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thefunkyfresh Jan 14, 2004

Why does that elf lady have to give up her immortal life to be with Aragorn? I mean, what guy wouldn't love it if their wife never got old?

malibu Jan 18, 2004

yeah the guys would love it but what about her? she'd watch the guy she'd love get old and die and she'd still be there with other guys. and wouldn't that make you insecure. you're woman still l...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

it would make me feel like a pimp! an old, nasty pimp!

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