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malibu malibuOG 2001

the other day i was outside putting the beach chairs away when i started debating to myself different materials to be used for chairs. the conversation with myself went something like this.

" well if you used cotton chairs it would be more flouncy and easier to sit on but then you would hafta have a lot of cotton to support weight. but what if you wanted it for the beach? then all the sand would get in it. but sand is an exfoliant for your skin and would be nice but who needs to exfoliate their butts? so cotton would be kinda odd for a chair but i could see where the softness would have its benefits"

so i am talking to myself like this for 10 minutes while i'm working and then i turn and look and my neighbor is looking at me dumbfounded like huh? and goes, continue because this is entertaining.

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

i'd hate to find out your process for buying toilet paper!

i learned a new word today: "flouncy"

thanks, malibu!

malibu malibuOG 2001

actually funny you should say because i was in the supermarket the other day and looking at the toilet paper and you know in the quilted northern commercials they have the ladies sewing in extra sheets and stuff, well i was thinking do they live in the same community as all the other commercial little people. is one of them dating the keebler elves? i think the one girl is the wife of snap of snap, crackle, and pop. but would their children immediately be grown in order to sell other products. i wonder if ceral crunches on them? these are just some of my odd thoughts while i shop for toilet paper.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hmmm.. i guess i could see that happening or.. maybe they could go out with Stewart Little!

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

that should make a great story!

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