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omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

oh! i got one i think. k if you're sitting down innocently minding your own business, and some guy comes behind you and gets you in a sleeper, do not fear! this has happened to me once and i got out of it, having no fighting experience watsoever. i had my arms free, and i grabbed the back of his head and pulled him entirely over me and he slammed against the floor. then these next steps are optional: take his wallet, fart in his face, point and laugh, shake his hand, or walk away.

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