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ilikebirds Apr 26, 2002

my dad is bruce lee and my mom is yoko ono. I WIN leave me alone.

thefunkyfresh Apr 26, 2002

well i am the love child of napoleon and storm from the x-men and kermit the frog is my half brother, who is the best friend of the father of the stunt double of the guy who did the voice of captai...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

oh !well, i didn't tell you that my brother happens to be the fat white guy that was sitting on the bench with forest gump who didn't believe that forrest was a billionaire and walked away . needless to say he jumped on the subway diet and lost 150 lbs. now he's going around picking up chicks from somalia. i love my brother.

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