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socalgal Feb 10, 2004

you're such an outlaw! LOL Seriously I've gotten out of a few. I am somewhat impatient so i tend to drive a little faster than usual....so i've been stopped quite a few times. BUT I haven't h...

modestjesse Feb 10, 2004

Girls always have the advantage!

socalgal Feb 10, 2004

I lied I did have to give a story one time, i was in hawaii though. I was driving like 80 in their 45MPH fwy and I told the cop I had jsut flown in from LA blah blah blah where our speed limits ar...

modestjesse Feb 10, 2004

See, girls always get off.

beachbum Feb 11, 2004

short skirts work wonders hahahahaha

perrin Feb 11, 2004

I was actually going to say you would just show a little leg and get out of it but I knew someone else would bring it up so I didn't have to. I know you all to well.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

well if i happen to get pulled over while wearing a skirt and it accidentally rode up a little and i didn't notice...dont' hate. nobody is stopping you from trying it

perrin perrinOG 2004

Doh. Now there is a scary thought.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

AMEN SISTAH! doesn't hurt to give a smile and flip of the hair...LOL

perrin perrinOG 2004

It's just not fair. :(

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

guys can show something too, you jsut never know now-a-days which way the officer swings....lol

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

Exactly, that's why I got that safety bright rainbow sticker on my car!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

see you're on your way....lol

perrin perrinOG 2004

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. No way. Bad mental pictures. Must run away screaming and yelling. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

Mike's a homophobe.

perrin perrinOG 2004

At least I don't pretend like I'm gay like some people I know.

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004

I know, you need to tell Eddie to be careful. He's cute and some guys might just come on to him.

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