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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

One time i was speeding like 123 in a 45 and the cop said " Hey do you know how fast you were going "... and i said " have you ever seen another mans nipple? " ... so i flashed him ... he of course fell in love. and gave me two tickets.. tickets to a MOVIE !

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

Nice, that's funny!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i'm underappreciated. like sean penn

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

Wasn't that the dude that married Madonna?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

WOW, a 10 for originality!

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