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skaorsk8 Dec 15, 2003

i think the same thing every time i walk into someone's room and see taking back sunday, thrice, or thursday. or any rap that isn't tribe called quest. so true. mango, please come make me cookies

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

I don't eat cookies remember. Carbs.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i didn't say come EAT cookies. i said MAKE ME cookies.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

yeah... have you ever made cookies without eating any???? HOLY CRAP that's like nearly impossible!!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

you can eat them without baking them. that's a start. maybe that has less carbs.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

haha. I duno. Maybe if i run a couple miles that day i can have a few cookies. Haha.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yo i can hook you up with my 4 minute a day fat loss plan. it's amazing. you work CRAZY hard but you are mentally and physically prepared for ANYTHING....

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

Ok tell me more. Now. Thank you.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

imagine this. an athletic activity that requires 4 minutes a day, and yet burns more than 30 mins of working an elliptical. woooosh

tinser tinserOG 2002

i think dan should be a trainer

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 tinser

dude, i'd love to do that. i'd kick people's BUTTS HARDCORE.

since you brought it up, there's a guy who i really admire, he was a druggie/convict who started lifting in prison...when he got out, he pretended he was a personal trainer at this gym in the city where all famous people go...and he walked up to ben affleck one day and said "Yo, what the HECK ARE YOU DOING? MAN! you're doing it all wrong!" and showed him how to do 10 curls PERFECTLY. and ben was like "wow". (because ben is easily impressed). anyway, this guy's workout program that he learned from fellow prisoners is AMAZING. so difficult. I wanna throw up every time I do it....but it's mega sets...in pyramid...you do 36 sets of chest on one day...hardcore.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 skaorsk8

Would you wear really really really ridiculously short shorts like Richard Simmons?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 toxicgirl

hahaha, dan doesn't strike me as a short shorts type of guy. he's older than me [24?], clean cut and fairly professional, but he still wears baggy jeans like it's 1995.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 fivezero

HEY! i have skinny legs..so wearing tight pants helps nothing...haha...i did retire my jenco's though, when i was like 19...they were getting silly

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 skaorsk8

OMG! i used to LOVE jencos... i had like 5 pairs!! o man.. i was such a loser...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 yodasucka

what are you talking about they were grrrreat!

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 forrestina

frest, remember those HUGE ones i had... they were mad tight at the top but then so big at the bottom i could fit my entire body in them?! lol THOSE were amazing...

haha yeah. for fun we used to rip people's pockets off their jncos...they got mad.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 yodasucka

i had a few pairs too, except i was awesome!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 fivezero

someone lied to you, valentine. fortunately you live in reality now.

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