi my name is lynz. i'm a boy and i paint my ceiling black.
Hi my name is Julie. I wish I was a boy (I'm sorry..I didn't get your reference to me being a boy) and I think that using face paint to make it look like I have a black eye is cooool!
BWHAHAHAHA so low!
Hi my name is lynz and i am the lead singer of two fat for spandex.
Hi my name is Julie and I can't remember the proper uses of "two" "to" and "too"!
Hi my name is lynz and i have to sit on a pillow to see over the dashboard of my daddy's saturn, pepe. (at first i was like when have i ever used two, to and too wrong? then i reread the fight and vanessa pointed it out to me.)
Hi my name is Julie and I like to wear dresses with pants!
Hi my name is Lynz and i copy julie by wearing dresses with pants.
just slap each other and get it over with.
ooooh, girlfight!!!
Hi my name is Julie and I lie about stuff!!
Hi my name is Lynz and i am a polar bear that needs air conditioning in 20 degree weather.
Hi my name is Julie and I tell everyone I surf even though I can't :P
OH MY GOD... GIVE IT UP!!!! Hug and make up, PLEASE!!!! ;-)
Hi my name is Lynz and i failed gym because i don't have enough strength to run.
Hi my name is Julie and I can't figure out simple Biology and I don't know where babies come from..can you tell me please?
Hi my name is Lynz and i don't like to share "mhwwiahbm mine, mine, mine the gum is all mine."
hi my name's matt. just stop.
Hi my name is Julie and I don't know the difference between a flamer and a stoner..don't they both have to do with matches anyways?
Hi my name is Lynz and i think i am the queen of all my friends.
Hi my name is Julie and I'm just being used by my friend Lynz. She doesn't really like me at all but just uses me to get at her boyfriend!
Hi my name is Lynz and i like pasty guys.
AHHH! Hi my name is Julie and I have to watch Daren's Dance Grooves to learn how to cut a rug!
Hi my name is Lynz and I like guys with small ears!
(Ah! I'm being ganged up on) Hi my name is Julie and I wear fleece PJ pants no matter how hot it is out!
Hi my name is Lynz and i wear my black hooodie no matter how hot it is.
hahhaahha. Hi my name is Lynz and i like to sand wrestle.
Hi my name is Lynz and I like....wait did someone say sand wrestle??? WHERE'S MY VIDEO CAMERA!
(someone did video tape it actually...) Hi my name is Julie and I can't think of good enough insults so I have my sister and Skaorsk8 think of them for me!!!
Hi my name is Lynz and i am jealous because julie has friends.
Hi my name is Julie..and I lie to myself..I really don't have friends.
Hi my name is Lynz and i think i am sailor moon.
Hi my name is Julie and one of my best friends, Lindsay, yeah..she's sailor moon! cool huh?
Hi my name is Lynz and one of my best friends, Julie, can really dance it out in her fleece pj's. isn't that rufus?
Hi my name is Julie..and..-sob- I use words like rufus!!! I'm so ashamed.
Hi my name is Lynz and i sneeze like a mouse.
Hi my name is Julie and I like to eat everyone's left over cold slaw! (how gross is the word 'slaw'?)
(when was it ever leftover?) Hi my name is Lynz and i eat tons of doritos at all hours of the day.
And the problem with eating tons of Doritos is.....?
not a problem, that she eats them all hours of the day and has spicy breath.
wow!!! dont be dissin to fat for spandex.your crossin the line...i sing to.
heather, you are crazy. you don't know what you're talking about. its like malea and the drop kick murpheys. too fat for spandex is a band that lynz, vanessa, sammie, and i created. silly girl.
No you're silly Julie. Heather and I used to talk about this like two years ago but it never seemed to work and it was kind of just a joke..though I think we liked the name Sakura best then because it was cute and meant Cherry Tree.
I want Heather to jam with us... work on those drums, crazygirl!
You know what Ian, in that book didn't they go into the earth's core?? Like, deeper down? (Like that Jamiriquoi guy...ahem). Anyway. Perhaps I am confusing this with Journey to the Center of the Earth. It's entirely possible.
Yeah, you're thinking of Journey to the Center of the Earth
okay so it's not realistic, but no need to be dissing jules verne man
never read the story. i thought it was an under water sports world. guess i was wrong. talking about sports... i wanna play french handball. it's so hott. you have this ball. and then you have your hand and you dribble three times jump and score. it's amazing.
theres this other cool sport called "jump over a bush and then punch ty in the neck", sure it might be self explanatory, but it's also quite the fun
aww thats so cute. as much as i love to haver your soft supple woman hands punch my neck i'll pass. AND SEE YOU ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD, CHUMP !
BRING IT ON!!!!!!!
hey did you work on new CHEERS to cheer on our squad or are you going to be our H20 coordinator...?
That is some mighty fine H2O you have there...
no matt is what we all like to call a bench coordinator.
whatever, i'm an all star
And here I though we were going to discuss the "Justice League" cartoon and say how stupid some of it is...
no one was talking about that. comments are supposed to enhance the ongoing discussion.
haha. I love this old Phil Hartman SNL skit. sooo funny. haha.
Kirk Douglas's character: Wow, we're going 20,000 leagues under the sea? man that's pretty deep
Captain Nero: No, leagues is a measure of distance, not depth, we're travelling 2 and a half times around the earth.
KD: right, but we're gonna be 20,000 leagues deep?
CN: you fool, if we went 20,000 leagues down, we'd go through the center of the earth and come out the other side!
KD: OK, so we're going 20,000 leagues under the sea, through the center of the earth? WOW.
i thought it was metric leagues
so the earth is theoretically 8,300 leagues in circumference?
If the circ is 8,300 then the diameter is 2642(4 sig. fig.) using d=C/Pi
That gives us 2642 leagues (7926miles)so 20,000 leagues under the sea is TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE lol
ughghgh. ITS 20,000 leagues, AROUND the earth(Aprox 2.5 times), while under the SEA!!! why can no none understand this???? go read my comment above of the funny SNL skit. maybe that's why no one laughed, because they identify with the fake kirk douglas character.
yeah deano i did know that - i was just bored okay!!!!!!!!!!!!! take a chill dudas
awww poor sam!!!!!! its ok!
cheers HB ;) knew i could rely on u
no problem commander, thats what im here for **salutes**
Hey Ian, you forget that Verne foretold the advent of the submarine in this book!