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mrenticon mrenticonOG 2002 ·

if u think about events in history that u'd like to see differently:


when moses came down from the mountain with the 10 commandments, and the people had made the golden calf, Jehovah said he would destroy them all and make moses a great nation. moses talked Jehovah out of it, but wouldn't THAT have been interesting.


or how about showing up after lot and his daughters escaped sodom and gomorrah... i'd tell lot, 'look out for your daughters; their freaks!!!'

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

or take lots daughters in marriage so they wouldn't have had to have relations with their father.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

yea i NEVER got that.. i must have read that story a BILLION times, and everytime im like... EWWWWW why did they DO that!??!?! There is a buncha jerry springer worthy stuff going on early on in the bible.. crazyness

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

Yeh, I did the same thing. I kept reading over again to make sure I wasn't missing something. "No....they could't have....wait...What!?"

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

i dont' know why people thought that was a big deal... i just read it and i was like ok.. well i said " why would they get him drunk.. just ask" i mean.. people slept with their sisters and brothers and everything. it was no big deal back then. it's kinda weird though to be a double daddy.. i'm your daddy and your daddy and your daughters daddy. that would be weird.

mrenticon mrenticonOG 2002 ·

there's a trivia question in there...let me see if i can remember it correctly:


name someone in the bible whose father and grandfather are the same...


there's a better way to word that, but that's the gist...

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

*this isn't meant to be a sick, disgusting comment at all, so don't take it that way*

It was still okay then... the Israelites later were told not to have incest, but at this time I guess they were much closer to perfection. You're making it sound like no one had incest back then, but that's not true at all, because....well...this is going back about a thousand years, but, adam and eve's kids had incest to start the human population. So it wasn't wrong then. (yeah, I agree with "i like-a-da birds", though, except that the children conceived would later become enemy's to the Israelites.)

mrenticon mrenticonOG 2002 ·

try 4000 years, at least

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

no, what I meant was this: 1,000 years before Lot and his daughters did the dirty deed.

mrenticon mrenticonOG 2002 ·

sorry, my bad...

mandie mandieOG 2001 ·

speaking of incest...did anyone hear what the Amish are doing now? I heard this on the radio. Because there is so much incest, the genes & blood are to weak, so they are paying....i don't know if i should finish if there are young people reading this..but you get the point.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

so they are paying for what ? others to come in and help procreate?

no way.. thats weird!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

hahaha, good one ty :)

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

that's really sick, i didn't realize the Amish were into that

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j-laOG 2001 ·

that is just about the funniest thing i heard today!! thanks for making me laugh

glimmerglam glimmerglamOG 2002 ·

can someone drive me out to amish country? they sound like fun-times people

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

hahaha fun times usa

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