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guilderbellsuck Dec 18, 2003

Melody Mullins that is.

fivezero Dec 18, 2003

don't be surprised if melody mullins comes to your place and caves your skull in with a tire iron, bro.

guilderbellsuck Dec 18, 2003

Haha. Don;t worry she eats cheeseburgers. Thats about all she does. She wouldn't know the first thing about tire irons.

toxicgirl Dec 18, 2003

I am starting to feel bad for this girl. She likes cheeseburgers, that's great, why is that so darn funny? You are really digging into this girl. I wouldn't say that you are slandering her...howeve...

guilderbellsuck Dec 18, 2003

tsk tsk. Don't worry it is a mere inside joke. She is known as melodrama for how she reacts to stuff. It is quite funny. Don't worry she will not be hurt by this. I bug her about it all the time. M...

yodasucka Dec 19, 2003

ok ok, that can't be... I am called "melodrama" by my dear Dana-Burger... you need to stop....

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Dana-BURGER. strangely appropriate.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

indeed... she is the BEST EVER by the way...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

wow. BEST EVER?! this is blasphemy! we all know that Jesus was the BESTEST man who ever lived.

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