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sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

i had a feeling it was gonna be something stoooopid.


my aunt has a memory loss problem. she drove down the street to the pharmacy. when she left the store, she walked home. the next day, her car was missing so she filed a report with the police. when her friend picked her up for work, they passed the pharmacy, and she saw her car. she said, 'quick, let me take it before the theives get out of the store!' she didn't realize what REALLY happened until she got home that night.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

HAHAHA!! that's hilarious. i also had a feeling the car didnt really get stolen

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

you guys are just GENIUSES

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nine9starOG 2001

how did you know - huh huh huh????????

Notice you didnt say that when i thought it had been stolen - to console me or anything - its because YOU DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!!

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

#1 i thought the first thing u'd do was to call ur parents.

#2 i figured the bobbie would suggest that.

#3 i didn't want u to stop over-reacting.

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nine9starOG 2001

we rang our parents but they're in north carolina and were out!!!!!

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

ok u caught me...*crying & weeping*...i'm sorry, i thought to suggest it wasn't really stolen, but...*sniff, sniff*...i forgot to...*waaaaaaaahhhhh*

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah because you wouldve thought i was a big jerk. i just figured i'd let ya figure it out for yourself

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

yeah! what he said...

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nine9starOG 2001

oh gee thanks kid (dripping with sarcasm incase you didnt notice!)

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

hey r u gonna let her call u a goat?

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