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sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

i had a cat, 'paul', and a hamster, 'barnabus'. when i was 4, i took barnabus out of his cage, and i was tapping him ever so lightly (i swear!) with my plastic golf club. well, he stopped moving. i got scared, and put him back in his cage before my mom noticed. later that night, my mom saw he wasn't moving around, and she discovered he was dead. she felt so bad for me, but i didn't let on that i knew i had crushed him with my plastic weapon (what a jerk!). when i was growed up (j/k), i told her what happened. she was relieved to find out i wasn't so traumatized by the loss......or was i?

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crazygirlOG 2001

thats so mean. i didnt mean it like that...

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

i thought we were discussing trauma...?

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crazygirlOG 2001

did i say we werent?...

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