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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Back about 4 years ago, I had this stupid habit where i would take poland spring bottles and fill them with evian water. I used to do this about 5 times a day. Until one day an evian water delivery guy saw me outside in my underwear pouring evian water into a poland spring bottle. He came up to me and first asked " What are you doign outside on the side of the highway in your underwear with no car near you" I said " I got dropped off " He said " Thats cute " I said " Yea whatever are you gay ? go away "

He said " No, i'm pretty much straight " I said " PRetty much? there's no pretty much.. there's no fence.. you're on one side or the other buddy " He said " Well i'm on the good side" I said " cool" So I ran away.

jay79 jay79OG 2001

Ty, you are such a weirdo!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

what are you talking about... your the weirdo. you weirdo

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

my new bad habit is that when i see a PARAGRAPH by ty, i stop after the fifth word or so, and decide it's not worth reading. HOWEVER, since this is my journal entry, i will continue on and see what it's about...that is all.

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

just finished reading it: *rollseyes* that figures...i shoulda stayed with the gut instict...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

what is wrong with that story? so goood. i need to be a short story novelist.

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

that's my point: you should write short stories; not journal comments that appear to be genuine, when in fact, they are anything BUT; you malaysian!

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