what about Twizzlers?? I mean, they are not fruit snacks at all.. but they make your mouth happy, and you can get them usually in vending machines.... don't you have those at your place of slavery?...

Twizzlers are awesome when I want a red licorice fix quickly.... sometimes I don't ever break them into the individual twists... I eat 'em like a bar. The ultimate, though, next to red laces are D...