As soon as I saw that pseudo-travesty news posting --- oh my disquieting thoughts! The eZabel quagmire, like all civilizations prior, had encountered it's destined violent death like a regular, hard working carpenter ant that never hurt anybody, but just kept to himself and worked his regular hours only to suddenly, for no apparent reason other than the heat of the day, which he was glad it was warming up, was suddenly attacked by a conniving, calculating, deceptive, much larger than the simple minded hard working carpenter ant, mean, ugly, bright red KILLER ANT. But then, before I could finish reading the news post, I realized it was a typical Ian prank, the kind of seemingly harmless shenanigan that he, like the killer ant, is destined to try on unsuspecting loyal, hard working, eZabel stalwarts, yes, like perhaps other pre-eZabel Zabels likely did before him. Furthermore, having in mind the aforementioned killer ant, contrawise, thus, thusly and so on, any honest hearted person would have to realize [BANG!]