you're one sick dude. why don't you grow some sideburns. get a bus. and scream like chris farley.
why you so angry, like little chinese girl who lost her most delicious ice cream cone. you should be happy like little russian boy who has first kiss.
"my name is Matt Foley and i'm a motivational speaker! let me tell you my life story. i am 35 years old, i am thrice divorced, and I live in a vaaan down by the RIVER!"
hahah that was the best skit!