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tpham tphamOG 2001

thats interesting. i have at many times wish that i knew everythig in the world. everything from the exact velocity and spin to put on a ball to nail a hole in one everytime to knowing how to make my own fruit snacks to know all the secret societies the government is involved with and know exactly what it is i need to make nuclear fission and fusion work... but alas.. i dont know.

highschool highschoolOG 2002

sometimes i wish i knew the answers to some of the great mysteries in live. So I coudl go on Usolved Mysteries and tell them all the solutions.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

I just wanted to be the GUy who sits on a thrown and there are lines of people coming to me for answers. and i'll give them all the answers. and charge billions for the toughest of answers like .." what is really in fruitcake"

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

or why do hot dogs and hot dog buns come in different numbers?

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