im friends with funky fresh and in the same hall as rae rae and funky fresh

I can't believe you didn't mention that you're katiedid's boyfriend!!! How did that slip by??

ouch i cant believe that either dave.... very bad mikey, katie needs to beat you a few times with a wet noodle!

or find someone more attentive!

OR you could just take a long walk of a short pier!

haha oh wow, i havent heard this one in AGES!!!!