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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

dude, you're lucky. those situations coulda been worse. don't you have a diad/communicator/signature type dealy to hit those wild dogs with. well, you could use the box. but what if all you have is oen of those lil gevalia boxes or just a letter? you're in trouble. do they make doggy pepper spray? mmm. as for the driving. be safe. the consumers can wait.

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