Just promise me everyone has fun at my funeral. I'm gonna put the FUN back in FUNeral. or as i like to say.. FUN-(F)ER-AL(L).
Everyone should wear party hats that say my name on it. and those cool sunglasses that usually say like 2004 but instead... like.. BOOB or something. and tape it !! cause i wanna see it in the future!! alright! ohhhh and no RIP STONES or anything. plant me a tree.. with a plaque that says.. THis is ty's tree.
and make sure no one chops me down. cause i'll be mad.
should we all be eating chinese food at this?? YELLOW RICE...for the effect...also we shoudl watch the temple of doom
"no time for love, dr. jones!"
well whoever wants to bring the chinese go for it.
but it should be a celebration.
people shouldn't be like.. ' ohh i can't hang out and party tonight because of a funeral '
everyone should be like ' yo you going to ty's funeral i hear it's gonna be CRAZZZZY '...
good times.
everyone who attends Thai's funeral must tape up the corners of their eyes, faux chinky style. *cue footage of drunk ezabelers bumping into each other at the viewing due to self inflicted visual impairment*
we'll put his body in a large fortune cookie and bury it in vegas. *cue footage of iwz and rocksupastar lowering the large fortune cookie into a large hole in the ground, while drunk ezabelers weep bitterly. jay79, reaf and juicymango throw themselves on the fortune cookie and beg to be taken too, soon they begin to eat the fortune cookie*
