these things keep changing. the second ones were funny though

1) Gluteaus Maximus : i always think of gladiator too when i hear maximus

2) Liver Juice : apple juice

3) I love these : M&Ms

4) Not Good : my singing

5) Indiana Jones : he so can't fit in those pants ever again

6) Goonies : splitting my chin open

7) I wish I was : smaller

8) Lotus : eaters

9) Emerald : city

10) Mexicans: jesse hughes