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flomojopoanode Apr 9, 2001

so your girlfriend is from the microwave society?! Weird. And a Methodist did what? Ordain her? what!?

thefunkyfresh Apr 9, 2001

WOW...this is really pathetic. i am really really REALLY sick over this.

iwz iwz

write a news story or something, then, dude. it's been a while....

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i know it has been a while...i'm just really dry right now, and constant criticism doesnt help! i'm a tortured artist.

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