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malibu malibuOG 2001

this circuit overseer asked me once when i was getting married and i was like uh.. 26 maybe. he's like no you aren't you are waiting until 30 so you can go to bethel because once you get married you are gonna wanna have kids and then you never get rid of them and parts of your life with jehovah gets put on hold. i was like hold on now. he totally lost me but i get it now.

iwz iwz

actually, isn't it easier for a woman to get into bethel by getting married?

katiedid katiedidFounder

yes. women pretty much dont have a chance unless that have some really, REALLY needed skill. so unless you're a dentist, it's not very likely to be called.


(btw, julia....if that CO was brother adams, he got married when he was 20 years old *wink*)

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

and since most women don't have any skills...

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

over the past few days i realized how much matt is a SCHOVINISTIC (sp?) my goodness boy youre going to get beat down!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

maybe i just mean tina. you know i'm just kidding around. she's mad because at the boardwalk the other day our two groups were trying to find each other, and we were on cell phones and she was trying to tell us where they were. and at that moment we were literally 50 feet from each other, and she sends us in the COMPLETE OPPOSITE DIRECTION!! WHY!!??

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

hahahahahhahahaha maybe i did it on purpose... HA ever think of that!? hahaha

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

no ur not smart enough for that either tina, AND ur a woman on top of it!

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nine9starOG 2001

aha BUT the reason she would be clever enough to come up with a spur of the moment cunning plan like that IS BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 nine9star

im not a girl... not yet a woman... all i need is time.... (lol)

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder punkprincess

and a LIFE!!!!!!!

hahaha you got me!

deanh77 deanh77Founder

man women can't spell either. ahaha.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

nope, thats just me, im a terrible speller

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nine9starOG 2001

sweetie its CHAUVINIST - i like ur version better tho ;)

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Malibu-barbie girl..maybe he has some special plan for you. Like, maybe he's trying to hook you up with someone but he's just too young but by the time you're 30 it won't matter anymore! Besides..you can't get married because you're gonna have to move in with me in Florida because I'm not allowed to live with Ness because..that wouldn't be good.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

oh ok

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahahhahaha it wouldn't look good. like the two of us would look any better.

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