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juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

One time on the way to Florida I got pulled over, and it was my first time EVER to get pulled over, and I said, "I'm so sorry this is my friends car i didn't realize how fast it goes." DOH! So stupid. Got a ticket. But it was out of state so no points.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

Also one time a couple years ago, I was living in PA but i had to go back to NJ to straighten out something with stupid gay unemployment and I got pulled over going I think 88 in a 65. And I actually said to the cop that I'm on my way to Nj to unemployment because I have NO JOB and NO MONEY but.... Um... I still got a ticket. Again it was out of state so no points. hehe.

One time i got out of a speeding ticket saying i was just really tired and really wanted to get home.

but um... yeah that sucks.

I just got a ticket a couple weeks ago for speeding on the parkway, SO GAY i probably wans't even REALLY speeding in my stupid 1990 old geezer car. Anyway I work for lawyers so they'll take care of it so its... no points.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004 ·

When I was 18 I had 13 points on my license. I think it was only 13. But I had to go to a drivers ed class so I didn't lose my license. I walk in there and it was like a high school reunion. I knew like 8 people there.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

remember when i got pulled over in S. Carolina? and you were all "whats wrong with your face" hahahahaha

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

haha

hah

"shh i'm trying to cry!!" (i don't know if you said that but it woulda been funny)

haha

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

yo yo yo i definitely need to find the tapes from that trip and we gotta watch them one of these days. Haha. So funny

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

hahahahahaha! thats relaly what i was trying to do, b/c i was laughing, but trying to look like i was crying, and youre like .,... EW whats wrong with your face! ahaha oh man we gotta find that video! that was def good times!! do i have it?

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