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starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

you are so sweet!
i feel bad for alot of my older customers b/c they're lonely and have nothing better to do then to come shopping to CVS to have a life. They want to talk. But my boss told me I'm TOO friendly and to stop the jabbering and just get them out of there. HEs SO cold! Hes gonna be a lonely one someday, hes so devoted to being Mr CVS. He says hes so busy working when he comes home his dog doesnt even remember him. Good. One day he'll be sorry.

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