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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i'm sorry, bro. you could invest in a toupe.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

a substitute teacher in my skool wears a toupe. it's weird cuz it's so stiff and when he leans over, all of it like stays together and gravity comes in and moves it lol.

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