i think i want to start wearing an eyepatch. just for fun
i have one, but i'm not sure where it is. i wear it while i'm driving sometimes to throw people off. the best, was when i wore it on the parkway and paid a toll in the cash receipt booth. the collector kinda jumped when he looked at me, he had a smirk on his face like he wanted to crack up so bad. pretty enrtertaining.
angry pirate!??!
HAHAHAHAHA i KNEW that was going to come up. a pirate, but not angry. if i were, would you really want to know??
mike and i are pirates as our summer job. want to join the ship? it's good times travelling the world, looting, drinking, and shaking it in the crows nest.
that sounds awesome. count me in. i'm there anytime, anywhere.
niiice. only one condition-all the super hot men rowing the boat. all mine. no touching, dan.