wow. i was in new hampshire all week. everyone called me "soy boy". (i know this will spread like wildfire. i will go to florida next year and say "hello my name is dan" and they will chant SOY BOY SOY BOY SOY BOY over and over and over

so i pretended i wasn't allergic to milk and had a mudslide and was feeling congested and whatnot for the next day or so

(reaf- real milk is no better than soymilk, in all truth - but soymilk does not encourage your body to produce testosterone.)