everytime i come home from the beach, i never wanna take a shower because i love smellin like the shore. (don't worry i do before i go out again). then i am always reminded of kramer on seinfeld when he invented the beach perfume and the guy is like.. "people go home and take showers to prevent smelling like the beach" i want that perfume. BEACH SALT AIR ROCKS!!
sun block is the closest i've seen. put some on before going to the meeting, and everyone'll think u've been moonlighting at the beach!