this ones for tinser and her subway antics...HOW TO SURVIVE A FALL ONTO SUBWAY TRACKS

-do not attempt to climb back back onto the platfrom unless you are positiveyou have enough time to do so.
-find a safe place to stand, out of the way of oncoming trains.
-stand against a wall, between columns seperating two tracks, on an adjoining set of tracks, or beneath the platform.
-remove any articles of clothing or bags that could catch on the train, and stand straight, still and tall.
-in your panic do not touch any of the rails.

and after you are safe punch, repeatedly, the person responsible for your fall. if you are responsible for your own fall utilize another, more safe mode of transportation. happy trails!