dude, you're right. i work for UPS and i happen to know that i don't check packages for ticking, vibrations or bomb-like smells [whatever those may be]. people on the recieving end of one those bad-boys never thinks it's them whose next. myself, i just throw them from one side of the truck to the other and then toss them onto door steps, no other thought involved. this is morbid thinking, but if the mafia did UPS style hits--that mafia family would be efficient and unstoppable. just gotta pull the truck into the driveway backwards, poof poof poof, and you're back on the road in less than forty seconds. perfect. i wonder how many you could do before the cops caught on? i guess it depends on how well the driver knows his route and how many people are around. the average, for me, is 40 stops an hour. hmmm. theres terrible math to be done.